Dan Lyons

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Now: College Sports/NBA at Sports Illustrated (@siunion.bsky.social). Then: Athlon Sports, TNIAAM. Syracuse alum. @Dan_Lyons76 at the other place.

A perfect lineup in the 82-0.com game: 60s Royals Oscar Roberson, 60s Lakers Jerry West, 70s Pacers Adrian Dantley, 90s Knicks Patrick Ewing and 90s Magic Shaquille O’Neal.
A tweet from Brightside Sports: "Marek Dolezaj. ACC battles. Slovak National Team pride. More to come. 💚." With a graphic featuring former Syracuse men's basketball player Dolezaj welcoming him to the agency. In the graphic, he's wearing a jersey that features what appears to be a cartoon of a happy pig.
A live blog post for Sports Illustrated by Tyler Lauletta: Talking Basketball Joins CBS Studio, Horrifies Sports Illustrated Slack Channel As the CBS desk was filling time between the end of No. 1 Michigan's win over No. 9 Saint Louis and the opening tip of No. 3 Michigan State vs. No. 6 Louisville, Charles Barkley & Co. were visited by a demon. This demon, apparently, has a name. And that name is Old Ball. The animatronic talking basketball is nothing short of upsetting, and his sudden arrival on our televisions brought our collective Slack channel to a screeching halt. what the hell is happening in the men's studio Lorenzo Arguello 2:30 PM Beat me to it! Johanna Huybers 2:30 PM this is nightmare fuel Lorenzo Arguello 2:30 PM ahhhh Tyler Lauletta 2:30 PM this was apparently a thing on tiktok or something Liam McKeone 2:31 PM i got a pitch to interview this talking basketball six months ago lol Tyler Lauletta 2:31 PM amazing Johanna Huybers 2:31 PM WHAT
From Sports Illustrated’s NCAA tournament Thursday live blog by Bryan Fischer. Headline: Safe to say, Duke wasn’t expecting this Duke center Maliq Brown to CBS at halftime: “We thought it was going to be a cakewalk going into this game.”
From a Sports Illustrated cover story on Myles Garrett: “TruMedia provides some necessary context. Garrett notched a sack on almost 5% of his snaps in the 2025 season, the highest rate posted by any defender with more than 500 snaps in the past five years. His average get-off of 0.711 seconds ranked first among qualified rushers. Only three of his 23 sacks came on plays where the Browns blitzed, which meant that 20 of his sacks were on non-blitz drop-backs, or four more than any other player in any other season over the last decade. He was double-teamed, meanwhile, or chip blocked, on 186 of his rushes, the NFL’s highest season tally since 2018.”
From Alexandra Petri in an article for The Atlantic titled "Should You Buy a Newspaper or a Yacht?" A yacht will never turn a profit, and it would be confusing to expect it to. But you know that your net worth is such that if the yacht never supports itself, you will still be proud to call yourself the yacht’s owner and will not suddenly say, “Well, perhaps if we just pivoted part of the yacht sharply to the right and knocked dozens of people off, the yacht would suddenly become self-sustaining.” A newspaper can certainly turn a profit. One way for a newspaper to make a profit is if you keep its subscribers from canceling their subscriptions en masse.
Meme of Adam Sandler in Uncut Gems saying, “That’s history right there, you understand?”
An excerpt from Hamilton Nolan’s newsletter: “What is that number in your bank account for? You get a certain number of days on this earth and then you die. Imagine being granted the ability to live out those days exactly where and how you wish, and then throwing away that ability because you want the bank account number—which you cannot ever use up—to be larger. “This is an insane act. This is Scrooge MeDuck huddling in his private bunker of gold coins as the sun shines nicely outside on all the happy people. This is the most grandiose possible example of someone Missing the Point of Life.”
A video posted by BeisbolPlay on X showing Mets infielder Luisangel Acuña hit his fourth home run of a game in winter ball.
Rapper-turned-Syracuse football player Toosii with All-American character Spencer James at an AI generated field that appears to be the inside of the JMA Wireless Dome, but outside at the foot of the previously-name Carrier Dome, before it was renamed and had its roof replaced. Also the field lines are all screwed up.
Tim Robinson in an iconic "I Think You Should Leave" drive-thru sketch.
A close-up of Charles Barkley with the caption “We are going to start a dialogue”.
ACC goes up 2-1 in the men’s basketball challenge with the SEC on Syracuse’s upset of Tennessee.
The top of the 2025 ACC football standings, with No. 18 Virginia at 7–1, No. 21 SMU, No. 12 Miami, No. 22 Pitt, No. 23 Georgia Tech and unranked Duke all at 6–2 in league play.
Google’s AI overview for a query of active FBS national championship coaches that includes the very retired Barry Switzer, unemployed Mack Brown, and zero-time winners Kyle Whittingham and Brian Kelly.
Lambeau Field after the Packers lose to the Eagles.
Andrew Cuomo at a rally, as tweeted by Jeff Coltin (@JCColtin): “Here's the hard truth, there is no Santa Claus and there is no Easter Bunny,” Cuomo says. “The mayor cannot freeze the rent.… It's controlled by an independent board, and then you're only talking about a fraction of the units… There are not going to be any free buses.”
Statement from Baltimore Ravens GM Eric DeCista posted to the team’s account on X: “We are terribly saddened to learn of Arthur Jones' sudden passing. Arthur's presence was a gift to everyone he encountered. His big. bright smile, infectious energy and eternal positivity created a presence that continuously uplifted others. He was kind, courteous and enthusiastic - always displaying a love for family, teammates and friends. We send our deepest condolences to the Jones family and all who loved Arthur.”
Walton Goggins as Uncle Baby Billy as “Teenjus” on HBO’s The Righteous Gemstones.
The Dark Link fight of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Dark Link mimics opponents' attacks.
A tweet screenshot showing Florida State wide receiver Squirrel White walking away during the Virginia field storm.
The cover of Megan Greenwell’s book “Bad Company: Private Equity and the Death of the American Dream.”
From The Athletic on Packers edge rusher Micah Parsons: “He’s an aura farmer,” LaFleur said, borrowing a term from his teenage sons. Like most Gen X-ers referencing TikTok terminology, LaFleur may have been a bit out of his depth: The saying can sometimes be used in derogatory fashion, denoting someone trying too hard for attention, which obviously wasn’t the coach’s intent. In this instance, LaFleur was merely referencing an in-game conversation he had with offensive coordinator Adam Stenavich, who, after one ferocious rush by Parsons, turned to his boss and remarked, “God, he’s got great aura.”
Midfield view at Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta of warmups ahead of South Carolina vs. Virginia Tech.
Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta at the start of Syracuse vs. Tennessee.
The Varsity in Syracuse, N.Y., featuring the banners representing Orange football’s upcoming football opponents. The SMU banner is notably smaller and doesn’t match the others.
Screenshot of a video from X in which Baylor football coach Dave Aranda uses a bizarre "Wolf of Wall Street" analogy to describe recruiting.
From an ESPN story: "Policy will officially take over for the retiring Murphy, who turns 70 July 13, at the Packers' annual shareholders meeting on July 25. Team bylaws require the team president to retire at 70."
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Ohio State coach Ryan Day's apparent avatar in EA Sports' College Football 26 video game.
A Mets fan pours a bottle of milk over his head after New York's win over the Los Angeles Dodgers.
MAX push notification about the Cavaliers at Pacers Game 4.
Parker Posey in The White Lotus, season 3 saying "Tsunami."
Twitter's fail whale.
Sports Illustarted 1959 college football preview blurb for Syracuse, mentioning future Heisman winner Ernie Davis.
The art for a 1959 Sports Illustrated article about west coast college football conference realignment.
Syracuse men's basketball release: "After further evaluation and consulting with his family and team physicians, Donnie Freeman is scheduled to have a procedure done next week that will sideline him for the remainder of the season as he focuses on his recovery. While his presence on the court will be missed, Donnie's health and well-being are our top priority. We expect him to make a full return to basketball and will support him throughout his recovery process. Orange Nation wishes Donnie a speedy recovery. Go Orange!"
Duce Chestnut announces his return to Syracuse: "The 2024 season was something special but I still have unfinished business. After careful consideration and talking to my family and coaches, I've decided to come back for another year at Syracuse. I love 'Cuse and what we're building here. I can't wait to run it back in the Dome in 2025."
Kyle McCord announces his declaration for the 2025 NFL draft and departure from Syracuse: "One year can truly change your life. First and foremost, I want to thank God for giving me the ability to play the sport that I love. It has been an incredible journey to this point. Throughout the entire process, one thing has stayed consistent, and that is my family's love and support. Having you guys in my corner means the world. I hope to continue to make you all proud. Coach Fran Brown. I will forever be grateful for your constant belief and trust in me during my time at Syracuse. You changed my life, brought me closer to God, and allowed me to tap into my full potential as a player. Our relationship is one that I will always cherish. To Coach Nixon and Coach Nunz, words cannot describe how appreciative I am of you both. You pushed me everyday to be the best version of myself and never allowed me to settle for anything less. You two are a huge reason why this season was so special and the lessons I learned will help carry me moving forward. To the rest of the coaches, trainers, strength and support staff. Thank you. All of your efforts and positive energy in the building was a significant factor in our overall success. To my brothers, despite only playing one season together, the bonds that we formed will last a lifetime. From the first early winter morning mat drill, to the last game of the season, it was truly an honor to compete and share the field together. Playing in the Dome will be some of my best memories. A lot of that is because of the fans. You welcomed me with open arms and your unwavering love and support inspired us all season long. As I continue my journey forward, I am officially declaring for the 2025 NFL Draft. This has been my lifelong dream, and I'm incredibly blessed to be able to go chase it. I'll forever bleed orange."
A list of my 16 favorite albums of 2024 in alphabetical order by artist, with a favorite song from each included: Adrienne Lenker - Bright Future (Song: Ruined), Brittany Howard - What Now (Song: Prove It To You), Charly Bliss — Forever (Song: Calling You Out), Chromeo - Adult Contemporary (Song: Friendsnlovers), Cloud Nothings — Final Summer (Song: Final Summer), Ducks Ltd. — Harm's Way (Song: Harm's Way), Father John Misty — Mahashmashana (Song: Mahashmashana), Fontaines D.C. — Romance (Song: Starburster), Frank Turner - Undefeated (Song: Do One), Future Islands — People Who Aren't There Anymore (Song: The Thief), Kendrick Lamar - GNX (Song: squabble up), Laura Jane Grace - Hole In My Head (Song: Dysphoria Hoodie), Los Campesinos! - All Hell (Song: Feast of Tongues), Mannequin Pussy — I Got Heaven (Song: I Got Heaven), MJ Lenderman - Manning Fireworks (Song: She's Leaving You), Vince Staples — Dark Times (Song: Étouffée)
An upside down Washington banner hanging at Syracuse, NY restaurant The Varsity to commemorate the Orange football team’s win over Washington State at the 2024 Holiday Bowl.
Deion Sanders Jr. posts about the Oregon Duck mascot picking Ashton Jeanty over Travis Hunter for the Heisman during The Pat McAfee Show: “Yall are the $1 in the nation & yall whooped our ass last year… why tf is bro on there worried about us? Shit weird as hell”
The character Karl Havoc from Netflix show I Think You Should Leave.
Syracuse and Texas Tech men’s basketball play at Barclays Center in Brooklyn.
Bob Odenkirk as Jimmy McGill in the television series “Better Call Saul” speaking to a group of the elderly.
Jalen Rose reacts to a mistaken timeout call by Miami Heat head coach Erik Spoelstra, becoming an instant meme in the process.
Tulane’s Makhi Hughes runs by a diving Rice defender during a 24-10 win for the Green Wave.
An advanced version of the galaxy brain meme that features a cosmic being holding a tree-looking object.
Screencap of Syracuse football at Boston College on The CW.
Florida AD Scott Stricklin announces that Billy Napier will stay on as Gators head football coach.