Dan Jackson

@danj2k.bsky.social

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Network & Systems Engineer and Marvel/SF/anime fan. My views are my own and do not represent those of my employer.

A screenshot of a Facebook post, in which a copy of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fifth Edition (DSM-5) is juxtaposed with pencil-written Dungeons & Dragons notes, miniatures and dice. The caption reads "The worst part about 5th edition is making my character".
A screenshot of a Facebook advert by PlayStation UK. It displays an image of a PS5 disc drive add-on below a caption that reads "BUILD YOUR PERFECT GAMING SETUP. SHOP PLAYSTATION(r) 5 ACCESSORIES DIRECT FROM PLAYSTATION(r)".
Ham and cheese toastie with chips and ginger beer. Sauces were supplied in little 30 gram jars.
An AI deepfake image of Donald Trump from https://www.instagram.com/p/DVo6fPRjdgR/ showing him seated in an office with two of his enemies encased in carbonite on the wall behind him.
An Onlyfans message from "Goth Charlotte". It reads: "You get a lot of special perks by being in my VIP club, let me list them for you: Pinned to the top of my inbox (I get thousands of messages every day on here, but yours will always be near the top so you never have to wait for a response as long as I'm physically online). Access to my private vault, this included HARDCORE content like sex tapes, three sums etc that ARE NOT available to anyone who isn't a VIP, these are actually being removed from mainstream platforms so ONLY you will have access. Monthly VIP packs each month, completely free with brand new goodies picked just for you. Access to a piece of me, you'll be able to request a pair of my panties or bra/socks to keep forever. Special FREE welcome pack immediately. Ability to order intimate, custom content for YOUR EYES ONLY. Customs are ONLY for VIP's"
A cropped image of adult content creator Charlotte Sartre / Goth Charlotte, taken from her public Twitter account, overlaid with the word SCAMMER in red Impact font at 40% opacity.
A meme of a Cap'n Crunch "Oops! All Berries" cereal box altered to have Nigel Farage's face in the circle, the word "Berries" replaced by the UK Conservative party logo, and the bowl labelled with the Reform UK party logo.
An altered image of a "Cap'n Crunch's Oops! All Berries" cereal box, with Cap'n Crunch replaced by Nigel Farage (Reform UK party leader), the UK Conservative Party logo replacing the word "Berries", and the Reform UK logo superimposed on the bowl.
"Seasons changed. So did your shelf!". A #GoodreadsYearInBooks bar chart showing 14 books in January, 15 books in February, 16 books in March, 18 books in April, 19 books in May, 15 books in June, 19 books in July, 14 books in August, 14 books in September, 9 books in October, 2 books in November and 7 books in December.
A screenshot of my "Goodreads 2025 Year in Books", showing that I have read 65,322 pages and 163 books during calendar year 2025.
Nintendo eShop UK listing for Pokemon Z-A digital download showing a price of £58.99.
A photo of the Disney+ information card for the movie "Die Hard".
A screenshot from the movie "A Muppet Christmas Carol" with a tweet overlaid that reads "Time for your annual reminder that, according to A Christmas Carol, Bob Cratchit makes 15 shillings a week. Adjusted for inflation, that's $530.27/wk, $27,574/yr, or $13.50/hr. Most Americans on minimum wage earn less than a DIckensian allegory for destitution."
"It's weird to realize how many of the gifts in 12 Days of Christmas are birds. 6 out of the first 7 days, your true love just gives you birds. it's 23 total birds. what if you don't even like birds" "I bet on day 5 you're like, golden rings, phew, we're finally done with all the birds. then bam, six geese"
A cropped screenshot of the Google search box with "how do I smash the patriarchy" entered.
A slip of paper from inside a Christmas cracker. It reads: let's make some noise... We have removed the snap from this cracker to ensure it is completely recyclable. Part of our journey to make every Christmas a celebration of responsibility.
A screenshot of a Facebook post from Amazon Prime Video, featuring Christmas movies. The first one in the list is titled "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians".
A "Kombucha Girl" meme with the left side captioned "New Vine funded by Jack Dorsey" and the right side captioned "AI generated content is prohibited"
A fake toy produced by Obvious Plant. The captions read "Worst Ways To Die: 1. Drowning 2. Fire 3. Slowly, over the course of decades in a constant state of unhappiness with only fleeting moments of joy"
A screenshot of a news story with the headline "Five get salmonella after eating pies". Someone has humorously captioned it with the text "Another lacklustre effort from Enid Blyton".
A photograph of the Sentai Filmworks blu-ray release of Aura Battler Dunbine, on top of a padded bag showing a shipping code "89 BYST".
A screenshot from Steam showing Super Robot Wars Y downloading at high speed.