Dan, formerly of pantless fame

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“Fuckt*rd” - Tim Shipman, Chief Political Commentator, Sunday Times

“You know I had to do it to em” guy
A gentleman being arrested for the crime of enjoying a succulent Chinese meal
THE MYTH OF “CONSENSUAL" WORLD CUP WINNERS Player 1: I consent! Player 2: I consent! Gianni Infantino: I don’t! ISN’T THERE SOMEONE YOU FORGOT TO ASK?
Article from the Verge: Instagram's Adam Mosseri: If you don't like Al, 'then you shouldn't have it in your feed' Mosseri still doesn't want to filter out AI posts completely, however. By Emma Roth | July 10, 2026 9:45 am EDT
A BBC text post from Chris Mason: That's how Nigel Farage is trying to seize the initiative and the momentum, if you like, of having his back against the wall with all of the revelations relating to his finances. On top of that, you could hear the anger - and it is authentic anger - about what he sees as the unreasonable encroachment on his family as a result of the swirl of media attention. We were several steps from it, but a by- election was already being talked about at Westminster as one potential outcome of the investigation under way by the parliamentary standards commissioner into Farage's £5m gift. One scenario down the track after the investigation's findings were released could have been a recall petition and potentially a by-election. We've seen that in the past where MPs find themselves in that situation against their will. Here is Nigel Farage seizing the moment and the initiative and saying that he'll press ahead with that by-election and framing it, as he so often does, as a tussle between the people and elements of the establishment.
Nigel Farage utterly coated in viscous white fluid
neymar looking wistfully at the world cup, which he never won
iMessage from Rhys saying “haha, ok. I mean, I’m up for pretty much anything in Soho”
A freshly buzzcut Sadiq in the Guardian yesterday, vowing to overrule residents’ group’s objections to Soho bars and restaurants (incredibly based)
my other cat idiot, getting head scritches in the sun
Squidward watching SpongeBob (gay, going to Mighty Hoopla) and Patrick (straight, going to the Arsenal parade) having the time of their lives outside
my cat in the bottom of our dishwasher, shortly before he hopped out without incident
A cider in the sun on a pub garden bench
Game is gone.
Chudjak urges you to consult the graph, which quite clearly shows that as time goes on the number of things that happen remains zero.
The results from Ilford North, Wes Streeting’s constituency, at the 2024 election. He has a majority of 528 votes.
Bluesky user @adamjschwarz
Screenshot of my skeet, showing that the guy I was quote tweeting has blocked me
Alex Hern (correctly) calls for the destruction of Westminster council as not even a day after winning the new Tory leader of Westminster council confirms he’ll challenge plans to pedestrianise Oxford Street
A cartoon from today’s Telegraph depicting Zack Polanski and Nigel Farage as snooker players “sinking the red/blue”. Polanski had been drawn with the kind of huge, hooked nose you’d expect to see on an antisemitic caricature.
A tweet from the bad website, courtesy of user @LinkofSunshine: People on twitter will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a Walmart" and then not firebomb a Walmart
An excerpt from a Times article on Facebook: "No-one should be judged by who their parents or grandparents are," Zack Polanski, the Green Party leader pronounced at a recent campaign event - before proceeding to do just that. "But this is a man who is the grandson of Oswald Mosley and still insists on wearing a black shirt every single time he is on TV." The subject of Polanski's vitriol was Louis Mosley who, by dint of genealogy, is the grandson of the 1930s British fascist leader. And his "crime"? Running the UK arm of one of the world's most successful yet controversial technology companies, which has a £300 million contract to bring NHS IT systems into the 21st century”
a whole bunch of vr headsets on display in a second-hand electronics store
Tim Pool’s “Sources tell me Charlie is stable. Please God” tweet but I’ve pasted Jonathan Tortoise over Charlie
Tommy Robinson wearing a Stone Island shirt with the badge half visible, with US politician/dickhead Joe Rittenhouse
Several test notifications from the Xbox mobile app
A recommended tweet from an account called “Conscious Philosopher that says “Test: N****r.” The slur has been scribbled over with red ink but was uncensored in the original post.
Krusty the Clown saying “Let’s just say it moved me… to a bigger house!”
@dril: turning a big dial taht says "Racism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
The lion does not concern himself with the risks of testing in production
A meme going over the experience of watching a Liverpool football match. The first few minutes says “oh boy am i excited to watch my favourite team play” The feeling during most of the match is “im going to kill myself” Finally, our hero tops it off with a single, unbreakable “nice we won”
a rotund, arguably pushing circular, cat sits on a floral patterned bedsheet
Smaug the dragon from the Hobbit, with a speech bubble from his mouth reaching to the quoted tweet
An excerpt from the linked WSJ article: While Musk was in Pennsylvania canvassing for Trump before the election, Musk sent a series of texts about the urgency of winning the state to St. Clair. "In all of history, there has never been a competitive army composed of women. Not even once," he wrote. "Men are made for war. Real men, anyway." He followed up with: "I am in full war mode. Going to the front lines today. Must win PA."
A Linkedin post that says: “My newsfeed is split into two groups: People who demand employers let employees work from home w/ more benefits and pay. - AND - People competing with the 5.4M Indian engineers who are working 90 hours per week for 1/10 the pay of US workers. One of these groups is entitled.”
Erling Haaland watching Manchester City lose 0-2 to Liverpool, his head in his hand.
A rhino on exhibit at the Science Museum. It has been stuffed poorly, giving it an awkward facial expression.
21:07 GMT Everton 1-2 Liverpool Rio Ferdinand Former Man Utd defender on TNT Sports You can only imagine what that Mohamed Salah goal will have done to any Arsenal players watching on.
A screenshot of the BBC sport app saying: “GOAL - Everton 1-2 Liverpool Against the run of play, Liverpool lead.”
A (deleted) tweet from the official House Judiciary GOP account saying “Kanye. Elon. Trump”.
A white cat with black splodges on his back and head sits on an unmade bed and looks blearily at the camera
A graphic posted by the Telegraph, saying: 'I'm forced to rent my spare room to pay for my son's private school VAT fee rise'
A “condiment cow” complete with udders full of ketchup, mayo, BBQ sauce and sweet chilli
A support request from Instagram, confirming that they didn’t remove a comment going as such: “oharis_ @vihaankrishana4 okay pajeet, have u eat your cow poop ?”
small grey cats - two of them - on a blue background sharing a speech bubble saying “Splendid.”
A kid hitting “play” on his laptop SO fast
Younger Abe Simpson pointing a la the “It’ll happen to you, too!” meme
A headline from the Mirror reading “You probably won't have sex today due to little-known problem”
A pair of Union Jack loafers (??)
An AirPods case on a table. There are deep scratches on the front of the case.
A screenshot of this skeet, with the next on my timeline being the below: ApocalypticaNow @apocalypticanow: “Korean kids don't even get a coup day off” quoting: Anton Hur " Ministry of Education has decided not to close the schools (massive eyeroll)”
A large tabby sits on a black table, next to a white vase full of flowers and a coffee cup
Two egg stuffed toys - the one on the left, “Boiled Egg Geek”, wears glasses and red trainers on his stuffed egg legs whereas the one on the right, “Boiled Egg Chic” wears shades and boots