Danny Wallace

@dannywallace.bsky.social

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A company called Diaper Poultry - hey guys, fancy some diaper chicken?
Looking far from comfortable, I attempt to control a kayak.
Looking magnificent, like a regal lion, Danny holds a kayak paddle like a royal standard, a crown-like bike helmet that secures his legacy as King of the Road, and for some reason a small kettle. Also not sure why he's got his foot on a plastic bucket.
a pic of me with a chimp I am purposefully confusing with Robbie Williams as an example of my impish sense of humour
‘The contemporary cinema’
Five individual signs - saying Closed Tuesday, Closed Wednesday, Closed Thursday, Closed Friday, Closed Saturday.
A pair of Adidas shoes, advertised as on sale for just 32% more than normal.
A sign saying "This is NOT the House of Fraser" so I've ruled another place out.
A sandwich, on wholemeal bread, from which proudly protrudes a gherkin, looking like one of those unexploded bombs from WW2 that got jammed in someone's kitchen. It has no business there.
Four men, though the title of the show is The 3 Tenors.
Sausage and peas - less suitable for a dinner and more suitable for a 9 year old's birthday.
A pack of cheese, which describes itself as 'mild coloured cheese'.
A plate of biscuits on a counter with a sign saying Take one of me as a compliment!
An angel in fur.
A deeply ashamed cat with the fear of being spotted by any of his friends, decorated to look like Cat-pain America.
Basically the last thing you would want to see suddenly peeping over your wall: a pinkish cat with wiry whiskers and a pig snout. He seems to be appreciating you sexually.
An undignified cat sits in a compromising position, startled to find it has been painted with a clown face and given spotty trousers.