Peter

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Awww, it's a pity.

My cat, Frankie
Yours truly looking grizzled and sipping from a mug with the logo of the pop group The Fall from c. The Wonderful and Frightening World of The Fall on it.
"NOW LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE" done on the NOW logo generator thing.
Yours truly drinking a pint.
The Scotland football badge featuring a rampant red lion surrounded by thistles and the words "Scotland Est 1873"
Two soldiers try to roll a grenade subtly into a room but it hits the doorframe and rolls back at them.
Some soldiers try to launch a mortar and it plops pathetically about a foot away from the launcher and they all panic and run away.
Film poster: The Last Voyage of the Demeter
Film poster: The Phoenician Scheme
Me outside a chippy.
A load of Bullseye "Bully" bull plushies arranged a bit like all the aliens in the arcade grabber in Toy Story.
My cat, Frankie. She does not, it's fair to say, look particularly burdened by the number of thoughts in her head.
Album cover: Tom Waits - Swordfishtrombones
Blackheath, London, grass dead as far as the eye can see.
Album cover: Hips and Makers by Kristin Hersh
Your scary lad out of Pan's Labyrinth with eyes in his hands. Importantly for this joke he's awful gummy.
Drawing of trojan horse on wheels in standing position
Fabric with screen print image of a a cat about to attack a rat with the slogan, "CIVIC DUTY - STOP FASCIST VERMIN"
Roy "Chubby" Brown with a speech bubble indicating he's saying the quoted post.
Film poster: Sinners
Me in my winter coat, on a train.
Crossword clue from The Guardian yesterday, 7 Down - Bile in funny jokes? (3-6) Google ai confidently proclaiming the answer to be GAG SICK even though that's the wrong amount of letters. The actual answer is ILL-HUMOUR.
Film poster: Us
Film poster: Get Out
Your wee lass from Assault On Precinct 13 with her ice cream, "I wanted vanilla twist."
A product on a shop shelf, Wooly Tumblers Dryer Balls
Film poster: Nope
Sadiq Khan posts "To every trans Londoner: this city is yours too. Today we celebrate London Trans+ Pride and reaffirm a simple truth: you should be free to live as yourself, without fear or prejudice. You are loved. You are wanted. You belong here."
Screenshot from Kurosawa's Dreams, "An angry fox came looking for you."
My cat, Frankie, looking very satisfied.
Me and my cat
The Queen consulting her magic mirror by Frances Tipton Hunter (1905).
Evil queen from Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
PNE fans, many in bowler hats, away at Charlton Athletic
A "DICKHEAD" headband. A headband with the bottom end of a dildo on one side and the top on the other so the wearer looks like a dildo has penetrated right through their head.
My cat, Frankie. A black and white, angular photo.
Film poster: Stop Making Sense
Your lad out of Night of the Living Dead, "they're coming to get you, Barbara!"
In Spotify's "SongDNA" feature for a Pet Shop Boys song, it correctly identifies the Pet Shop Boys as the main artist, then Chris Lowe, writer (+2 more) but the photo of Chris Lowe is of some other musician called Chris Lowe and who is, to the most untrained eye, obviously not the guy out of the Pet Shop Boys.
Tony Robinson looks happy
Patrick Troughton in The Omen (1976) skewered.
No, it's a fad that popped up in American academia and then spread through the internet in the first quarter of this century, infecting every country it touched. It is like an airborne AIDS, and it has been the worst disaster for gay people since that disease
DİKKAT KIRILIR!
Engraving of two luddites smashing up factory looms with big hammers.
My cat, Frankie
Predator Badlands
Farsi poster for Abbas Kiarostami's Through The Olive Trees.
Ben Kingsley ranting in Sexy Beast.
Film poster: Superman (2025)
Film poster: Koyaanisqatsi
Lenin quoted as saying, "you look for the person who will benefit and, uh, uh... you know what I'm trying to say."
Mirror selfie- I'm wearing a fred perry polo shirt and PNE shorts
An envelope where the featuring 6x 14p stamps commemorating the wedding of Charles and Di and 1x 9p silver jubilee stamp.
Them daft robot coppers in THX-1138
An elderly Homer Simpson says, "Mmm, Soylent Green."
Ginger cat lounging on a pavement.
The Two Ronnies "Four Candles" sketch
People having fun at the seaside with ice creams
Night sky diagram showing how to find the Pleiades.
Film poster: Children of the Revolution