Dan Simpson, Eyebrow Cinema

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Film lover. Video essayist. Metalhead. He/Him https://www.youtube.com/EyebrowCinema

1. The Master 2. Before Midnight 3. Cloud Atlas 4. Silver Linings Playbook 5. Django Unchained 6. Lincoln 7. Man of Steel 8. The Place Beyond the Pines 9. Life of Pi 10. Blue Jasmine 11. Frankenweenie 12. To the Wonder 13. The Past 14. Zero Dark Thirty 15. The Lords of Salem 16. Fruitvale Station 17. This is the End 18. The World's End 19. Passion 20. Upstream Color
Kananga exploding from Live and Let Die
Homer and Marge laughing with text that reads "You Got the Dud!"
Hangman triumphantly holding the AEW Men's World Championship
Clip from Metallica's One, with James singing "Darkness! Imprisoning me! All that I see! Absolute horror! I cannot live, I cannot die. Trapped in myself, body my holding cell"
Dan in the old west flanked by Gary Cooper from High Noon on the left and John Wayne from Rio Bravo on the right.
Dan screaming into the mic, likely dropping some death metal lyrics.
Hulk Hogan after winning the WWF title at Wrestlemania 9
Four panel comic from The Simpsons. The "you didn't learn how World War II ended" joke.
Dan mouth open surrounded by High Noon and Rio Bravo physical media
Gary Cooper's Will Kane walking in the foreground while an image of a judgmental John Wayne looms on the horizon.
My face midmotion looking gnarly
Google erroneously listing Starspawn (2016) as the latest album from Blood Incantation.
Listing for a Blood Incantation t-shirt
Arrested Development: "...But it might work for us"
Citizen Kane viewed 7 times
Headline: "Mamdani's New York is coming to tax your private jet"
Smiling Homer Simpson, about to say "That's right, and who might you be?"
Homer with his back bent by the fire hydrant, having been attacked by Christopher Nolan
Receit order 666
Frank from It's Always Sunny freaking out while text reads "I don't like it. I don't like to think about it."
Hangman cutting a promo about workers' rights
Alan Partridge describing a shrine to himself.
Yugi: "If you work hard. Then you play hard." Joey: "If you hard. Then you hard."
The logo for the HBO Max Harry Potter show with text overtop which reads "NO"
Hangman Adam Page holding a mic, about to compromise and bring to a permanent end Pepsi Phil's time in AEW.
Still from Double Indemnity (1944)
Daisy from the infamous cliffhanger ending to Super Mario Bros. (1993)
For better or worse, The Sphere's Oz has introduced a new generation - indeed, a whole new demographic - to golden age cinema as few in the modern era have
Ted Sarandos, labelled CEO, vs. Roger Corman with a machine gun, labbled artist
Image of Vincent Price from The Masque of the Red Death captioned "(theaters)" VS Image of Ryan Gosling from The Gray Man captioned "(streaming)"
Raging Bull
Homer Simpson's exact double Guy Incognito
Dan holding a tiny Oscar next to text that reads "kill me"
Daniel surrounded by images from 2025 films.
Thumbnail with Dan surrounded by characters from 2025 movies.
Excerpt from a review of "Wuthering Heights" which also uses the "big swing" metaphor
The Manxman poster
Robert Duvall in The Godfather
Michael Powell
Swerve staring down Kenny as Hangman looks on in the background.
Dan talking into a microphone while raising his hand, which is showing some intense motion blur.
Micolash from Bloodborne
Simpsons characters poorly disguised as other Simpsons characters
Homer in jury duty with glasses to hide that he's asleep.
Poster for Downhill
The Rock eating a stunner from Stone Cold Steve Austin
Bret Hart looking disgusted
Swerve, Hangman, Ospreay
The Lodger poster
The Face-Off painting
Google info for the film Anonymous, with the release date listed as September 11
The Pleasure Garden - 3 stars GoldenEye - 4.5 stars Bats - 1 star Death Wish - 1.5 stars
Dan overlaid with the transluscent image of dozens of film posters.
Poster for The Pleasure Garden (1925)
A three part image: the poster for Medium Cool to the left, the teen girl from Lake Mungo in the center, and Gromit with a rolling pin to the right. The text "2025" also appears.
Book cover
Book cover