Daniel Tirebiter

@danmofftarkin.bsky.social

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I’ll never grow old, I’ll never die, and I’ll always eat oatmeal.

A “Now That’s What I Call Music” album cover, but the text has been modified to read “Poo That’s What I Call Ass”
A sign outside a place called Patty’s Diner advertising its May specials, the food pictures are all AI-generated and horrifying. I’m not even sure how to describe them, they’re just nauseatingly wrong.
The Simpson’s Troy McClure on the set of an infomercial. He is smiling and holding an orange over a glass.
Jesse what the hell are you talking about
Breaking Bad’s Mike Ehrmantraut telling Walter White “No more half-measures, Walter.”
James and his giant forhead
Vincent Price as Egghead, the villain with the egg-shaped head, from the 1960s Batman TV series
The Jim Downey “Jeff Epstein, the New York financier?” meme with a speech bubble added to make it appear he’s reading the quoted post.
Two sequential entries in the bracket from the quoted post that read “Perry” and “White.” It’s AEW so I assume that’s Jack Perry and Jay White.
A panel from an Extra Fabulous comic. Two men are sitting in a car, the one behind the wheel turns to the other with an annoyed look and says “…are you saying you don’t cleanse your anus”
Krusty the Clown trading cards from Treehouse of Horror 4. Krusty stands dejectedly, cigarette dangling from his mouth, alongside a very bored-looking couple. Clearly nobody wants to be there. The card is titled “Krusty visits relatives in Annapolis, Maryland”.
An email header as it appears in my inbox, it reads: WWE 6:05 PM > RAW Preview: It's The SummerSlam... Watch RAW live TONIGHT at 8pm ET/ 5pm PT only on Netflix! View Online
A live prawn with its cute little black orb eyes thinking about how he’s going to fry some rice
Concept art of the legendary coward of the Resident Evil franchise, the man without whom the original game wouldn’t have happened, the one, the only, all the way from Raccoon City, Brad Vickers!
A glass bottle of Mountain Dew Baja Blast made with real sugar. It’s outside standijg on a concrete surface next to a wall, the sky is streaked with light clouds. Trees and a parking lot can be seen in the background behind a black metal fence.
Squeeze bottles of Whataburger spicy ketchup with jalapeño and spicy ketchup with Cholula, all sitting lined up at my local grocery store in Maine.
Big Daddy from The Simpsons’ Spin-Off Showcase fanning himself with his hat and saying “Lord have mercy, I wish I weren’t so fat.”
Two men, Danny Doring and Amish Roadkill. Doring has a dark tan, slicked back hair, sunglasses and wears a pink and blue singlet. He’s pointing towards the camera with a smug look on his face as he leans over the shoulder of Roadkill. Roadkill is a hulking bald man with a long chinstrap beard, wearing a white button down shirt with black pants and suspenders. He’s grinning maniacally with his hands raised as if to say “I’m gonna snap your neck like a chicken’s”.
A wrapper for a Jack & King’s No Chicken Drumsticks ice cream. The logo features a ship’s anchor and the slogan “Where Fresh Meets Flavor”. The Chinese, French and Spanish translations of the product name are also included. The wrapper is styled in red and yellow similar to a classic KFC bucket. There’s a picture of the product, an ice cream treat made to look like a fried chicken drumstick.
A songbook titled “Best of Metallica for Ukulele” in a rack at what was probably the saddest Guitar Center I’ve ever been too.
The “all you wanna do is avocado toast” panel from the comic in the post I’m quoting
A four-panel comic by Mr. Lovenstein titled “Drug Commercials”. Panel 1: A couple sits in a bathtub on a tropical beach at sunset. They’re drinking champagne and gazing out over the water as music plays from a boom box. Panel 2: The same, but now the couple is looking at each other lovingly with wide smiles on their faces. Panel 3: The couple in close up, they’re sharing a laugh and clearly just loving life. Panel 4: The couple turns to face the camera and the man says “My pee pee don’t work”.
A poster for Sam Raimi’s Crimewave, it’s a collage of various characters and moments from the film.
Woody Harrelson in True Detective season one telling Matthew McConaughey “I just want you to stop saying odd shit.”
Ken Jennings’ Bluesky account has been flagged for transphobia
Dexter, being literally hopping mad as Dee-Dee zips by on rocket skates in the background.
A promotional image for the 1977 horror movie Shock Waves. It features the classic lurid cover art that shows a giant Nazi zombie picking a whole boat up out of the ocean, but of course nothing like that happens in the movie and the zombies are regular human size.
A screenshot of the old ProBirdRights tweet “I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?”
KC Green’s Last Place, a small, round, yellow critter with two legs, a big nose like Gonzo, and little ears on top of his head/body (he’s built kinda like Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc.) He’s pedaling away on a unicycle while saying “Bye, y’all. See ya at the end!” For context, check out the Greatures’ ongoing Tournament Arc.
Martin Prince sternly telling Mrs. Krabappel “My geode must be acknowledged.” From the classic Simpsons episode “Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Badass Song”
The late Sid Eudy, aka Sid Vicious, aka Sid Justice standing in an early ‘90s WWF ring. He’s a massive, powerful dude and he’s looking across the ring at someone like he’s going to literally tear their head off.
Edith Prickley looking resplendent in a designer gown adorned with her trademark leopard print aesthetic.
The “Jesse what the hell are you talking about” meme
Denise @bluedotinok.bsky.social Joined Nov '24 Admit you support terrorists. Hamas went to Israel started some sh!t and got their azzes whooped. Don't start none it won't be none. They knew Bibi is evil and was just looking for a chance to annihilate them and they opened the door on October 7. 1:58 PM • Jul 17, 2025
Sor Didymus from Labyrinth
Sir Didymus from Labyrinth
Pro wrestling legend John “Earthquake” Tenta working his unfortunate Shark gimmick during his run as a member of WCW’s goofy-ass Dungeon of Doom stable. He’s a large, balding white man with a beard and shark teeth painted around it, he’s wearing a large forearm pad that reads “shark attack” and he’s holding his hand up I assume to resemble a shark’s fin.
Takashi Miike’s Dead or Alive 2: Birds. The protagonists played by Riki Takeuchi and Show Aikawa stand in profile passively looking back at the camera. Both have sprouted wings from their backs.
A black and white photo of a mammoth skeleton flinging a human skeleton into the air with a flick of its tusks.
Concept art of everyone’s favorite chicken-livered helicopter pilot, Resident Evil’s Brad Vickers.
A paper bag leaning against a brick wall, it features a comic panel that wouldn’t look out of place in an old EC horror comic. A hulking, hideous, hairy monster with fangs and pointy ears is coming up behind a woman and saying “RAARGH!” The woman is smiling and responding “‘Raargh’ yourself dork. I’m reading comics.”
A Nockmaar Lieutenant from Tonka’s Willow toy line circa 1988. For some reason they decided to make inarticulated plastic figurines instead of action figures, but they got me into displaying toys in addition to playing with them so I dig it.
A copy of the Godzilla: Rulers of Earth trade paperback from IDW. The cover features a closeup of Big G charging up his atomic breath attack as blue and orange flames eminate from his mouth.
André the Giant’s massive paw wrapped around a can of Molson Canadian, for comparison you can also see someone else’s hands (probably André’s minder and close friend Tim White) pouring another can into a glass across the table from him.
A partially eaten serving of biscuits and gravy with two eggs fried sunny side up. It’s topped with a liberal sprinkling of Monty’s Batch Number 1 hot sauce.
A banner ad in a grocery store featuring an image of a smiling blonde white woman holding cheese and crackers, the text reads “Crackers love cheese!”
A screenshot of text that reads “She's suddenly attacked by the axe-wielding Santa Claus who wields the axe.”
A closeup of André the Giant’s hand clutching a can of beer, it looks comedically small with his massive paw wrapped around it.
A large, scruffy white man with a graying beard and a lot of dishwater-blonde hair
Cody Rhodes and CM Punk cutting promos on each other during an in-ring segment. For some unknown reason Punk has his hair pushed back, in profile it only serves to highlight his receding hairline. Also it kinda makes him look kinda like Butt-Head from Beavis and Butt-Head.
Ivan Drago in Rocky IV saying “If he dies, he dies.”
Jim Carrey as Scrooge in the 2009 Robert Zemeckis version of A Christmas Carol
The “Stupid babies need the most attention” meme from The Simpsons
@mvjr.bsky.social • Joined Jun '26 You know how you retards are always complaining about not being able to afford the ACA policies due to Trump? Let me know how living without it works for you. Daniel Tirebiter @danmofftarkin.... • 11m • Joined Aug'23 Hahahaha, what the hell are you talking about? The ACA's roots are in the Heritage Foundation and the first person to adopt it as policy was Mitt Romney when he was serving as governor of Massachusetts. It also wasn't a healthcare bill, it was insurance reform. 2:21 PM • Jul 24, 2026 Everybody can reply
mvjr.bsky.social @mvjr.bsky.social • Account Muted Joined Jun '26 Yes