D'Archangel

@darch.horse

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Middle-aged gamer, programmer, animation enjoyer. I try not to suck. I use "he". Header and avatar by @cvilbrandt.com. Love is real. Let's prove it every day.

Nall, the juvenile white dragon, snuggles with a ragdoll representing Anthy Himemiya.
Two comic panels. Left, Spider Jerusalem's giant hand reaches towards a quaking President Callahan, saying: "MISTER PRESIDENT. Nice to see you. You murdering people-hating moral mutant, you." On the right: King Kong-esque Dream Spider Jerusalem, holding a tiny figure entirely in one hand, continues the thought: "I NEEDED a suppository." A wail of "NOOOOOOOOO" issues forth from his hand.
A bunch of bananas in a microwave without a door. The bananas have assumed a green hue and a gel-like texture and drip with goo.
In a two-panel comic, a goose asks someone "WHOSE JOB IS IT THEN?" In the second panel, the goose is pursuing a faceless human figure, yelling, "WHOSE JOB IS IT KRISTI"
Stephen Colbert talking to a cartoon of Abraham Lincoln's ghost.
Part of the Firefox Search Shortcuts dialog, with the line indicating that "Perplexity" has been installed behind the user's back highlighted.
A capture of the communications screen in the video game _Star Control 2_, showing an Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah. The Captain has said, "Hold! What you are doing to us is wrong! Why do you do this thing?", and the Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah is responding, "THE WORDS!... the Words... the words..."
An excerpt from a Paizo order summary page indicating that an order submitted on Jul 9, 2025, has been completed.
Partial capture of a Paizo order indicating the order was submitted on "Wed, Jul 9, 2025" but is still in "Pending" status at the time the capture was taken.
Merry and Pippin in _The Fellowship of the Ring_, captioned, "We've had Desert Bus, yes. But what about Second Desert Bus?"
Final panel of a Dinosaur Comic, captioned "A HAPPY ENDING". Utahraptor: "Yes, we know math." T-rex: "Oh yeah!" Both: "THANK GOD FOR MATH"
An instance of the "they're the same picture" meme. The images being compared are a Nazi Sturmabteiling insignia and the header image of the Department [sic] of Government Efficiency Xitter account.
Utena from the show _Gushing Over Magical Girls_.
The sun sets over the Pacific Ocean.
A pink-haired teenager in Martian Army fatigue pants and an Art of Noise road tee lounging in a stuffed maroon chair, holding a rose-pattern teacup and laughing.
A middle-aged white guy with a long white beard, wearing a t-shirt with the legend "LOW-T" emblazoned proudly upon it.
Cover of the first edition of Michael Ende's _Die Unendliche Geschichte_.
Screenshot of the text of the new cursebound feat, Nudge the Scales, highlighting the use of "mediate" when the surrounding text clearly indicates that they meant "meditate".
A footnote to a legal opinion that reads "Despire this assertion in their motion papers, counsel for defendants, Christopher Kise, Esq, coceded during oral argument held on September 22, 2023, that square footage is, in fact, an objective number."
Screenshot of Google search for "ecmascript" which says that 'Your search - ecmascript - did not match any documents."