danny

@dannyis.online

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america’s next top bottom 💸 $danidezzi 🎞️ daniisonline.com 💻 dannysnyder.click

when you laughing with bro but realize that it’s 5pm and your country is committing acts of war and and you just got a letter in the mail that says you have to sign up for the draft
a pair of Elvis Presley socks
Heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a great point
A fake hulk hogan tweet that says “I got a good feeling about tomorrow brothers”
Danny is shirtless and flexing for the camera while making a stupid face. You can see his nipples and top surgery scars!
wife (@holdtheelle) terrifies in new video where i turn the flash on and bounce the camera around while she poses and dances in my new merch that is a tshirt with a super badass wizard on it casting a spell surrounded by pink blue and white smoke that says “TRANS WIZARD” and the wizard also has massive tits
Danny is sitting on the couch with just a medical binder and black shorts on. his hairy belly is out and he’s looking up at the camera epic style
danny with his chest bandage/binder peeking out under an unbuttoned green shirt. You can see his hairy belly. It is a mirror selfie.
Danny is laying in bed with an unzipped hoodie on. He is wearing a medical binder with drains (that are censored). He is holding up a peace sign and doing duck lips at the camera.
Howie Mandel watching a TikTok i made while someone records him
danny is flexing in a crop top that says “caution: slippery when wet” and short shorts. His hairy thighs, tummy, chest, and arms are all visible. The outfit and his cleavage looks very out of place.
Robin Williams
Danny is winking at the camera and pulling his cut off tank to the side so you can see his hairy armpit while he lifts his arm up.
a screenshot from a tiktok live where I’m laughing and the comment is from a bot named Lisa that says “u seem well hung and girthy”
an exhausted and dejected looking creature
an ad on instagram that shows a buttplug and two AirPods. It says “ever wanted a bass plug-in? FEEL the instruments of your favorite tracks like never before with… MORE”
Danny is taking a mirror selfie. His hair is wet and his shoulders look big (and sort of hairy).
a post on twitter from 8/10/24 that says “she goggin on my walton till i fallout on her gemstone”
an anthropomorphic wolf tipping a cowboy hat and looking smug
Danny taking a selfie in front of a Claire’s in a mall holding up a peace sign.
Me & U by Cassie
a crunchy picture of Jamie Lee Curtis holding a sassy post with the caption saying “OKAYYYYY”
Danny is outside in a black hoodie layered with a blue coat. His long hair is blowing in the wind as the sun hits he face. He is looking into the camera with a neutral expression.
A guy with shaggy hair, a backwards baseball cap, and a cut off Aerosmith teeth that’s tucked into his teeny tiny shorts
A new bill being introduced to Congress (H.R. 1161) To authorize the President to enter into negotiations to acquire Greenland and to rename Greenland as “Red, White, and Blueland.”
my black cat jack on my chest, staring at me, very close to my face. the picture is in 0.5x and he looks silly
a big rock in the Nevada desert. i was lost here so i have no idea what the name or location is just that it was pitch black and i was in the desert
a photoshopped dog looking silly in a minion tshirt and red shorts holding a rainbow lollipop and a spinny rainbow hat
Megami’s talent show performance on Season 16 of RuPaul’s Drag Race, holding up a sign that says “protect queer art” while looking serious/pained/sad
crying on the floor pathetic
a graphic that says: Sweet Things to Tell Your Significant Other on the Couch. It has been altered to say mean things. Sweet: • Even when we're relaxing, you're not great to be around. • We make an awful team. • I hate how hard it is to be myself around you. • Being with you is the worst way to finish a busy week. • I hate our stupid and gay nights in. Kind: • The couch is so much comfier without you here. • I'm excited for you to leave please never speak to me again. • This is exactly what I hoped would not happen. • Everything feels shitty with you. • I'm excited to make some future plans to kill you Warm: • Your smile never brightens up my evenings. • Being with you makes everything worse. • I will always hate these stupid moments together. • Our home feels fucking awful when you're here. • I loathe our arguments on the couch together. Loving: • Tonight, we fight. Tomorrow, we'll probably commit a murder-suicide and end up on the news. • You're my worst nightmare, l always want you to know that. • You know you're getting a divorce when you can think of all the ways you would cheat on each other. • I will always hate time on the couch with you. • Fuck you for being the way you are.
A Joel Osteen Inspiration Cube
my Instagram insights page where the number of accounts reached in the last month is up 24550.3% and the number of accounts engaged is up 55940%
my Instagram insights from Dec 7 - Jan 5 where the number of accounts reached is up 6,741.3% and the number of accounts engaged is up by 6996.2%
Some Points: - I jerk off and cry to limp bizkit now - 12 in one shampoo works for everything - I love spending all of my money on porn - I could kill a buck with a single shot if I truly wanted to - MILFs with cigarette breath who exclusively wear two piece sweatsuits from the 2000s could ruin my life whatever you say gorgeous - I fuck heavy with craft beer
A QR code that leads to my instagram, @dannyisinyourphone
The DIVA 2.0 (Diagnostic Interview for ADHD in adults)
guns for sale at walmart
danny is on all fours, bent over on the bed in front of the camera. He is wearing black boxer briefs and a black tshirt. His thighs are thick and hairy. He looks back at the camera.
me in January of 2024, 3 months on testosterone. I have a short mullet with shaved sides and a black tshirt.
Me at this time last year (around December of 2023), 2 months on T
David Harbour with just a shirt on eating some cereal. His shirt is open in the middle and you can see his chest down to his pubes (yay!)
A YouTube video that is 12 hours long called “mind numbing pickle sleep noise rapid deep sleep 12 hours”
Rupaul saying “slay the world-“ and getting cut off, forgetting her line while the music plays over her. awkward vibes
a golden brown loaf of focaccia
focaccia dough ready to go into the oven
a really deflated, sad looking loaf of bread
Danny outside in a tshirt and sweatpants, scrolling on his phone. He looks like the gay little monkey at the Apple Store.
Danny seemingly in a dark void, staring at the camera.
Danny is outside in the dark. It’s snowing. He is wearing a black hoodie and black hat that says “death wish coffee company.”
A small black and white shih tzu attempts to dig into a small pillow. He does so for a bit and then stops and waits for praise. Danny says “wow. That was awesome. Thank you.”
Danny is standing outside in the dark. It is snowing and the ground is covered in snow. He is looking up at the camera, looking somewhat pathetic.
A federal agent typing at a laptop
a perfectly round and shiny red apple
We learned after the shooting from [redacted]’s girlfriend, who was in the woods with him, that they survived, hiding from police for a month, by eating wild game caught in traps. The last meal was boiled possum.
danny is standing barefoot in the snow with shorts and a sherpa hoodie on