Dan Warren

@danlwarren.bsky.social

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Science: ENMTools, RWTY, general eco-evo quant stuff. Music: Hypnospace Outlaw, Frog Fractions 2 ARG, Son of Strelka, The Scientist, Evergreen, Waldeinsamkeit. https://linktr.ee/danlwarren Opinions, jokes, and cat pictures presented here are my own.

Screenshot of Claude output saying: No README, no CLAUDE.md, no Cursor/Copilot rule files, and only a single R Markdown file (Fishways Data Analysis.Rmd) — this is a data/research folder, not a software repo with build/lint/test tooling. Let me read the .Rmd file to understand the actual analysis pipeline and data dependencies, since that's the only "code" here.
A Diablo 4 character profile screen showing a very stocky character wearing a green shirt. His name is SMASHMOUTH and his title is The Band.
An orange cat named George wearing a shirt collar and red tie. He looks very angry, like he thinks you need to get off Bluesky and get the fuck back to work.
A package of hot dogs from japan with bones sticking out of them. It is manufactured by nipponham.
An orange and white kitten playing in a kitchen sink and getting wet.
A can of Progresso Minestrone soup
A chart of SpaceX stock showing it falling off a cliff, much like a self-driving Tesla might do.
A powerpoint slide saying R Markdown - why? That explains the benefits compared to other ways of sharing analyses with colleagues. The bullet points are: Sending back and forth raw R code -Ugly -No plots -Basically useless without also sending data, and even then you get issues with paths, different package versions, etc. Pasting code and plots into a word document -Tedious and time-consuming -Has to be re-done every time your data or analysis changes -Bill Gates was great friends with Jeffrey Epstein R Markdown outputs -Beautiful -Plots and interactive widgets -Clear formatting -Can be directly used as supplementary info for journals
The epic handshake meme. One side says "balatro players", the other says "little shop of horrors audiences", and the place where the hand meets says "shouting fuck the plant".
An orange and white kitten lying on his back in the crook of my left arm, with a defiantly farty look on his face. I am wearing a cream colored sweater.
Screenshot of a text conversation with one person asking "Hi Dan, would you sell 10001 Lancet Ln?" and the reply "It's not my house, so yes."
Screencap from the Jim Lill video showing a line chart with the title "Pro Tools Converters" with bold red type over it saying 25 IS BIGGER THAN 13.
A picture of the front of the Kennedy center with workers on scaffolds raising a tarp so you can't see them remove Trump's name from the building because he is a big sensitive baby boy.
Screenshot of an Onion headline reading "Report: Aspirin Taken Daily With Bottle Of Bourbon Reduces Awareness Of Heart Attacks"
An adorable orange and white kitten sleeping in a dark blue fleece blanket. He's on his back with his feet sticking up.
Photo of part of a dog food bag saying Adult With Beef
Screencap of a news headline saying "Plan for Trump tower on Gold Coast scrapped as brand labelled 'toxic'". Image is of the hypothetical tower standing with a lot of other skyscrapers at the ocean's edge.
Screenshot of an old Onion article called Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out. Facebook's AI suggestions below the article include "How does Ellen feel about being eaten out?" and "Why do husbands eat their wives out?"
An orange and white kitten, head taking up most of the frame, reaching towards the camera with his paw.
An adorable orange kitten snoozing on his back with his paws folded
An orange and white kitten climbing a sisal scratching post and looking very proud.
A sign from Taipei with a giant picture of a hamburger and the text "BURGER!" in yellow and then below that in hollow white letters "CAN YOU EAT?"
A gold sign on a building in Taipei that has black Chinese characters and then English text below it saying "FELICITOUS TRIPOD INTERNATIONAL CO., LTD."
A sign from a Japanese bakery saying "Integrated Nuts"
A huge orange tomcat cleaning a tiny orange and white kitten on a white fuzzy blanket.
An orange and white kitten snoozing on a man’s chest, supported by his hand.
An orange and white kitten on a white fluffy blanket, purring loudly with his eyes closed
An orange and white kitten asleep in a fleece-lined box with his head tilted back so that's covered and he doesn't appear to have one.
An orange and white kitten about ten weeks old sleeping on his back in a fleece-lined box, just absolutely dead to the world.
Screenshot of a tweet from Amol Avasare quoting another tweet from George Pu. The quoted tweet says Anthropic just pulled Claude Code from the Pro plan. Amol's response says "For clarity, we're running a small test on ~2% of new prosumer signups. Existing Pro and Max subscribers aren't affected."
A small orange and white cat (Brock) sleeping on a windowsill, while a much larger orange tabby (George) sleeps in a fleece-lined box next to him.
A galah (an Australian parrot with a pink head and grey body) sitting on a sidewalk with its eyes closed.
Screen grab of a headline from news.com.au saying "If you own, a perfect storm is coming for you".
Rear photo of a house with a large patio with reddish tile floor and awning that is about 3 meters by 5 meters. There are ladders, bags of soil, and a bunch of tools strewn everywhere.
Screenshot of a headline from The Border Mail saying "Pretty concerned: Dan fears the worst after trio of friendly goats stolen"
Screenshot of a Tweet from some dickhead named Stephen Fleming that says: If the Islamists get a nuclear weapon, they will use it immediately. By ICBM to New York if possible; by truck to Tel Aviv if not. The USA has had nuclear weapons for eighty years and has never used one. Which side should the U.N. be worried about?
A bunch of baby trees on a Bunnings shopping cart.
A picture of the flag of Guam, which has a red border and a dark blue field. In the middle is a sort of oval shape but pointed on top and bottom, and seen through it is a stylized beach with ocean, a palm tree, and a little sailboat on the water. The joke is that it sort of looks like you're peering out of the birth canal at a beautiful tropical island.
The first tweet on Twitter, which is Jack Dorsey saying "just setting up my twtter"
A picture of a bedroom with a grey carpet, a white brick walls, wooden furniture, and five massive deer heads mounted on the wall, taking up a huge amount of the head space in the room. Like you literally couldn't sit up in bed on the right side without hitting your head on the deer. I assume the present owner can't nut unless a bunch of woodland creatures are watching because otherwise this is an act of pure insanity.
A picture of an orange cat named George who is the best kitty on earth, a literal angel descended from heaven, hiding beneath a red rug inside of a travel crate. He looks concerned because he is about to fly to Australia and he doesn't even know what Australia is.
A screenshot of part of an old magazine ad for a novelty watch where the face says TIME TO FUCK.
A screenshot of a New York Times article entitled “Trump says he should have a role in choosing Iran’s next leader”
A post by mayor Zohran Mamdani saying "Iftar, Day 16", showing him being passed a plate of food. Underneath that is a reply by Mike Daily (@mikedaily.bsky.social) saying: "I’m not sure this is a great idea, purely from a political strategic POV. You don’t tend to see Christian politicians documenting their religious engagements in detail. (maybe a few exceptions I’m no expert) But ppl voted him in to focus on fixing the city - inequality, affordability, etc."
A screenshot from google maps of a town called Ballarat, which is near Melbourne.
A cat wrapped in a red rug, with nothing visible but its face.
A cat carrier with the top taken off, with a red carpet inside that very clearly has a cat hiding underneath it.
A screenshot of an Amazon listing that says Hill's Science Diet Urinary Hairball Control Adult
A photo of a small restaurant in Melbourne with a red sign that says Taste Dumpling
A bag of chips that says THE LEGEND OF SHRIMP CRACKERS and lower down in an absolutely eye-watering pink and purple it says tomato sour flavor.
Screenshot of a Mastodon post saying that everything written by AI boosters tracks much more clearly if you simply replace "AI" with "cocaine", with some examples.
A chart of Americans' support for same sex marriage over time, based on data from Gallup. It shows democrats, independents, and all US adults almost doubling their support to 88, 68, and 76 respectively since 1995. Republican support also increase from a low of about 15% to a high of about 55% between 1995 and 2021, but has declined to 41% since then.
A microwave with buttons under the heading GLOBAL MENU that are labelled "Aussie", "French", "Italian", and "Middle Eastern".
A chart showing birth and death rates in Japan, that shows a sharp decline in births beginning in the early 1970s.
A package of Japanese toilet paper called CORE GOAL for some reason
A tweet saying "My tesla tried to drive me into a lake today! FSD version 14.2.2.4 (2025.45.9.1)". The picture is a still from the dash cam showing the car almost in the water with a flat bottom boat docked nearby. It is night.
Screencap of a post from Sarah Jeong saying "lot of things i could say here but mostly i guess i would like to implore everyone to find a personality other than 'least favorite roommate during a house meeting in portland, oregon'"
A vanilla coke can that has exploded, so the top is torn open.
A guy laying on his side while a smug looking orange kitten lays in his arms.
A man wearing glasses with dark hair, holding a chunky orange cat. Both are wearing bright Hawaiian shirts. The man's shirt has the cat's face on it in various spots, and the cat's shirt has the man's face on it in various spots.