MADPUNISHMENTWHEEL

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Real truth about it No one gets it right Real truth about it We're all supposed to try

Me in the Walmart restroom taking a phone selfie with my shirt that says, in big bubbly lettering, EVERYTHING IS STUPID FOREVER
me, silly face, wet hair, yellow, black and red interpretation of Mr. Bungle's California album on my torso
A video game white woman with blonde hair, longer on one side of her head, in a sharp black business suit, kneeling and firing an automatic pistol with a clip in the front magazine, bright, fiery muzzle flash around the barrel. The pistol is covered in rhinestones and little metal and plastic butterflies, flowers and crowns, even a butterfly keychain hanging off the grip
the Taco Bell Wiki entry for "lettuce" and how it pertains to Taco Bell's food. "Because of its low calorie and high fiber content, lettuce is considered one of the healthiest items served at Taco Bell. It can help fill you up without adding too many calories to your meal, making it a great option for those looking to maintain a healthy diet while enjoying fast food." lol fucking shit, man.
an electronic road sign that says DISABLED VEHICLE 1 MILF (not MILE) AHEAD RIGHT SHOULDER BLKD above a treeline of mostly bare pines
Three Japanese children chasing a blue and grey Mitsubishi Expo (?) down the road, shouting after it "I LOVE YOU, CAR!! MARRY ME, MARRY ME!"
"31 Years Later, A Forgotten Cyberpunk Classic Just Got A Long-Overdue Upgrade" Ralph Fiennes and Angela Bassett in the middle of a busy street with confetti falling from the sky. Ralph is wearing a jacket and a white button up open all the way to the navel. Angela is in a nice dress.
1) Entropist - The Vision 2) KEYGEN CHURCH - Oscuro Domine 3) Skythala - Boreal Despair 4) Volubilis - Theasterion 5) Sparks - Propaganda 6) Thrawsunblat - Wanderer on the Continent of Saplings 7) Lago - Vigil
Me in my room, making a face at my phone, as it is open with the back almost removed completely, and instead is open not unlike a gas cap. I cannot remove the case unless I want the back to come off all the way.
an open refrigerator, lit up. On the shelf inside the door are a Duke's mayonnaise squeeze bottle and an Iced Tea/Lemonade Ghost energy drink. The bottom shelf is a mostly-depleted 24-pack of Waterloo sparkling water
Mikael Akerfeldt of Opeth in a corner, wearing a wide-brimmed black hat, chunky sunglasses, and a long purple robe with gold flower stem filigree along the front and the sleeves
Simpsons man with dark hair, overalls, holding a cowboy hat out the door of his white van, which just says in massive red letters CHILI on one side
SPACE BALLS Organic cheddar cheese balls
Me in a teal shirt, my chin resting thoughtfully on my hands. My hair is fluffy, I have a mustache and a bit of stubble. My glasses are blue. I'm wearing an almost coquettish look on my face. Big heap of clothes behind me.
My Bum Lung shirt that says in paint letterinf ELON MUSK BEING RIPPED APART BY DOGS
a brick wall leading to a closed window, perched behind the glass is a black and white cat
Starlight Kid spinning Thekla in that leg submission/slam thing. Thekla's face is amazing.
a woman jumping rope incredibly fast to "C'est la Vie" by Protest the Hero
The Coscto checkout lanes with a 25-foot-high black tarp blocking off the entire food court/hot food area
Chris Jericho at Collision. An oval around the person in the Limozeen shirt.
1) GOREWORM - Miasmic Solitude 2) Sleepytime Gorilla Museum - In Glorious Times 3) The Blind Philosopher - Innergazer 4) svampprinsen - Höstens vattenfall
vintage Looney Tunes comic depicting Daffy Duck snooping on people feeding the squirrels at a park with their picnic, saying "I GET IT! When I move in on the free food handouts I should act like a wild creature...not like the gay sophisticate I really am!"
Bone by Jeff Smith, standing on a rock with an elephant loincloth (that he does not need) holding up a pride flag
me making a face with my HiBY r5 Gen 2 in a blue leather case. The song playing is "And That Makes Me Booster!" from the Super Mario RPG Remake
Sting in his Crow makeup on the WCW Thunder stage with his black and white scorpion singlet, shouting into a microphone "MACHO MADNESS IS ON VIAGRA"
a Culver's chocolate Concrete Mixer, in text on the side of a clear plastic cup: "Are you looking at my CONCRETE MIXER? I know you are."
Youtube screenshot of an AI slop video by Texas band Butthole Surfers of a muscular, bobble-headed baby grinning evilly holding an automatic rifle with a guitar neck in place of a barrel and a headstock in place of a muzzle
the bartender eating from the bowl of popcorn, nonplussed
A rainbow 🌈 shining through a cloud cover right over my local Shop N Save, above a treeline. I am taking this picture from the adjacent Lowe's parking lot. There are maybe 20 cars in both lots, and the lots are slick from rainfall
me holding up an ornament of a sheet ghost sitting next to a pumpkin on a wooden swing
An Instagram post depicting a lovely embroidered hat with the Brian Eno "Ambient 4; On Land" album cover
Me, Walgreens bathroom mirror selfie. My purple phone case, and an illustration of a beautiful moth woman with large, furry wings, hairy antennae, in a sheer dress, bordered as one would a tarot card(?) with a moon and star in each upper corner, and the word SALLOW MOTH in a gothic script lettering
Rick Aviles in the 1990 film Ghost
A phone screenshot of a T-shirt depicting Morrigan from Darkstalkers, a succubus in a leotard and bat print tights with large leathery wings, standing next to a huge cup of Taco Bell Mountain Dew Baja Blast Under her feet it says "Darkstalkers Resurrection"
me with a weird smirk and a flecked-with-grey, scraggly beard, heather grey t-shirt, and my brand new blue glasses.