Dan Telfer @dantelfer.com · Sep 17

'I'm selling 35 of my 65 jewel-encrusted crowns of ancient dwarven kings of Erebor' - the Smaugs who have had enough

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gbutera · Sep 18

Well I mean 65 is a bit much but honestly I don’t know how anyone can afford to have fewer than 40 rental homes in this economy. Where would he himself live after the sink is full of dishes without 39 other places?

Rubezal · Sep 17

“What if *I* become a dragon one day? How will taxes on unrealized gains affect *MY* treasure hoard?”

Michelle Jones Art · Sep 17

Willing to sell 35 of my 65 tiny violins...🤣

Felix O'Kelly · Oct 19

Yeh, these stories from right-wing media outlets about rich people moaning how hard it is being taxed slightly more are kind of eye-rolling. These people really are Smaugs! I suppose that next the Telegraph has stories from billionaires saying how benefit cuts are needed.