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dan sinker @dansinker.com · Mar 24

I got the shittiest fortune cookie fortune ever.

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Christopher Irving · Mar 24

They must be a fan of The Killers.

SDSkuld · Mar 24

Don’t you want to look prettier?

Former College Mascot · Mar 24

Are you human or are you dancer? - Panda Express

Andrew Zahler · Mar 24

The Killers-assed fortune

Spacegrrl · Mar 24

I thought it said "smell" at first. That would have (may have?) been better.

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