Dark Helmet

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Dark Helmet, Lord of the Schwartz, Leader of the Imperious Forces of the Spaceballs. Coffee and radar enthusiast. Parody/semi-RP comedy. Crosses the streams mercilessly.

Liquid Schwartz
The Enterprise is crashed.
A filthy clown shaped bank. Place a coin in the clown's hand and watch it devour your soul. It is terrifying.
Dark Helmet Schwartzes a guy
Londo holds a bottle of booze
Tuvok burns
Ludicrous speed
Dark Helmet Schwartzes a guy
Londo holds a bottle of booze
Megamaid explodes
Gone to plaid
The Special
Barf.
Megamaid explodes
Dark Helmet Schwartzes a guy
Guy's head explodes
Boxes of boneless pork rectums - inverted.
Dark Helmet Schwartzes a guy
Planet explodes
Londo holds a bottle of brivari, which is lost on uncultured humans.
Rey holds out Luke's lost lightsaber. He is not impressed.
The holographic Guy Fieri. It is terrifying.
The Spaceball Prison Complex
Megamaid explodes
Dark Helmet Schwartzes a guy
Dark Helmet Schwartzes a guy. He deserved it.
Ludicrous speed!
LUDICROUS SPEED
Mr. Coffee is infected with ransomware.
Megamaid explodes
Planet explodes
Pizza the Hutt