Dan Lucas

@danlucas.bsky.social

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The actual danlucas. Tar Heel twice over. Yes this will mostly be about sports.

Screenshot showing the last four movies I watched and reviewed on Letterboxd. Tremors (4 stars), The Odyssey (5 stars) , Jaws (5 stars), and Supergirl (4 stars)
“The Beautiful Sandwich” written on the wall of this soccer bar that specializes in sandwiches
3 Mother’s Day bouquets
Cave Johnson who will burn your house down
Mets win over Pirates 11 - 7
Mets up 9 - 4. Top of the sixth
Mets up 5 - 2, top of the second
Pirates up 2 - 0 over the Mets. Still top of the first inning with no outs
Gossamer the monster stalking Bugs Bunny who is trying to open a bolted door
Tiger knee
Jamaal Williams informing us he’s the leader of the Hidden Viilage
Missy Elliot covered in bees.
Show photo of Lizard Lick Towing TV show
Blues Hog, Hog Logs bag. Hardwood charcoal
Two anthropomorphic hogs playing the Blues. The hog are dress in suits and sunglasses
Screenshot of the results of the Kennesaw State v Wake Forest football game. 9 - 10 Wake Forest final
Durham Bulls field
Screenshot showing my misery index based on my teams: Carolina Panthers, Charlotte Hornets, Carolina Hurricanes, Charlotte FC, Carolina Courage, and... the New York Mets. Rating 73, which is labeled as Flailing which is second to worst. Highlighted is the Charlotte Hornets' individual Misery score which is 97 out of a 100 ranking them the second worst NBA team.
A pellet grill/smoker outside on a brick patio
Iron Chef challenger chooses Alton Brown as his opponent. Brown rips off his suit to reveal he is the secret Iron Chef boss and says "WRONG CHOICE"
Picture of a baseball field from the outfield
Brent Burns missing several front teeth and looking unkempt
Sauron - a half man, half pterodactyl super villain - tells Spider-Man that he does not want to cure cancer with his knowledge of DNA but instead wants to turn people into dinosaurs.
Store sign for a restaurant called Saltbox Seafood Joint. The marquee reads “fish which is my favorite dish.”
Basketball court from above and behind the basket. Roy Williams Court in the Dean Dome
28 Yard Pass K. Rourke pass complete deep left to C. Doss caught at UND 17, for 28 yards to the UND 17 (C. Gray).
A package of bacon featuring it's rub: Cinnadust
Screenshot of Apple Sports showing the score of the Milwaukee Bucks - Charlotte Hornets game. 114 Bucks to 115 Hornets
NFL+ feed but with no posts
Screenshot of the quiet poster Bluesky feed which is empty
Pint glass featuring a skeleton and a woman swing dancing
Batman on a pillar somewhere looking at the Bat Signal
A sign that reads "Celebrating 10M users. Number 286,068. Certified Bluesky Elder. First 10%.
Pile of pork, tomatoes, onion and red bell pepper on top of banana leaves
A bowl of pork marinating in sauce
Todd McFarlane in a creepy castle. Caption says “And now, “Spawn” so turn off your lights”.
A duck cartoon character who isn't quite sure they want to be here
An illustration of a can of Narragansett's Shandy
Bluesky notification that Kevin Costner has followed my account
Bubbles, Blossom, and Buttercup: the Powerpuff Girls.
Album cover for Outkast's Stankonia
Duo, the mascot owl of the language app Duolingo, seems to have grown a second head from their backside.
On a pint glass, a skeleton in a zoot suit dances with a bobby soxer
Album cover for "The Low End Theory" by A Tribe Called Quest
Side view of the Season 13 Mystery Science Theater 3000 challenge coin. The etching on the side reads “Backers won the Super Bowl”
Krusty the clown moments away from asking "What the hell was that?". Context being the Buffalo v NY Jets football game that just ended.
Guile defeats Ken with a flash kick in a Street Fighter 2 still.
Scene from the movie "The Menu". Actors among large pieces of driftwood taller than themselves.
Busch Gardens Oark eagle handler shows off a bald eagle flapping its wings.
iOS notification stating that Satan has followed me.
The Oracle of Delphi table top game.
Business sign of Lancaster Brewing Company
Allagash Brewing beer glass.