Darrell Mast

@darrellmast.bsky.social

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Municipal Lawyer, Ottawa Senators fan. Loves tabletop RPGs and Puns, not necessarily in that order.

Picture of the rear of a black Nissan Kicks with the vanity license plate "NOTVALID"
A Google search "AI Overview" for a search on how to best grow Oregano. The text reads: "The trick to growing oregano is neglecting it slightly by providing full sun, poor-to-moderate well-draining soil, and infrequent watering. Follow these core rules detailed in the Farmer Bailey Oregano Growing Guide and Azure Farm Care Guide to keep your plants healthy." The part about "neglecting it slightly" is highlighted in the result.
Barnaby (yellow Labrador) and Ranger (orange cat) lounge together on a plaid pet bed, looking thoroughly disinterested.
My fairly brutal MS paint attempt to recreate the flag from the Simpson's "Kamp Krusty" with Daniel Aflredsson's face instead of Krusty the Clown's and the words "Koach Krusty" in letters made of logs.
Post on X from the Ottawa Senators official account on "X" with text "Giroux appears to be heading back to Palladium Frive, per literally us" followed by a picture with a man with a mocking look on his face between earlier "X" posts by David Pagnotta with the text "meanwhile...Claude Giroux is signing with the flyers" and @lalimesmartian with the text "Giroux appears to be heading back to Philly, per the streets" with the large text below "YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?"
Exterior of Chicago Vietnamese Restaurant "Pho Home".
Post by Maddy (@cowardlylyons.bsky.social) with the text "WTF" that shows a close up of a bizarre looking whispy hairball that appears to be attached either to Donald Trumps thinning hair or unkempt eyebrows.
Barnab (yellow lab mic) and Ranger (orange tabby) lying together on the bed.
A rainbow falls on the Belleville LCBO (Liquor Store)
Smoove B from "The Onion"
Barnaby (dog) and Ranger (cat) strike an over the shoulder pose for the camera as they cuddle on the couch.
A link to the Ottawa Citizen from my news feed, with a photo of Brady Tkatchuk during an Ottawa Senators game with a link to a story headlined "Family Struggles with Autism Services". There is a note at the bottom saying that it is generated with AI, which can make mistakes.
Donald Trump in front of a chart showing the expected path of Hurricane Dorian, during a white house briefing on September 4, 2019. The map has clearly been altered with a marker to show the path extending into Alabama, likely to match a tweet Trump had made 3 days earlier. The incident is referred to as "Sharpiegate".
A skydiving couch.
A case of lime flavored Bublé sparkling water beverage.
Barnaby the dog overjoyed in his Valentines heart costume.
Jason Spezza Jubilee Fine Jewelers commercial
Portrait of René Descartes by Pierre Michel Alix
Donald Gibb and Jean-Claude Van-Damme on the set of "Bloodsport"
Cousins ducks a check.
Barnaby the yellow labrador poses in front of a Christmas tree with dog antlers and a festive scarf.
The kind of Z shaped piece from Tetris.
Barney Gumble in Moe's bar, sitting at a barstool says, in the first frame "62 bucks? This better be the best cap ever" in the second frame, he is wearing the Sens spartacat flex cap, and saying "you got lucky".
Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades - The Onion https://share.google/HNn6MHTrwsHEjMCQQ
Photo from ABC7.com news with the banner: "happening now. Black Bear squeezes into crawl space. Homeowner says stubborn animal won't leave." The picture show basically what you would expect from that headline. i.e. a large black bear squeezed into a small basement window.
Photo of the McCrea family's tortoise she'll cat with a speech bubble saying "you can't keep meowt!"
Card from HockeyStatCards showing Thomas Chabot had a negative game score vs. San Jose Nov. 22 2025.
Sens lineup vs. San Jose, as posted on the hellsite but not here.
Top: Image of Barney Gumble from the Simpsons sitting at a bar with a shocked look and the caption "62 Bucks!? This better be the best cap ever!" Bottom: Image of Barney at the bar, wearing the Ottawa Senators 59Fifty Fitted Hat with the caption "You got lucky"
Steve Staios learns terrible news from an aide while reading stories to kindergarten class.
Linus Ullmark sitting at an office desk in full goalie gear in a black #35 Ottawa Senators jersey.
Dolph Lundgren as Ivan Drago in Rocky III
Simpson's character "Big Daddy" throws Ralph Wiggum at Chief Wiggum, P.I. and Principal Seymour "Skinny Boy" Skinner.
Barnabee (dog) and Ranger (cat) lounge on the couch.
Ranger (Cat) and Barnabee (Dog), nonchalant on the couch.
Tweet from January 30, 2021 that reads "Feel like we went from 'why did we sign this Zub guy?' to 'Zub is gonna save us, right?' Pretty fast"
Album cover for Bad Religion's "All Ages" album (1995, Epitaph Records). The cover features a collage of show posters, in a sepia tone, with the words Bad Religion in large red text at the center.
Barnabee, the yellow lab, mugs for the camera.
A screenshot of the head note of a recipe for "Chicken Shawarma Hotdish" from the Food Network Website. The recipe is courtesy of Zach Engel and Galit from food network magazine, is rated 5 stars with 1 review, and below the head note in italics says "Our pastry chef Mary, who's from Minneapolis, inspired this recipe, and I make it a few times every writer for f..." followed by a "show more" link that is not active in the screenshot.
A young Tom Green, wearing a Sens hat, in the video for "Check the OR" by Organized Rhyme.
Red climate change induced moon.
Pixelated shot of a person with long hair in the crowd at a hockey game, from behind, which kind of makes them look like a wookie.
Rep. Dan Bishop - former Congressman (R - NC) and current Deputy Director, OMB tweets on X: "Members of Congress and the Mayor of Newark committed an insurrection at a federal detention facility in New Jersey today. Worse than 9/11." at 5:22pm, 9 May 2025. At the time of this screenshot, the tweet has 344 thousand views, 1833 reposts, 176 quotes, and 8763 likes. A reply from "Gunther Eagleman" calls for "17-22 years each, no due process" a further Bishop reply says "Hunt them down".
Bottle of Glen Breton rare single malt whiskey next to my "Senators Fan Lives Here" sign.
Former Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien gives a thumbs up, holding a red pom-pom, wearing an Ottawa Senators "Senagoth" style jersey in the crowd at an Ottawa Senators playoff game in 2007. Photo Crdit Dave Sandford, Getty Images.
Picture of Joonas Korpisalo
Original post in the thread, showing the quoted post deleted.
Picture of my bluesky timeline with every post saying some version of "Tim Stutzle needs to shoot more."
Cover of the video game "Rolling Thunder" by Tengen for the Nintendo Entertainment System. Features a blonde man firing a gun forward with one hand and holding an unconscious woman in his other arm, set against a futuristic backdrop. Both wear futuristic clothing.
Picture of a meeting in the White House Oval Office between US President Donald Trump and Ukrainian President Zelensky in front of gathered media. Vice President JD Vance, who is sitting on a couch with Secretary of State Marco Rubio, appears to be speaking and gesturing with his hands, and others attention is turned towards him.
The "The More You Know" star swipe from 80s cartoons, but instead it says "I know too much," and the start has an anxious smile.
Bad Religion Recipe For Hate Album cover.