Dan Williams 🌮 · Mar 5

Way more expensive than just getting a uhaul and doing road trip content.

Psykus · Mar 5

That’s how the butt rhino companies get you.

@legendarygovinda.bsky.social · Mar 5

U-Haul travel log. Cheaper and you get a write off I assume. I’m no doctor of taxes though.

J Dub · Mar 5

You + 3 task rabbits drive across the country playing Mario party the whole time: Mario + rabbids Rhino Ventura

@moondoggydogg.bsky.social · Mar 5

does it come with replacement butt... sphincters I guess is the right word? you're gonna wear them out eventually and really want a tight fit for the birthing.

Brandon Mills · Mar 5

Giant Bomb road trip it is. 💣🚗

Dan Gervasi · Mar 5

Maybe check out Uship? Basically you would have private shippers bid on the load and you can accept the lowest bidder (but consider their ratings). There used to be a “reality” cable show called Shipping Wars where they hauled oversized loads and the butt rhino would have been a prime candidate.

Meeple Punk · Mar 5

Damn tariffs

microwave gloryhole · Mar 5

Can you like drive to go get it instead?

Tim Pedersen · Mar 5

I don't know, sounds like someone is making excuses.

xlr12 · Mar 5

Can you put a price on the actual casket you want for when you pass away?

V-Rider 🏍️ · Mar 5

Oh my GOD.

DistractedWriter · Mar 5

You want your ass taken care of.

@ydross.bsky.social · Mar 5

Wait you are actually buying it??

Treadcutter213 · Mar 5

You gotta have someone come out of it to give John Blud a copy of MacGruber

Dan · Mar 5

Almost $4,000 for particle board and common lumber nailed together? Nah

Brett · Mar 5

Would definitely be cheaper to do it yourself. Do a special donation stream to go towards the Rhino.

J.G. · Mar 5

Road trip it is then 🤷🏿‍♂️

@schindigg.bsky.social · Mar 5

@danryckert.com just buy the thing, but instead of shipping it, fly out there with Grubb and then rent a U-haul and drive it back. Would cost WAY less, and it'd made for great content

Sam · Mar 5

BUTT RHINO ROAD TRIP

Phil Salvador · Mar 5

Just have to do a roadtrip video series where you and someone in LA drive this back to Minnesota

cherojack · Mar 5

Crowdfund the costs. IT'S FOR THE WEBSITE

@deepseaprocto.bsky.social · Mar 5

EZ Swords · Mar 5

Road trip! Road trip! ROAD TRIP!

Alex Schoenborn · Mar 5

That’s criminal

Tevor the Third · Mar 5

He... does this mean what I think it means? I saw that Tested video too 😱

HumbleBanhammer · Mar 5

Little late for that, pretty sure you owe Minotti a goddamn Rhino 😆