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Furry hyena who spends too much time painting Warhammer. Lv 44 geek, with occasional level-dips in pedant. Expect philosophy, memes, depression, D&D, and occasional lizards. ΘΔ

A small army of Hysh-themed Seraphon for Age of Sigmar, comprising two units of Saurus, a unit of Skinks, a Bastilodon, a Skink Starseer, and a Saurus Sunblood. They are painted in pale yellows and blues, and have crystals embedded in their foreheads.
A squad of kitbashed Exodite Dragon Riders, made from old Shining Spear torsos and lances, some High Elf legs, and Cold Ones from the 1996 Dark Elf range.
Fuegan, Phoenix Lord of the Fire Dragons, backed up by a squad of his Aspect. Everything is on fire, including the base he's mounted on.
A photo of a miniature looking suspiciously like Alucard from Castlevania. He has a pale face, long platinum-blond hair, and a black longcoat trimmed in golden yellow. He is drawing an estoc as he steps forward among lit candles, a splatter of blood, and a discarded human skull. Yes, technically he's only a half-vampire, but don't bring that up around him or he'll get upset.
A strange fleshy purple creature made from an alien egg toy, with a big fluorescent green eye.
A front-on photo of a silicone horse mask by Smitizen.
A collection of Eldar jetbikes and War Walkers arrayed around the feet of a Revenant Titan. They are painted in blue and pale green, and modelled as though rushing through a forest.
A simple line drawing of Egyptian hieroglyphs, attempting to write "DF". The hand-symbol represents 'D', the horned snake 'F', and the double-backslashes are a 'Y', indicating that it should be pronounced 'dee-yef' rather than just 'def'. The determinative at the end is the Set Animal.
A screenshot of Hans Moleman from The Simpsons. Old and wrinkly, with large jam-jar glasses, in this scene he has been brainwashed to think he is Bart Simpson. As such, he is wearing an orange t-shirt and blue shorts, and is carrying a green skateboard.
An Eldar Revenant Titan, painted blue and green in the colours of my homebrew Craftworld Cas-Eilyth. It is positioned taking off in a gliding leap, scraping the treetops as it aims its pulsar at something off to its right.
An Infernals army for Warmachine, comprising the Infernal Masters Omodamos and Zaateroth, two units of cultists, some characters and solos, and a whole bunch of demons. The army is painted in black, red, and sickly white. They are standing on a field of rubble in front of some decrepit-looking houses, possibly a remote village where they have just been summoned.
A meme made in the style of an '80s title card, complete with neon pink perspective gridlines describing a 'floor' under a starry sky. In front of a vivid orange Malibu sunset are the words "WHAT A TERRIBLE DAY TO HAVE EYES" in a variety of stylized lettering.
A model representing Xvar Jhun, Chaos Lord of Slaanesh and leader of The Defiled Chaos Space Marine warband. His fleshy, noseless face is contorted into a sadistic grin, and his dark greenish armor glows internally with angry magenta hellfires. He is mutating further; his plastron is developing bony overgrowths, and his left arm is morphing into a screaming daemon sword. He looks like he's enjoying it.
The original Eldar Phoenix Lord models from 1993, with some minor conversions and modifications. From left to right: Fuegan, the Burning Lance, modelled with a long trailing gonfalon banner and striding through blazing flames; Maugan Ra, the Harvester of Souls, standing on a mound of skulls; Asurmen, the Hand of Asuryan, with a back banner in blue and gold; Jain Zar, the Storm of Silence, leaping over the wisps of psychic ectoplasm rising from the ground; Karandras, the Shadow Hunter, stalking through a jungle over alien skulls; and Baharroth, the Cry of the Wind, leaping from a tree, joining a flock of birds in flight.
A meme made from a screencap from Disney's version of Pinocchio. 'Honest' John Worthington Foulfellow, an anthropomorphic fox in a battered top hat and shabby cloak, is pulling a disbelieving face as he takes a bite from an apple and pretends to read from a book. He is holding the book upside-down. The caption reads "What the fuck am I reading?"
A panel from a comic of Nancy and Sluggo. Sluggo is complaining about his job, which pays him in worms, and is holding a can of them as proof. Due to his accent, he pronounces the word as "woims".
A small force of Death Korps of Krieg infantry, painted with sandy yellow coats.
A meme image of the philosopher Confucius, rendered in the style of traditional Chinese art. The text says "Mmmm, no, very unwise", as if he is passing judgement on the subject matter of the preceding posts.
A small force of Fishmen for Warhammer: The Old World. The regiment is painted up as sanke koi carp (white, with orange and black speckling), and the leader is painted as a yamabuki ogon koi carp (gold all over).
A small Dark Elf force for Warhammer: The Old World, on frosty, snow-covered bases. The army is painted in blacks, blues, and purples, in keeping with the wintry theme.
Abraxas Malkhoroth, a cambion for Dungeons and Dragons. An imposing figure with bright red skin and black horns, resting a damascened greatcleaver on the cracked, fiery ground.
A meme wherein the narrator promises they won't form a perfect 256-man Macedonian phalanx, but then gets drunk and does so anyway. It is illustrated with a picture of a perfect 256-man Macedonian phalanx, with soldiers arrayed in a 16x16 formation, the front lines pointing their spears forward and the rear ranks covering the front ranks with their pikes.
A picture of Malkavian vampires from Vampire: the Masquerade. One is wearing a Norman-style helmet and underpants, and is bleeding into a cup; the other is pulling a strange expression as he kisses a fish. He must really like fish.
A small army of Fishmen for Warhammer: The Old World, with one Warshoal Leader (counts as Saurus Hero) and a unit of Carpies (counts as Saurus Warriors with spears and shields).
A dhampir looking suspiciously like Alucard from Castlevania, drawing his sword as he stalks through a blood-splattered hall.
A small Troupe of Eldar Harlequins, led by a Great Harlequin, moving forward in a blur of colors. Their outfits are black, white, and purple, with gold trimmings; their holo-fields are represented with pinkish-purplish iridescent nail-art flakes.
Xiom Metaphrax, my scratch-built Tech Priest Dominus, standing on a landing pad in front of his personal transport, a dirty old Arvus Lighter.
A clipped screenshot of Facebook's takedown request form, with the "I'm in this photo and I don't like it" option selected.
Bruce Willis is playing John McClane in the original Die Hard movie. He's crawling through a ventilation duct, face lit by his cigarette lighter, grumbling about his current situation. He is mimicking (presumably) his wife Holly, who invited him out to Los Angeles for Christmas, and grousing about how bad events have actually turned out compared to what he was expecting. "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs," he sulks. "Ugh."
An Eldar Avatar, the incarnation of Khaela Mensha Khaine, a living statue of burning wraithbone and molten metal.
A model that is extremely heavily inspired by Alucard from Castlevania, walking through candle-strewn catacombs, drawing an oversized estoc from his back. The estoc in Symphony of the Night was terrible, but this version of him seems to have no problems with it.
A collection of slimes for Dungeons And Dragons, made by squidging hot glue onto a base and applying several coats of gloss varnish.
The failure state of Granny's Garden on the BBC Micro: being caught by the evil witch. Her skin is cyan, her hat is magenta, she has green hair, and her nose and chin curl inwards so they almost touch each other. She used to open and close her mouth in a disturbing way that approximated talking, although the game had no speech and she just produced a series of scare-chords instead. The text box beneath her reads "Ha ha! Now I've got you! I will send you home at once."
I wasn't ready to feel such genuine love for every character in this story. (Except Jerry.) Wherever you look, Toby is already there waiting for you with puns and a grin. Flawless.
A big purplish fleshy blob with spines and tentacles and a nearly-central fluorescent green eye. Strange holes/craters/pores/orifices leak unidentified goo.
A small force of Eldar for Warhammer 40,000, paint in the blue-and-green colours of my homebrew Craftworld, Cas-Eilyth, the River of Sorrow.
A 2nd edition Warhammer 40,000 Imperial Psyker model, painted to represent the renegade Lord Varlak of Korsk II, the subject of the Battle Report in White Dwarf 187.
An image of Disney's Snow White with her nose and mouth pressed against a window pane, distorting her face into a strange, slightly pig-like expression. The word 'pakidge' appears next to her, implying she's waiting for a package delivery. This is the face I am making as I write this description.
A heavily converted Exodite Dragon Rider, made from bits of old Shining Spears, plastic Dire Avengers, High Elf horse rider legs, an old metal Dark Elf Cold One, Beastmen horns, and all sorts of random bits and pieces.
A Khornate Chaos Lord and a rank of Chaos Warriors, marching forth across a landscape of blackened, broken rock. They have red helmets and brazen armor, their banner strewn with chains, pelts, and the skulls of fallen foes.
Orinoco the Womble, as presented on his fandom Wiki page. He has off-white fur, a drooping snout and ears, and a red hat and scarf.
Madeline Kahn playing Ms. White in Clue (1985), describing flames on the side of her face.
A Warmachine Infernals army, painted in red, black, white, and brass. They stand arrayed on cracked, broken ground in front of some run-down houses from a village they've just sacked.
A small Leagues of Votann force, painted in the colours of the Lego Ice Planet 2002 Space theme.
Paimon, a demon sorcerer, levitates over the battlefield. He has sliced himself open, to better do divinations in his own entrails (don't worry, this is normal for demons) and one of his six hands is held aloft, tracing a sigil in the air in his own blood.
Phoenix Lord Maugan Ra.
A warband of the Court of the Seven-Headed Serpent for Trench Crusade. It is painted in a grimdark 'Blanchitsu' style, focusing on a Zorn color palette of black, white, red, and ochre. They look vicious and menacing, as befits a warband of Hell.
A model of a demonic sorcerer for Trench Crusade. It has six arms, a skeletal bull's head wreathed in fire, and is still functioning despite appearing to have ritually disembowelled itself.
A squad of Terminators from the warband of the Defiled, the sickly greens and purples of their armor contrasting with the shocking reds and pinks of their mutated flesh.
A small army of skeletons, standing in front of a bunch of other projects on my table in various stages of completion.
A screenshot from Nosferatu (1922) of their 'werewolf', which is actually a striped hyena
The ending screen to Repton 2, a 1985 game by Tim Tyler published by Superior Software. This is the freeplay version available on BBCMicro.co.uk
A Hysh-themed Seraphon Skink Priest, with yellow scales and deep blue celestite bangles and trinkets. Red and pink gems adorn his brown and regalia.
A photo of the first level of Goldeneye on the N64. James Bond has just shot an unlucky guard, and is about to bungee-jump off the Byelomorye dam.