Creamy Dreamies

@darkbungle.bsky.social

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Bit of a lamb shank, lamb in general fiend!

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A cropped post from a bluesky user reading- "mr child flesh eating cannibal control freak never speaks to the people who manage the money he's stolen..."
Why it's a pic of Syd Little. He runs a pub and restaurant now apparently. Where's Eddie Large? Died of Covid. You know who else died of Covid? That's right, Bobby Ball of Cannon and Ball. Huh
A pic of Erich von Däniken, the OG Ancient Aliens crank. The pic is quite unflattering; he's sporting the kind of suntan that suggests he was one of the unfortunates not immediately killed in a nuclear detonation.
It's a Star Trek: The Next Generation episode title mock up. We see the Enterprise D & the title "To sleep, perchance to cream". What the....
Image is a super grainy pic I took from the assembly guide of a cat fountain. Simple pencil style drawing of a cat very happy with its water fountain. The cat is locking eyes with us, and it is grinning. Its mouth is dark suggesting it has been drinking blood, and there is a splodge on its whiskers like some of it has clotted into a scab. Beneath the picture are the words "start using"
[Pic of an ad for a company offering a 'personal AI language coach'] 'Say goodbye to fear of speaking New Language We are looking for 10 volunteers who NEED to start speaking new language fluently this month. No matter whay. We will transform you into a confident speaker who sounds native and gets results. So you can forget expensive tutors and feeling like you are wasting your time. Just take this 1-minute free quiz and get a personalizedspeaking plan from our AI personal language coach'
Post cropped to anonymise poster reading "The French singing La Marseillaise in a nuclear submarine base is deeply symbolic."
Cropped post to anonymise the poster on here reading: "If you've been watching the ongoing Epstein files unravelling across Europe, note that the dominoes didn't start falling until one fell. And then another..."
Cat wearing a salmon pink gilet sold as a "puffer jacket" for 49.99 dollars. FALSE ADVERTISING!! !
Troublingly young Ed O'Neill with a gun in an episode of Miami Vice. Been thinking a lot about Married... with Children lately but that's neither here nor there
It's earbuds in their cozy little charger. One is smeared with blood, my blood, the blood that drowned and silenced it
Uh it's either jar jar binks or his father. The point is that there's a revolver to their head
Confused 'YOUR PARTY' leaflet. Cropped pic of the candidate standing next to Sharon Graham on a Brum Binnie protest. The banner in the cropped pic reads: CK THE RIKE but with bottom of the letters cut off so could read LICK THE BIKE. Caption reads: Carol standing with Unite Gen Sec, Sharon Graham opposing cuts to Bin workers salaries [sic]
'The fascinating thing about Noah Hawley's Alien: Earth... is that it appears to have decided pretty early on that there's a new boss villain in town, one that's not quite so icky but infinitely more chilling: mankind'
It's a Google search for Trillium, and the first result is for the plant known as 'Birthroots'. Fuck off. I've known a lot of pretty talented chefs and a lot of them were a bit to somewhat challenged when it came to non-cooking related stuff, words, things of this nature. But. Even then most of them would have understood that this was a bit too on the nose, a bit too 'Orfentic' posturing to take seriously.
[Screencap of a Birmingham Mail article] BBC Saturday Kitchen chef Glynn Purnell to open née Birmingham restaurant 'without rules' Glynn Purnell will launch Trillium alongside Loki Wine expert Phil Innes
[Screenshot of Elcabildo.org] 'Maximum alert issued as Tiangong space station scientists uncover new bacterial species' [Byline 'Nazareno Indiscreto']
Listen. I'm not typing all this up. It's a screed about whether the word 'strict' should have been included in a clue to today's Guardian Prize Cryptic. The point I'm making here is that it goes on and on
Chrise, nitpicking the wording of a clue in today's Guardian Prize Cryptic: 'You wouldn't say "it's a carnivore, but not a strict one, so it can't be that, then", would you?' [The clue was 'Strict carnivore tucking right into a piece of seafood (5,5)] Wulgus, an angel of reason responds- 'I think there's some differentiation made between obligate and non-obligate carnivores based on whether their diets are 100% meat based' Rogissimo adds 'No, chrise, but you might say "I can rule out the ones that aren't"' Followed immediately by- 'I mean it narrows down the field. I can't see anything that's wrong with it' Chrise throws down the gauntlet- 'Hi rogissimo- I'm not saying there's anything *wrong* with the it, just that the clue works perfectly well without 'strict'.'
A huge list of reasons not to use the ear medicine including 'have a history of ear problems', 'if your eardrum is or has been damaged', 'if there is anything else wrong with your ear - such as pain, swelling, discharge, infection or tinnitus', and 'if you have tried to remove ear wax with fingernails, cotton buds or any other implement'.
Snapshot from the handmaid's tale (TV series) wiki entry reading: "Showrunner Bruce Miller stated that he envisioned 10 seasons of the show, stating, "Well, you know, honestly, when I started, I tried to game out in my head what would ten seasons be like? If you hit a home run, you want energy to go around the bses, you want enough story to keep going, if you can hook the audience to care about these people enough that they're actually crying at the finale."
It's Paul Giamatti next to text reading 'Starfleet Academy' in front of a space-y background. He is troublingly smooth. Like he's just been laminated.
SCMP headline reading- "Brazil's Lula discharged from hospital following emergency head surgery"
Screenshot of Atlantic article- In any case, one may sympathise with his pain, & even his frustrations with trying to get claims processed. But that would reduce his struggle from an anti-capitalist crusade to a private jihad against customer-service reps, and reduce him from a propagandist of the deed to an armed Karen.
Whatsapp screenshot - "You changed the group name from "Normalise reheating cake👐" to "FOORP IS A WORD"
Youtube vid of Minnie Riperton's 'Les Fleurs' Commenter wrote "I sat next to Minnie on a flight back to Chicago, back in the early 70s and she was uncomfortable flying. We talked easily throughout the flight and she didn't realize [it] was over until we touched down. As we were disembarking, she thanked me for making her feel at ease & surprised me with a kiss on the cheek. Truly, I was Kissed By An Angel and her gesture stands as a memorable highlight in my 77 years on this planet. RIP Minnie, you are missed by many, including myself.
I googled "what is the Italian equivalent of francophone" and it turns out it is simply Italophone. Wasted opportunity imo.
Youtube comment on Eno's Tiger Mountain: I was in the Navy, US, in the late 70s. Me and my mate Lamoutain (non-sexual, Navy) used to climb the brow to board the ship after liberty in the Med and drunkenly sang this song in unison. The Officer of the Deck (Chief Rhodes) thought we were insane or really drunk -- which we were (the latter, mostly). Memories [8 thumbs up from other youtubers]
Screenshot from Wikipedia reading- "Early in John Bunyan's The Pilgrim's Progress the Christian pilgrim fights "over half a day" with the demon Apollyon. This book permeated Christianity in the English-speaking world for 300 years after it's first publication in 1678."
A pic of Sainsbury's super softer classic white toilet paper. It has a sticker on it (presumably to help pickers?) reading 5439 but scrawled in a way that I read as SU39.
A particularly oafish shot of my cat that keeps missing his litterbox and shitting on the floor. He is reclining on a windowsill, legs akimbo and licking a paw. Not pictured: the shit on the floor
"The wild card is still the press, I think; there's still time for them to shift away from tepidly favouring Sunak over Farage to actually advocating for the Tories - or, indeed, to go into attack mode against Starmer and Labour..."
Baby snail in the undergrowth of my horrible garden
[Excerpt from Guardian article] In an interview with Sky News' Trevor Phillips that will air on Sunday morning, the prime minister said the "deterrent is already having an impact [my highlight begins] because people are worried about coming here".
Excerpt from Marc's article in Foreign Affairs; the portion I highlighted concerning Lebanon and reading: "laid low by last year's port explosion".
A ginger cat. A mostly clean carpet. Not really but you have to imagine it is clean. I worked so hard to get this pic of the cat that cowers & trembles every time a local pizzeria flier arrives
Cursory Google search on the lifespan of a woodlouse that says 3-4 years. In my heart of hearts I know that this creature is already dead, whether through natural predation or me just stepping on it