Dan S.

@danontheearth.bsky.social

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A scene from Terry Pratchet’s The Hogfather. Death dresses as Father Christmas has gifted a sword to a small child. A woman dissents, saying it’s not safe. Death responds by saying it’s a sword; it’s not meant to be safe. An old man complains that she is a child. “IT IS EDUCATIONAL. The old man begs the question as she may cut herself. “THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.”
A high-waisted man with feminine hips in a suit yells into a microphone, “That’s what I thought you’d say, you dumb fucking horse.”
A TMNT Van photographed on I-95.
A bird of prey is skateboarding. Its name is Tony.
The Earth and the Moon, taken by NASA's Earth Polychromatic Imaging Camera (EPIC) aboard the Deep Space Climate Observatory (DSCOVR) satellite.
A danger noodle crossing a trail.
A high-waisted man with feminine hips yells in to a microphone.
A gray kitten has its head stuck in a yogurt cup. She is wearing a light pink collar. A small black & white dog is licking the side of the cup.
A man with feminine hips yells into a microphone, That’s what I thought you’d say, you dumb fucking horse.
The Oscar Mayer Weiner Mobile
Patton Oswalt, replying ‘Gail, not now. The country is already on the verge of ripping in two’, in response Gail Simone, posting ‘Is a ravioli an empanada[?)’
birdsrightsactivist tweet, saying I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?
A screenshot of AI Overview, saying: In Fullmetal Alchemist, Alexander is the large, fluffy white dog owned by the Tucker family and the inseparable companion of Nina Tucker.
A chunky black cat with a strip of shaved leg. He is slightly blurry in this photo.
A black cat, in loaf form, sitting under a chair at the emergency vet.
Muppet entertainer Lee Zealand throws his fish at Muppet janitor Beauregard.
Screenshot of a dril tweet: and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
John Mulaney, a skinny slim waisted white man, yelling into his microphone “That’s what I thought you’d say, you dumb fucking horse.”
John Mulaney, a skinny slim waisted white man, yelling into his microphone “That’s what I thought you’d say, you dumb fucking horse.”
A trash can at the Smithsonian Air & Space Museum, which is shaped as a red rocket ship.
A chubby black cat grooming the replier’s arm.
a Twitter tweet from user birdsrightsactivist, saying: I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?