Dashiell Bennett

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New Yorker raised in Michigan. Recovered Blogspot Reply Guy.

The West Harlem pilot was launched with 1,100 dumpsters in an area with no historic district designation, a set of protocols designed to protect the visual character of the streetscape. While they reduced reports of rats, they are limited as a case study. Once enacted, the Empire Bins will destroy the character of neighborhoods. We will have fewer cars and more dumpsters.
A screenshot from the Regal Cinema mobile app. It's the seat selection screen for a screening of spider man. Every seat is available except for one right in the middle that has been selected for purchase
A publicity still of Dallas Cowboy Legend Emmitt Smith but he's a wearing an Arizona Cardinals uniform
Babe Ruth in a Boston Braves uniform. He's sitting in the dugout holding two bats and looking wistfully out at the field.
PRESS RELEASE The Hague ranked the world's best city for quality of life The city retains the first place in the Numbeo Quality of Life Index 2026
Sources at Imax confirmed to Variety that many of the parts needed to build these specialized film projectors “simply no longer exist.” The original design files were created roughly half a century ago, but as Gelfond alludes to, they were never properly maintained. As a result, Imax no longer has a complete manufacturing blueprint — and much like the lost tribal knowledge of the Apollo-era spacecraft, very few engineers working today fully understand the systems.
Obsatz and I are speaking during the Great Dot Cake Craze of early June 2026. Seemingly out of nowhere, a Long Island bakery went viral for its heavily sprinkled, ASMR-friendly, single-serving cakes, and before long, hordes of young people persuaded by their algorithms to crave “cake in a cup” were lining up outside Butterfield, which had been stocking Dot Cakes unnoticed since September. “One day, I could get them every Friday night for my daughter, then the next week, I couldn’t get them,” says Obsatz.
The URL https://clickhole.com/which-one-of-my-garbage-sons-are-you-1825124556/ returns a "Connection timed out" error as Clickhole.com is inoperative
The World Cup final is not under any threat despite the air quality warnings in the area, sources have told ESPN. Health alerts have been issued by officials in New York and New Jersey after wildfires from Canada, which are impacting large parts of the northeastern U.S. But Sunday's final between Argentina and Spain at the MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey, is not concerning FIFA as the weather forecast improves, sources told ESPN.
A seating chart for IMAX 70MM screening of The Odyssey on August 10. It's fully booked except for the first two rows, where only a true psychopath would sit.
A "pausa de hidratacion" but it's Dr. Richard Kimble leaping off a dam into a raging river
A radar image of a severe thunderstorm bearing down on Midtown Manhattan
A man and a woman both wearing black ski masks high up on the spire of the ESB. The man is on his knees and appears to be proposing.
The Tigers lead the Yankees 4-0 in the bottom of the first. They hit 3 home runs already
The announcement provides the clearest timeline yet for the administration’s plans to remake East Potomac. It remains unclear how the proposed Sept. 1 construction date aligns with the environmental and regulatory review process federal officials have previously said would precede any major changes to the property, which is administered by the National Park Service.
Tom Petty dropping a sugar cube into a cup of tea that's bigger than his head
A photo of a mostly empty parking lot. On The right side of the image sits a bunch of green dumpsters. Way in the back is the entrance to a pedestrian tunnel created by scaffolding. The inside of the tunnel is dark and you can not see where it leads. At the entrance to the tunnel there's a single White piece of paper taped to a post that says "Vote Here". There is no other indication anywhere that a polling place or any other civilized establishment might be nearby
Mr. Martinez leapt out of his vehicle and knelt by her side. “I prayed with her,” he said in an interview. “I just held her hand and watched her go.” Her dog also died. When Ms. Lacey’s sister, Betty, learned of her death, she flew to the United States from Ireland. She wanted an open casket, following her family tradition. But her sister’s head was grievously misshapen. “The only part that looked like Margaret was her hands,” Betty said. The coffin was closed. Her funeral was held at a Catholic chapel in Denver, and Mr. Martinez was among the mourners. “May God bless you all, and I pray that you all will find peace,” he wrote in the condolence book. “I’m sorry.”
THE NBA CUP BEING LIFTED ALOFT TO ADORING FANS
"Shoe-in of the week"
A large crowd of soccer fans wearing yellow and green crowded on to the main traffic island in Times Square. In the middle, some one is waving a giant Brazilian flag
A chart showing the probability of advancing out of group play in the World Cup tournament. A team with 3 points and -1 goal differential still has a 92% chance of advancing.
A headline from The Athletic: "In greatest Knicks victory of all, James Dolan was the biggest winner"
"Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Cans"
On Monday, FIFA said in a statement: "FIFA is not involved in host country immigration processes, including visa adjudications, and has been informed by authorities that Mr Artan's status will not be changed at present. "In line with previous FIFA events, a host government ultimately determines who receives a visa and who is admitted into their country."
A quote from Scott Pelley in the New York Times: "I’m waiting to see who comes in and it’s Nick Bilton and one of Bari’s deputies. No Bari. People are a little shocked by this. As we’re standing in there, Nick makes his way to the front of the room and does something absolutely jaw-dropping to me. He pulls out his phone and begins reading a statement off his phone in a room full of 50 heartbroken people."
A message from AllMusic. the subject line reads: New Music This Week - Modest Mouse, Death Cab for Cutie, Of Montreal and more.
A screen shot of AMCtheaters.com. The entire site has been replaced with queue system. It says "You are now in line" and the wait is 43 minutes. To buy movie tickets.
A StubHub listing for Game 4 of the NBA Finals at Madison Square Garden. 1 ticket in row A or Section 6D (behind the Knicks bench) has an asking price of $159,914
Mr. Ahmadinejad was injured on the war’s first day by an Israeli strike at his home in Tehran that had been designed to free him from house arrest, the American officials and an associate of Mr. Ahmadinejad said. He survived the strike, they said, but after the near miss he became disillusioned with the regime change plan. Y
A screen shot from SpaceX's S-1 filing with a paragraph arguing that humans must move to a second planet to survive. The accompanying image is an "Artist Visualization of Life Of Mars" but it's just a still from the John Carter movie
The call the ambulance but not for me meme, but it's the New York Knicks
Phil Hartman as the host of a game show on SNL. The closed caption reads: "Lane, I know this isn't the way you wanted to win."
It's Star Wars Day at Citi Field and Mr. Met is wearing a crudely made Mandalorian helmet
The first song I ever streamed on Spotify in 2011 was Here Comes The Hammer, by MC Hammer
Deadly Fungal Storms Sweeping The US. Valley Fever cases surge beyond the Southwest as climate change creates perfect conditions for airborne spores.
A image of a Truth Social post. It's Trump's face superimposed over a chart of the S&P 500, with a speech bubble that says "Another All Time High 7,401+"
A photo of a full English Breakfast: a plate with two fried eggs, a sausage, two rashers, toast, and in the middle, a ramekin of baked beans
A push alert from the StubHub app. It reads "One win away! Cheer the New York Knicks on as they look to clinch the series." And it includes an emoji of a hockey stick and puck