David Darnes

@darn.es

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Senior Engineer working on Polaris at Shopify Previously: @zeroheight.com, Nord Design System, @ghost.org. Clients: Google, @buffer.com and @netlify.com. [he/him] https://darn.es https://designsystems.wtf #DesignSystems, #WebComponents & #Frontend

Piers Morgan famously saying “I want to die” on Twitter in 2012
SpongeBob smirking
Cliff Curtis sat looking at the sun in Sunshine
José Mourinho taking his headphones off with disgust
A card opened but with sick on it that reads: To Daddy Thank you so much for all you do everyday. We’re so grateful for you, proud of you, and pleased to call you daddy every day. Happy Father’s Day Love you so much from…
Thierry Henry looking gobsmacked
Britain's Best Service Station 45 min • Entertainment JB Gill explores the UKs best service stations and crowns the best pitstop.
Lisa Simpson presentation meme: All coffee shops should serve batch brew
Taxidermy’d fox looking tired while sitting on a chair
Me throwing my laptop out of the window
Paranoid expression while looking at their phone and smoking
Shrugging guy meme
Person glowing at a diner table
Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point
Entire party looking at you confused
Kid doing a selfie on Snapchat with the caption “feel like pure shit just want them back”
“20CTC017 YTVOD Caleb 4k Rough v02” 20th Century Studios
Island of Sodor
Lego Tahu cosplay minifig
“So no head” vine, someone smashes their phone on the ground and stamps on a skateboard breaking both items
Pouring filtered coffee into an orange cup which is basking in the spring sunlight alongside an uncut lawn
YouTube shorts preview card with the title “Bob Hamilton and his cool old Willys cam…”
Obadiah Stane yelling at a scientist in Iron-Man
Matilda, Dead Metal and Sir Killalot from Robot Wars
Google search, “can i jet wash a baby car seat”
iOS number pad showing red lined on either side to reveal the number buttons are not aligned centrally
3 of the said bulbs in their boxes
Pegman next to the Avengers Doomsday logo
Carl flicking through their photo album in ‘Up’
Assorted custom stickers from Robb with a little message
Bower logo, a flame bowerbird performing its sultry mating dance
Said devices in their boxes
Zach Galifianakis from The Hangover thinking hard as math equations fly by his head
Camembert being thrown into an oven
Me threatening leftovers with a knife
Iron-man suiting up scene
Gundams, custom Lego mechs and Lego speed champion sets
Home office setup including standing desk with stickers on the desk top itself
Visualisation of the people I talk with most on Bluesky
The gold aliens at the start of The Fifth Element
Me pouring a large bottle of “coffee shop recommendations” on you
Belgian bun acting as a head for a headless gingerbread man
BBC Global: The mystery of Europe's most famous bog bodies
Famous Geoguesser Rainbolt
Apple Music web interface via a web app with the inspector open, showing Web Components powering the song lyrics
Collage of Tom Cruise laughing
A clearly AI generated woolly hoodie with a beared person screaming from it with glasses on. Other jumpers shown below within a YouTube ad
iPhone pocket, a neon green bag for your iPhone made of a sock material
Mince pies
Winamp green head player with screen on forehead
I see a small apartment... I see you alone… and a lot of tokens… …jesus that's a lot of tokens
mephitic /mi'fitik/ adjective LITERARY (especially of a gas or vapour) foul-smelling; noxious. "the cloud of mephitic vapours lingered above our heads"
Ghost local development instructions. The local development url is localhost 2368
Neo learning intensely in The Matrix and then saying “holy shit”
Had covered in pin badges
Emoji looking character smirking and rubbing their hands together
Wallace wearing the wrong trousers being controlled by Feathers McGraw to steal a diamond
Sky news: King to pray with pope
Golf cart made to look like a yellow Camaro
Northern Lights Lego set with skinner serving steamed hams in front of it