Meatghost

@danjohnson.bsky.social

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Indistinguishable from what a person you've heard of would be posting, I promise. Here's some pictures of food. https://instagram.com/daniel.a.johnson?utm_source=qr&igshid=NGExMmI2YTkyZg%3D%3D

A motel sign reading: COLOR TV AIR CONDITIONED
Me, dressed as Philip Seymour Hoffman in the 1996 Jan De Bont action thriller Twister.
Dr. Andrea Bayden from The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Lionel Hutz from The Simpsons Oliver Babish from The West Wing Gene Parmesan from Arrested Development
A book cover showing Darth Vader in a black full face helmet and cape, standing on a rocky rise above a kneeling woman and supine man, with a glowing red orb between them and a misty swamp in the background. Text reads FROM THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF LUKE SKYWALKER, BASED ON THE CHARACTERS AND SITUATIONS CREATED BY GEORGE LUCAS SPLINTER OF THE MIND'S EYE A new novel by Alan Dean Foster
A book cover showing a screen capture from the film Bram Stoker's Dracula, showing Dracula kissing a woman in a red dress. Text reads 8 PAGES OF STUNNING FULL COLOUR PHOTOGRAPHS BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA A FRANCIS FORD COPPOLA FILM A novel by FRED SABERHAGEN and JAMES V. HART Based on the screenplay by JAMES V. HART
A square rectangular ashtray with a lit cigarette and two more stubbed out, next to a lowball glass of whiskey on ice, sitting on a wood laminate tabletop.
"Weird Al" Yankovic's Greatest Hits. Cassette case art shows Al with his usual curly hair, aviator frame glasses and dark mustache, in a colorful shirt, black pants, red socks and black and white sneakers, reclined with one foot up against the edge of the frame with a bright blue background and gold text.
A screenshot of a BlueSky post from the Guggenheim Collection's official account (@guggenheim.bsky.social). The posted image shows a painting of a golden oval covered in an irregular lattice of black and a lighter section in the center, evoking a reflective surface. Caption above reads Ocean 5 by Piet Mondrian, 1914 Posted Jul 2, 2024 at 10:20 PM 4 reposts 17 likes Below that, the text of a BlueSky comment below reads: Meatghost @danjohnson.bsky.social So, is Bernie Mac not in this one, or... ?
Jagged polygon graphics of a boxy yellow car with anthropomorphic headlight eyes on a low-res race track.
A bunch of sad weirdos plodding between mostly vacant vendor stalls under a gray sky on the National Mall.
Brennan Lee Mulligan below the caption: On the level of individuals and civilizations, personality predates ideology. Meaning, before you were a fascist, you were a bully and an asshole.
A tomahawk steak with compound butter on a serving board with asparagus and fingerling potatoes.
Jacob Wysocki as Hayes Steele from an episode of the Dropout show Very Important People. A large man with a mustache and a combover in a white suit with gold jewelery, seated in front of a pastel pink background. Chiron reads: Hayes Steele Almost Billionaire
Two young red foxes play-fighting in the grass next to a white shed.
A bowl of steel-cut oats cooked in miso broth and garnished with chili crisp, scallions and a poached egg.
A black and white photo of Martin Scorsese, seated with both arms raised, captioned ABSOLUTE HORSE CINEMA
One gray tabby kitten cleaning another one.
Donald Trump in front of an American flag, clapping his hands in a blue suit and red tie, looking like he needs to call his mom to pick him up from school because he peed his pants.
A photo of San Francisco's America building before transition
The red paper wrapper of a pair of chopsticks, held a over a wood floor. Black text reads: Welcome to Chinese Restaurant. Please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks. the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history. and cultural 'BAMBOO CHOPSTICKS PRODUCT OF CHINA
A dark gray and white 1971 Buick Estate wagon.
An excerpt from the Wikipedia article "2026 White House Correspondents' Dinner shooting", reading "White House Deputy Chief of Staff Dan Scavino[39][40] unsuccessfully attempted to start a "U-S-A!" chant as Trump was escorted out"
A s reenshot of a Google search from my phone. Thr search bar reads "clarion" And below that: Open now Al Overview: "Clarion" is a noun referring to a clear, shrill medieval trumpet, or an adjective describing a loud, clear, and inspiring sound, often used in phrases like "clarion call". It is also a brand of car audio systems, a type of, a type of hotel chain, and a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, Show more Below that is a link to Merriam Webster showing the actual defintion, cropped short in the screenshot.
Michael Bluth from Arrested Development saying, "I'm Chareth Custory, a pirate lawyer."
A small sauce pan of hot oil being poured into a large mixing bowl filled with chili flakes, crispy garlic and shallots, dried shitake, sesame seeds and crushed peanuts, then stirred with a wire dough whisk.
Assorted beans cooking in an enameled dutch oven with a ham bone and some sprigs of rosemary
A blue-green stoneware bowl full of white beans with artichokes, kale, sundried tomatoes, and feta with a crust of French bread
A meatloaf standing upright on a bed of mashed potatoes and green beans, sculpted into the shape of a groundhog, with slice potato ears, green olive eyes and a black olive nose and carrot teeth. The green beans are upright in the potatoes to resemble grass.
To: jeevacation@gmail.com[jeevacation@gmail.com]; Jeffrey Epstein[jeevacation@gmail.com] From: Elon Musk Sent: Tue 12/25/2012 6:07:16 AM Subject: Re: Do you have any parties planned? I've been working to the edge of sanity this year and so, once my kids head home after Christmas, I really want to hit the party scene in St Barts or elsewhere and let loose. The invitation is much appreciated, but a peaceful island experience is the opposite of what I'm looking for.
A screenshot from The Great Escape showing two British RAF officers speaking across a desk. Caption reads, "Look, sir, you talk about the High Command and the Luftwaffe, and then you talk about the Gestapo and the SS. To me, they're the same!"
A black and red melamine bowl of beef stew with a slice of buttered bread and a spoon.
A logo combining the ring and bird motif of the Mockingjay logo from the Hunger Games movies with a stylized loon that I shamelessly stole from the Minnesota United soccer team. In place of the arrive from the Mockingjay logo, a snow shovel is clutched its beak.
Fried yucca, sunny side up eggs on a bed of yellow rice and strips of ribeye steak with chimichuri in a shallow blue glazed stoneware bowl.
[A graph with the x-axis showing time in years from 1940 to some time after 2010 (presumably ca. 2014). The y-axis shows percentage of population. The graph has 4 lines, 2 solid and 2 dashed, with 2 different colors: red and blue. The red lines indicate statistics concerning interracial marriage, while the blue indicate statistics concerning same-sex marriage. The solid lines indicate population living in states where that type of marriage is legal, while the dashed lines indicate popular approval of that type of marriage based on various polls.] [Solid red line:] Percentage of US population living in states with legal interracial marriage [Dot on solid red line:] Full legal access: 1967 [Dashed red line:] Popular approval of interracial marriage (Source: Gallup Polls) [Dot on dashed red line:] Majority approval: 1995 [Dashed blue line:] Popular approval of same-sex marriage (Source: various polls) [Dot on dashed blue line:] Majority approval: 2011 [Solid blue line:] Percentage of US population living in states with legal same-sex marriage
A photo of a bowl of ramen with ham, soft cooked egg and sliced vegetables.
A large stoneware bowl of noodles and broth topped with (clockwise from the 1 o'clock position) a soft boiled egg half, a pile of chopped spring onion, shredded carrot, and to thick slices of ham.
A book cover reading LA TECHNIQUE AN ILLUSTRATED GUIDE TO THE FUNDAMENTAL TECHNIQUES OF COOKING JACQUES PÉPIN A MASTERWORK Jane Grigson PAPERMAC And ahowing a photo of a striped tabletop with a garlic clove, a small knife, and a wire whisk.
A dynamic movie poster for the 1999 film Go, featuring three characters, highlighting a young blonde woman in a red jacket pointing a large "Go" sign.
Crostini topped with raspberry jam and brie; ricotta, pine nuts, and honey; basil, confit tomatoes, and burrata, and sundried tomato, prosciutto and balsamic glaze, arranged randomly on a side-grain cutting board.
A book titled WEAPONS AN INTERNATIONAL ENCYCLOPEDIA FROM 5000 B.C. TO 2000 A.D. UPDATED EDITION THE DIAGRAM GROUP Thr cover art is an assortment of weapons in black line art on a white background, including a derringer, howitzer, crossbow and an M16.
A screenshot of an advertisement showing a woman in a wide brimmed black hat and a gray knitted pancho standing on a snowy path. Text reads Granite Poncho By Stephanie L $5.00
A lit candle wick in a round cone of butter suspended in a pull-apart bread baked in a tube pan on a clear platter on a pale green table cloth.
A cross section of a Timpano stuffed pasta, showing layers of salami, cheese, penne pasta, hard-cooked eggs, tomato sauce and meatballs, with a wedge cut out, sitting on a wood cutting board on a pale green tablecloth. A large serving bowl of spaghetti is shown in the background.
Screenshot frol Box Office Mojo reading: Domestic Box Office For January 1991 By Month January More filters... Rank Release Gross Theaters 1 Home Alone $61,743,771 2,173 $ 2 Kindergarten Cop $39,116,405 1,937 3 Dances with Wolves $36,112,613 1,636 $
Illustration of Gandalf reading from the book of Mazarbul. Text reads "They have taken the bridge and the second hall. The weather outside is fightful. No place to go. The fire is slowly dying. We cannot get out. They are coming."
An enameled cast iron pot full of beans and a ham bone with several sprigs of rosemary.
A white cermic baking dish of tater-tot hotdish, from which about a quarter of the original volume has been removed. It's the kind with peas, but no cheese.
A screenshot from the AMC trailer ad showing Nicole Kidman backlit with an expression of wonder, captioned with the words, "When cinema is authentic, it does not merely console but challenges. It articulates the questions that dwell within us and sometimes even provokes tears that we did not know we needed to express."
A silver pizza pan with a dozen skull-shaped calzones piled on it, sitting on a black table beside a window sill.
Dustin Hoffman in a beige jacket speaking to Will Ferrel in a gray sweater over a pale blue dress shirt in a scene on a college campus from the film Stranger Than Fiction (2006). Captioned with Hoffman's dialoge, "That answer is inextricably contingent upon the type of life being led... and, of course, the quality of the pancakes."
Me, dressed as Philip Seymour Hoffman in the 1996 Jan De Bont action thriller Twister.
A screenshot of the video of bunch of ducklings on a trampoline, with one duckling circled in red.
A package of Plan B contraceptive edited to say PlanB One-Step B levonorgestrel 1.5 mg retconned jizz Reduces chance of pregnancy after unprotected sex. Not for regular birth control. One Tablet. One Step. 1 Tablet Levonorgestrel 1.5 mg
Screenshot of a coffee cake recipe, reads: = Simply RECIPES 1/2 cup (113g) unsalted butter, softenea For the cinnamon layer: 1/4 cup (50g) sugar 1 tablespoon all-purpose flour 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon For the cake batter: 3 cups (375g) all-purpose flour 2 1/4 cups (450g) sugar 3/4 teaspoon baking powder 1/2 teaspoon baking soda 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt 1 cup (226g) unsalted butter, softened 1 cup (230g) sour cream 1/4 cup whole milk Thr amounts for salt and ubsalted butter are circles in red. 4 large eggs 1 tablespoon vanilla extract
The same shitty AI image hastily edited to read "surround yourself with people in rooms you arent in"
A generic graph showing the normal distribution curve as a red line with the probability density on the Y axis and the continuous variable (e.x. time) on the X axis.
An extreme closeup of thick sliced fresh mozzarella in two parallel rows, drizzled with olive oil and balsamic glaze and sprinkled with small basil leaves and finishing salt, arranged on a square white plate.
A screenshot from the USA Today website. Text reads: USA TODAY Subscribe Sign In Crossword POLITICS Who is Charlie Kirk? Political commentator killed in Utah Fernando Cervantes Jr., Laura Gersony and Stephanie Murray USA TODAY NETWORK Updated Sept. 10, 2025, 5:32 p.m. ET
Kombucha girl meme reversed, but with positive face labeled "End abuses" and yucky face labeled "Reduce crime".
Movie poster for The Island (2005). There are cars and a helicopter and Ewan McGreggor and Scarlett Johannson, and the poster seems loud and confusing.