Dan the Architect 🎧

@danthearchitect.bsky.social

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Fluent in sarcasm and writing my own shitposts. A very serious source of news. Huge fan of boneless potato skins and making music sometimes. Cilantro activist. Creator of Verbatim: Video Editor (iOS).

Image of Verbatim: Video Editor app. Title reads “Edit Videos. No uploads.”
My old kitty a couple of years ago when she was still “Fat Cat,” she is an American shorthair, black, brown and orange.
Two orange female cats, snuggling together on a grey beanbag with yellow blanket.
Flash! 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁 😱 🛟🪐
Verbatim has a new timeline editor, scroll through your video, click to edit captions and set styles.
New Subscription Ion Pulse Software / Verbatim A customer just started a subscription of Yearly Premium for $39.99.
Verbatim app preview showing Karaoke style captions, with the caption text “You know that late 70s soft rock?”
The fictional movie band Crucial Taunt from Wayne’s World
Image of Grogu (aka Baby Yoda) from the Star Wars TV series The Mandalorian. Caption reads “Hasbro Wants You to Buy This $600 Grogu”
A picture of blue sky with the moon visible. It’s daytime. Image is above trees. Objects are held down by gravity, including a slight pull that the moon has on Earth that is a key part of our tides system. It’s a Monday. Garfield hates Mondays.
A listed of muted words including DNC, RNC, Viktor Orban and InfoWars because I do not care about your bad takes.
Letterboxed Recent Activity. Ex Machina: 4 stars Five Nights at Freddy’s 2: 2 stars Mercy: 3 1/2 stars Sisu Road to Revenge: 4 stars
Cartoon image from the TV show Family Guy. An elderly woman is disgusted by the food that Brian the Dog has given her and she says “What is this? Diarrhea soup?”
It’s a gingerbread house with frosting and candy decorated for Christmas. Objects in this image are held down by gravity.
It’s the back side of a bag of Harvest Cheddar Sun Chips showing a calorie count of 140. The bag is orange. What? You’ve never seen orange… umm okay it’s mixing red and yellow… ah, crap. Fine it’s a bright semi-shiny color. Anyway the objects in this image are held down by gravity but Sun Chips are sold by weight.
Christmas cookies. On the left is a green a yellow cookie made to look like Will Ferrell’s Elf movie. On the right is a guy in all red that looks like Santa but isn’t Santa. Cookies in this image are held down by Christmas magic.
It’s a screenshot from Bluesky showing a thread where all 10+ posts are muted by words or lists.
It’s the “Where’s the Beef?” lady but the meme reads “Where’s the Shitposts?” GET IT BECAUSE IT’S A PLAY ON A WELL-KNOWN THING. Anyway, objects in this image are held down by gravity.
The AI evaluation was very flattering.
Robert Downey Jr. from the movie Tropic Thunder. Caption reads “Never go full blue anon,” the objects in this image are held down by gravity.
Walter White from Breaking Bad saying “You’re Goddamn Right,” objects in this image are held down by gravity.
Adam Sandler as Billie Madison holding nudie magazine that says “Shitposting Chicks,” photoshopped by Dan the Architect.
Disturbing facts Skeletor meme. First caption: “That new Battlestar Galactica series is 20 years old now.” Second caption: “Until we meet again!” Objects in this meme are held down by gravity.
Logo for the brand Starter®️
Drake meme. He didn’t like “dealing with reality” but he does like “shitposting through it.” Objects in this meme are held down by gravity.