Daniel Zadnik

@danielzadnik.com

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Posting bad jokes and photos of wild geese Lethbridge, Alberta 🇨🇦 #yql (he / him)

Video of Luke Kidgell zooming in on the Statue of Liberty from a distance, saying it looks like Elon Musk at a Trump rally.
OMNIA chandelier
A meme with the title “Be like a Programmer” showing two cartoon panels. The first panel features a simplistic drawing of a character labeled “John” with a neutral expression. The accompanying text reads: “John is a programmer. John has 3 bugs to resolve, 2 functionalities to implement, and needs to attend a meeting.” The second panel shows the same character with a calm, relaxed expression and closed eyes. The text below states: “John decides to sleep.” The meme humorously highlights a programmer’s approach to overwhelming workloads.
A destroyed advertisement with broken glass below it on the sidewalk.
A tall concrete wall beneath an overpass covered by a chain-link fence, featuring street art. On the right side, a hand-drawn cartoon character resembling Luigi from the Mario series leaps upward with one fist raised, wearing his signature green cap, green shirt, blue overalls, and brown boots. To the left, a series of black, bullet-shaped stencils are painted on the wall, each bearing white text such as “DEPOSE”, “DELAY”, and “DENY,” arranged in a line.
The image shows a juxtaposition of technological advancement and socioeconomic disparity. On the left, an advertisement promotes AI employees, with the slogan: “Artisans Won’t Complain About Work-Life Balance. The Era of AI Employees Is Here.” The ad features a futuristic-looking, digitally rendered woman’s face and the logo of the company “Artisan.” On the right, a disheveled individual appears to be homeless, sitting on the sidewalk next to a green bike lane, holding a small item in their hand, with a disposable coffee cup placed on the ground. In the background, tall urban buildings and city traffic emphasize the urban setting. The image starkly contrasts the promise of AI-driven innovation with the reality of human hardship.
The image shows a blue and black Onewheel, a self-balancing electric board with a single large wheel in the center and footpads on either side. Below the Onewheel, bold text reads: “BORN TO RIDE WORLD IS A FUCK Bonk Em All 2024 I am trail beast 410,757,864,530 BROKEN COLLARBONES”
Screenshot of a Reddit comment that says “I think we (in the US) should exclusively refer to migrants as Christians (which they overwhelmingly are). 'Texas plans concentration camp for illegal Christians.'”
A white Christmas tree with colorful lights
2098 day Duolingo streak
Sticky note with skeet written on it
This image is a screenshot of a humorous poll posted on Twitter by a user named Adam Kotsko (@adamkotsko). The post asks, “What’s your favorite tech innovation?” with four satirical options, each representing a critique of modern technology-driven services or products: 1. “Illegal cab company” (16%) – likely referring to ridesharing services like Uber or Lyft. 2. “Illegal hotel chain” (17%) – likely referring to platforms like Airbnb. 3. “Fake money for criminals” (32%) – likely referring to cryptocurrencies. 4. “Plagiarism machine” (35%) – likely referring to AI tools such as ChatGPT or other content-generation systems. The poll results show “Plagiarism machine” leading with 35%, followed by “Fake money for criminals” at 32%, with “Illegal hotel chain” and “Illegal cab company” trailing behind at 17% and 16%, respectively. The tone is sarcastic, implying critiques of these technologies.
Screenshot of the following quote from a news article: Pamela Perkins, a photographer who lives in the Tesla heartland of California’s Silicon Valley, has a Model Y but is among a group of friends who are all considering ditching their Teslas. “I’m turning 80 in January so I thought I’d have a sporty car that I could race anyone when the light turns green,” Perkins said of her purchase. “There was a time I thought Elon Musk was a genius but he went bad very quickly. I remember saying to my husband I should sell this car and send a message, for my own conscience.
A snowy landscape photo showing frost covered trees
A robot vacuum that has wedged itself between a toilet and the wall.
The image depicts a humorous meme. Potentially the best meme you’ve ever seen, or in this case, the best meme you’ve ever read. At the top, text reads “666 followers.” Below it, a red devilish figure with horns is seated at a drum set, passionately playing drums adorned with 3 large “6” numbers on the bass drums, reinforcing the “666” theme. To the left of the image, a small inset features a child holding a crucifix and gesturing with a hand, as if to ward off the demonic figure.
A four-panel comic about a rebellious duck: 1. Panel 1: A duck stands among other ducks and says, “I don’t wanna be a normal duck.” 2. Panel 2: The same duck dives into a puddle of oil, declaring, “I wanna be a goth duck.” 3. Panel 3: The duck is now completely covered in oil, appearing as a dark silhouette, saying, “Hell yeah.” 4. Panel 4: Two humans in protective gear are holding the duck at a cleaning station. One says, “Let’s get you cleaned up, little guy.” The duck defiantly replies, “No fuck you.”
Duck
Reddit post stating “Elon Musk is a bitch.” With 29.2k upvotes
Pierre Poilievre shouting “AXE THE FACTS”
A vintage electric carving knife, is shown in the image. The knife features a white and black handle with a floral design, which is characteristic of 1970s or 1980s aesthetics. The detachable serrated blade is positioned above the handle, and a neatly wound power cord with a standard plug is visible to the side. The text overlay humorously remarks on how this type of appliance was typically used only a couple of times a year, likely for special occasions like Thanksgiving or Christmas. The background is a plain gray fabric surface.
A frozen dying plant sitting outside in the cold and snow.
A screenshot of text criticizing a social media trend. The text reads: “I’m noticing a new trend where people post ‘Ok, who did this? 😂’ along with a meme—usually taken from someone else’s post. Stop it. You’re a thief.”
Two robot vacuums on a wooden floor: a white modern model with a lidar sensor sits in the back, while an older black Roomba with a glossy surface and large ‘CLEAN’ button is in the foreground. Both are positioned facing each other.
A four-panel comic illustrates a humorous take on awkward attempts to join a conversation. In the first panel, two people are sitting on a park bench, each holding a cup of coffee. One says, “Coffee goes straight through me,” attempting to spark a conversation. In the second panel, a smiling cloud holding a coffee cup responds, “Airplanes go straight through me,” clearly misunderstanding the context. The third panel shows the two people silently staring at the cloud, looking perplexed and unimpressed. In the fourth panel, the cheerful cloud remains unbothered, holding its coffee with a content expression. The comic is captioned “me attempting to join conversations.”, and was created by Nathan W. Pyle.
A tiger and a black-and-white goat are walking closely together in a snowy enclosure surrounded by a metal fence. The tiger, with its orange and black stripes, looks calm and attentive as it strolls beside the goat. The goat, standing confidently, has large curved horns and a thick coat. The caption above the image reads: “Tiger refuses to eat goat who was given to him as live food, instead, they became friends.” The scene suggests an unusual and heartwarming bond between predator and prey.
A comic strip titled “Savage Chickens” by Doug Savage humorously depicts “College Programs of the Near Future.” The cartoon is drawn on yellow sticky-note style backgrounds with six panels: 1. Title Panel: Text reads “College Programs of the Near Future” in bold letters. 2. Emoji Linguistics: Illustrates various emoji faces (smiling, laughing, winking) with text below suggesting a program dedicated to studying emojis. 3. Underground Gardening: Shows plants growing under a roof-like structure, referencing potential gardening practices in restricted or subterranean environments. 4. Post-Apocalyptic Warrior Training: Features a chicken wielding two swords, portraying survival combat skills as a futuristic college course. 5. Solar Cuisine: Displays a sunny outdoor setting where an egg is frying directly on the ground, symbolizing cooking using solar heat. 6. Advanced Googling (Formerly Doctor of Medicine): Depicts a chicken typing on a computer, mocking the shift from medical expertise to online research skills. The comic combines humor and satire to comment on speculative, exaggerated future educational trends.
Two geese flying through the air
Screenshot stating “21,000,000 users”
A four-panel comic titled “Aging Millennial Humor” by Sarah Andersen. “Aging Millennial” has been crossed out and replaced with “Bluesky”, making the modified title “Bluesky humor”. Panel 1: An elderly woman in a wheelchair excitedly exclaims, “A doggo!” while pointing at a dog walking nearby. Panel 2: She continues, smiling wide, “A heccin good pupper.” Her enthusiasm is evident as she gazes at the dog. Panel 3: Still cheerful, she adds, “13/10 good boi.” A younger person pushing her wheelchair looks confused and responds, “Huh?” Panel 4: The younger person reassures someone off-panel, “Don’t worry, no one understands her.” Meanwhile, the elderly woman adds with a happy expression, “Could be a fren.”
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #8,769, Daniel Zadnik ‪@danielzadnik.com‬, joined on Apr 6, 2023"
Man with partially tanned face
Photo of a robot vacuum with a claymore mine attached, with the caption “Everyone gangster til the Claymore Roomba™ comes around the corner”