Dani Michaeli

@danimichaeli.bsky.social

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he/him, Emmy nominated writer, Strange Planet, The Mighty Ones, Glitch Techs, Little Big Awesome, Harvey Beaks, The Aquabats Super Show! SpongeBob, South Park

The cover of “Cassavetes on Cassavetes” by Ray Carney. With a picture of the great filmmaker and actor holding an Eclair camera.
Finn and Jake atop a mountain in a version of their classic Adventure Time title card pose, looking handsome and updated to reflect the new designs for Side Quests.
One of those scary packets of silicone pellets that say they will help with freshness but do nothing for toxic chemical paranoia.
A short video, three static shots of mushrooms with music from Over the Garden Wall
A close up of an “I VOTED” sticker on a white t-shirt with a slash of sunlight across
It’s me, a bearded Caucasian Jewish dude in his mid 50s, wearing a Buffalo Bills ball cap and staring slightly cross eyed into camera.
Issue #5 of DC comics’ Secret Six series from maybe the 60s? Early 70s? A blonde woman in a white shirt cowers in the foreground, behind her are 5 figures partially silhouetted by a stylized sun (or other powerful light source) crouching around her. They are tinged with two shades of purple. It’s a striking cover! I think she might be in a shallow hole or pit of some kind?
A news notification reading, “CNN 5:27 AM CNN Poll: Trump's approval at 100 days lower than any president in at least seven decades”
A crumpled note written in what looks like a child’s handwriting that reads “Why does Daddy Fart so much? He is a Farter! Ha Ha!”
An adorable sleepy Boston Terrier resting partially on carpet and partially on rug and in a sunbeam.
A black and white cat (adorable) with soft black and white fur on a furry cushion. The cat is yawning.
British looking white guy in period dress fluffy ascot and red jacket, bushy white sideburns, reddish wavy hair with male pattern baldness and he is totally side eyeing someone. It’s a close up but pixelated and grainy because I blew it up on my cell phone.
A cute fluffy black and white haired sheeper doodle (dog)
The cover of an old book by Douglas Miller titled “You Can’t Do Business with Hitler “
It’s me, a 55 year old white bearded white man in a black t-shirt and a brown flannel shirt, wide eyed and hair that’s gone amok.
Calligraphy reading “Support Local Crafts Sunday 12/8 11-4pm and handles listed for the various artists
Me in profile with a leaf on my head.
Text at the top reads BEST ROAD TRIP PODCAST and is above an image of Blippi and Meekah as cartoon characters, with their arms folded, smiling at the viewer from the Blippi Mobile in a pastoral sitting with the title Blippi & Meekah's Road Trip over their heads and the following text below: >Blippi & Meekah's Road Trip Podcast General-Best Road Trip Podcast 2024 Gold Moonbug Entertainment
SpongeBob sitting at a desk writing something with a pencil.
A bin full of fake crows.
A fake crow rising out of succulents along a dirt path. An out of focus house in the background.
Fake crows gathered alongside a dirt path.
Black ink on white paper cartoony sketch of a bearded me with black framed glasses that leave a good amount of space on either side of my eyes.
13 year old Dani is dressed in a clown suit with pointy hat, wearing a fake hook hand and approaching someone out of frame although we can see one upraised hand.
A GI Joe action figure lies on a carpet with damage including wear and tear and a stripe of hair removed.
In the bottom corner of a sheet of line paper, a small marker drawing of a man in a suit and hat, clenching his teeth.
Flier for a garage sale in La Crescenta on 7/13 from 9am-4pm. Background is a Boggle game. Slogan reads “DEAL OF THE DAY”
A black felt tip pen drawing on line paper of a guy in a suit, carrying a briefcase, wearing a big hat, and walking towards the viewer.
A bad drawing of Wonder Woman in ballpoint on lined journal paper. She looks a little like a Mego action figure with nylon hair.
A poorly drawn comic that shows me saying that make a terrible comic day is perfect for me because I am out of shape. I correct myself and say that I intended to say my drawing skills are out of shape, but a short run in a single panel and subsequent perspiration and an exhausted stance indicate that I am also out of shape physically. A bunny stands nearby and points at me while laughing.
A Boston Terrier chews on a ball.
A schoolboy weeps as he sits at his desk while a more attentive student, in the background and in soft focus faces front. The text reads “When it’s career day and your DAD shows up with his SPEC PILOT” (note: didn’t know how to bold, so I went with all caps for dad and spec pilot)
A flowering cactus that looks like a bird muppet, surrounded by succulents.
Poorly drawn Batman in blue ink on line paper extending his middle finger.
Close up of a poorly drawn snagged toothed bear or cat sitting with legs splayed out.
A pair of white cat legs and a black tail stick out from under a bed.
A fake crow stands atop mulch near the curb with a stop sign in the background.
Three fake crows in brush, through a wide angle lens creating distortion and in particular, an illusory large beak.
Low angle looking up at a fake crow in front of a house with a strange reflection off the crow which looks like a skinny rainbow.
A fake crow sits in mulch while skeleton hands emerge on either side in the foreground and background.
Distorted close up of a fake crow with skeleton hands emerging on either side, coming through mulch. Background is succulents, California native plants and a bit of house and a hedge.
A crow stands on mulch as skeleton hands emerge behind and on either side. Plants, palm trees and bluesky are the background.
Scrabble tiles on their transparent red shelf spell out “CRAB NOG” on a kitchen table.
A post it with a poorly drawn anthropomorphic head of lettuce waving and saying “Hi! I’m a salad!”
A nearly full scrabble board.
A cat with mostly white fur yawns dramatically baring her fangs in the foreground while in the background, a sunlit Boston Terrier looks on.