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a flag of 2:3 ratio, green field, a white dog with a yellow piece of bread in the mouth in the center, the dog has half the width of the field.
photo of sir alex guiness as obi wan "ben" kenobi from star wars a new hope only now realizing bill barr is still alive and not in prison yet
screenshot of a trump truth social post bragging about fixing the reflecting pool and blaming president biden for some fuckin reason date: March 3rd, 2026
a red hammer and sickle flag but with a yellow chicken head
the 'let them fight' meme from godzilla with ken watanabe saying 'let them fight' but instead it is ur friend darth the red panda saying let them fight
grandpa joe from willie wonka and the chocolate factory is the devil
photo of ted cruz making campaign calls for donald trump after trump insulted his wife and father publicly
two consecutive posts anil dash: if you thought this town fucking hated trump before yuh-line niou: I HATE YOU, TRUMP!
side view of the 90s pixel pikachu showing how flat it is to lie against your bag
a photo of a forlorn blue inflatable ball pit filled with cheery colored balls from the dashcon convention
doctor who wrote candidate trump’s first health report in five minutes while a limo waited to pick it up
screen shot from the game crimson desert showing a list of pets available in the game including a dog named potato a dog named frites a dog named tatertot and your friend darth the red panda
a screen shot from the game crimson desert showing a red panda being held by the scruff of its neck by a young woman wearing leather armour in front of a pile of potatoes that a man in leather armor is laboriously peeling for the cooking pot
a screen shot from the game crimson desert with a red panda sniffing a pile of potatoes
a screen shot from the game crimson desert showing a red panda staring at a pile of potatoes unmindful of the ominous pair of boots nearby
a screen shot from the game crimson desert showing a red panda and a dog wearing armour in front of a tent during a rainy day
a screen shot from the game crimson desert showing a red panda being held by the scruff of its neck by a young woman in leather armour against a blue sky with trees and clouds in the background
title card for Star Trek the Next Generation that just says “geordi…no” Over a starry outer space background above the star ship enterprise
screenshot of the baseball players in the 1994 japanese video game fighting baseball showing a blue screen with white text of the players names listed: Sleve McDichael Onsen Sweemey Darryl Archideld Anatoli Smorin Rey McSriff Glenallen Mixon Mario McRlwain Raul Chamgerlain Kevin Nogilny Tony Smehrik Bobson Dugnutt Willie Dustice Jeromy Gride Scott Dourque Shown Furcotte Dean Wesrey Mike Truk Dwigt Rortugal Tim Sandaele Karl Dandleton Mike Sernandez Todd Bonzalez one underrated aspect of this famous meme of names is not just that the company did not have an MLB license so could not use actual players but that most of the names are actually just modifications of actual baseball and hockey players of the time
a burger king logo generator with a cartoon burger on a yellow background with text that reads where are the fuckin fries and text that says i ordered fries above an image of two hands holding a burger with lettuce tomato pickles and onion but no fuckin fries in sight
screenshot of consecutive posts one with a terrifying cgi pig from animal farm and one just a ginormous bowl of grated cheese and the terrifying cgi pig looks like it is jumping into the ginormous bowl of grated cheese i guess u had to be there tbh
a cat wearing a metal helment and wearing a colorful bedroll on its back and a st bernard style keg on its chest looking up at the camera
a screenshot of a dog made in ascii
Screenshot of chats page on bluesky Chats Whoops! Upstream server responded with a 429 error Retry
screenshot of blue sky that simply says Error loading post Something went wrong. Please try again in a moment. Retry
screenshot of bluesky iPhone app Notifications page that says Forbidden with an exclamation point in a red circle
Chikorita is a small, quadrupedal Pokémon. It has a pale green body, a large head in proportion to the rest of its body, a pair of large eyes with red irises, and a stubby tail. Each of its short legs end in a single white nail. There are dark green buds around its neck and a large, green leaf on top of its head. Chikorita evolves into Meganium, based on Aptosaurus.
a crochet owlbear cub from dungeons and dragons lore a brown half bear cub half owl which is just as adorable as it sounds tbh
your friend darth the red panda shouting into an orange and white megaphone
a zoom in on one of the worst 99-0 senate confirmation approvals in history
your friend darth the red panda looking askance at the state of the world
spam in my mentions lol
your friend darth the red panda a red panda wearing a darth vader suit sitting in his hibernation pod sitting in a green meadow and slowly waking up after a long hibernation
snow falling softly on a white field with grogus metal egg from the mandalorian sitting on the snow and your friend darth the red panda a red panda in a darth vader suit hibernating the metal egg slowly closes for the season good bye
the 1997 poster for air bud the AIR BUD logo is in the classic gradient orange to yellow with an inset of a basketball with the five players putting their hands and paw on top of one another air bud the golden retriever is wearing a blue basketball jersey top and is dunking a basketball in the blue sky with some clouds in the back ground
a smol red panda looking up and then another smol red panda looking askance and then a porg from star wars screaming 'no! no!' like naomi wolf shouting at clarence bear wearing a mask to prevent the spread of covid
a vintage coin operated ride of a faded yellow and pale blue rocket ship with red and white checkered wings and fins and a red base that says space patrol in yellow text 10 cents and rocket launching platform and riding it is ur friend darth the red panda who needs 10 cents to leave this planet after being cursed with the ability to read
a uhaul truck with an ancestor of your friend darth the red panda emblazoned on the side the photo is #134 Venture A(cross) America Tennessee Unearthed Creatures Gray Fossil site a red banner proclaims one-way & in-town rentals while a green label says now only $19.95 with an asterisk (In-town) there is also a text box that says DID YOU KNOW... A surprising fossil discovery of an ancient Red Panda species is revealed at only one site in the world. What remains uncovered? Learn about more excavations at uhaul.com
the famous 'let them fight' meme with a screenshot of ken watanabe in godzilla standing outside watching the kaiju fight and saying sagely 'let them fight' but it is just ur friend darth the red panda enjoying the spectacle and saying 'let them fight'
an image of a baseball stuck in a wall the wall is two panels of a soft black material the white baseball has made a dent in the wall right at the seam of the two panels below the ball is a thin brown stripe that is the warning track below the warning track is a wider stip of green grass
a cute confused maltipoo dressed in a USPS outfit holding a priority mail box and wearing a cap
the ceo of meta wearing a pair of very thick rimmed black smart glasses just enjoying some personal time
a large white dog walks confidently into a room and suddenly gets a shocked look on its face with its tongue hanging out (possibly because it sees fuckin isaac chotiner sitting there with a note pad)
classic simpsons gif of Homer leaning over to embrace Marge saying “Marge my friend i haven’t learned a thing”
post in response to the uncertain tariff situation with overseas packages: original post: this really did fall by the wayside and yet is in fact fuckin nuts' quote: It's actually a little confusing to me that this is the discourse going around. I have to guess a lot of BlueSky doesn't realize how many Americans don't constantly receive overseas packages and literally haven't noticed any mail-related changes. This is kind of like a reverse-Cracker Barrel thing 2nd post: Not to brag, but I'm one of them. I haven't ordered much, and while of course I think all the tariffs are dumb, the mail thing has zero perceptible effect on me at this point, on a personal level. Even increased costs are hard to tease out from the general inflation right now.
blue sky screen shot from Bill Kuchman saying "Treasury Department considers minting a $1 Trump coin" quote posted by Adam Weinstein saying "Only the portrait of a deceased individual may appear on United States currency and securities." 31 USC 5114(b)
jd vance looking shocked at the new tariffs on his dating life
scene from the film willy wonka and the chocolate factory (1971) where willy wonka played by gene wilder tells granpa joe "GOOD DAY SIR" except it is ur friend darth the red panda a red panda in a willy wonka floral vest and cravat saying "I AM KEEPING THE ANKYLOSAURUS!"
the president of the united states at the UN standing on an escalator suddenly aware the escalator is not actually moving getty images credit: john moore (great shot john!)
your friend darth the red panda left behind sans clothes
homer simpson wearing an uncharacteristic blue suit and white shirt and tie wearing a pair of thick rimmed black glasses to make him appear awake and superintelligent he is drooling slightly
the classic 'this makes no sense' meme of darth vader standing in the ocean using a brita filter pitcher to fill a water bottle but instead of darth vader it is your friend darth the red panda a red panda in a darth vader outfit standing in the ocean using a brita filter pitcher to fill a water bottle
lindsey adlers good pup fisher peering out over the baseball stadium on opening day possibly not to scale
darth the red panda a red panda in a darth vader suit riding gamera a giant flying turtle with a young lad as they fly past the tokyo tower
a screen shot of apple books with the velvet knife and you are the detective by maureen johnson
john horgans pup reacting to the news with shock
the monorail guy from the simpsons lyle leland wigglesworth lanley a con artist and shyster who sold dubious monorails to several towns including springfield posted here for absolutely no reason
screen shot of the Jobs at Bluesky page on the Bluesky web page Open Positions Bluesky is an initiative to transition the social web from platforms to protocols. Join a nimble team developing and driving large-scale adoption of technologies for open and decentralized public conversation. Machine Learning Engineer Senior Software Engineer - Machine Learning Platform Business Intelligence Data Scientist Senior Communications Manager Potato Inspector & Legal Counsel for Dogs* Developer Relations Senior Go Developer - Trust & Safety Platform Weekend & Holidays Jerry* *might not be actual job openings at this time
your friend darth the red panda a red panda wearing half of a darth vader outfit the other half being no pants
WSJ headline: POLITICS: Tech CEOs Take Turns Praising Trump at White House Dinner Mark Zuckerberg, Sundar Pichai and Sam Altman salute president's leadership on innovation as industry seeks his favor (vomiting sounds in background oh wait that is just me)