Dan Ryckert @danryckert.com · Mar 13

I didn’t buy the butt rhino so now I gotta figure out who owns the gravity drive from the Event Horizon and how much they want.

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Dan Williams 🌮 · Mar 13

If you ever get a lead on the giant butt from the Baby Got Back video lmk

Allan Muir (They/Them) · Mar 13

This would certainly serve as an interesting sequel to ‘The Day Mario Cried’.

@moondoggydogg.bsky.social · Mar 13

dan that's a way further drive.

@humanityplague.bsky.social · Mar 13

I like to imagine it's just in a barn on Sam Neill's vineyard.

culrstarrrrrr · Mar 13

nothing is stopping you from building one

@korjimbo.bsky.social · Mar 13

What if it came out that the Celery Trick celery was preserved in resin?

Colin · Mar 13

You trying to break reality Dan?

Splodge · Mar 13

Slacking Dan! Gerstmann would have bought the Lament Configuration

Violet Wren ~ Transatlantic Gengar Gamer Girlfriend · Mar 13

it can be the Noobz Wormhole!

ZombiManos · Mar 13

The most natural of progressions tbh

@deepseaprocto.bsky.social · Mar 13

I feel like he's going to have to settle for the centerfold Sam Niel sticks a pencil through to explain Physics

Nick Horowitz · Mar 13

I did get served an Instagram post about an antique store selling a David Letterman wax statue and thought "Ryckert should buy this"