Dasslothman

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A still image of Kaylin Mahoney, a white femme presenting person with two toned blonde and brown hair, on the set of Dropouts Make Some Noise. Wearing a PA headset and looking concerned and fearfully into the camera while holding a sign that says "Nerd Butt Stuff". Next to them is a directors chair with a white sheet of paper and a drawing in red colored pencil of a slightly anthropomorphic rabbit. The rabbit is standing on two legs, eyes are forward on the head, and it has two human breasts.
A print of a happy pug with a big handlebar mustache, with a white mug patterned with blue friendly looking dragons being held in front of it. The mug is from Paola's Pixels.
An image containing a large variety of water type pokemon from across all generations. With the text WATER above them in the style of the type block from the pokemon games and a banner beneath them that says water type pokemon with a white pokeball on each end of the sentence.
An edited version of the original image of the Garfield balloon with the caption "ah here he comes that song of a gun, that cat, that Garfield, that gigantic thing" This edit has the text above the Garfield balloon ordered to say "ah gigantic Garfield"
A courtroom scene from Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law with Judge Hiram Mightor; a muscular white man with curved horns wearing a white judge's wig, black robe and black mask, says "State your first name, your last name, and occupation." Then in a wider shot Judge Hiram Mightor is next to a man in a full green suit with goggles over his eyes, this man is responding to Mightors prompts with, "Lizardman, Lizardman, and lizardman."
Close up photo of a crochet mushroom. A white stalk and underside to the cap, with two black plastic eyes in the center of the stalk. The top of the cap can be partially seen, it is a dark red color.
Super Shredder 1B Legendary Creature - Mutant Ninja Human Menace Whenever another permanent leaves the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Super Shredder. "I have molded myself into perfection, Hamato. Look upon me, and know fear."
A landscape picture of a brown and white cow standing in the surf at a beach, staring ahead at the ocean. The sky is gray and cloudy, the mood of the image is despondent. I am the cow in this moment. I am despondent staring at the vast ocean.
A picture of me, a large white man with a beard wearing a purple shirt and baseball hat with a large smile, posing with Ben Brode after the Commander at Home....at Magiccon live game
A picture of me, a large white man with a beard wearing a purple shirt and white shorts, posing with prolific actor and Table Top Jocks host Joseph Johnson at Magiccon
Me, a large white man with a beard, wearing a purple button down shirt and a white pair of knee length shorts standing in front of a large sign that says "Magic Con Atlanta 2025". I am posing similarly to Will Smith showing off Jada Pinkett Smith.
A box of Fishwife Sardines with Hote Pepper. A highly decorated box, a pastel blue background with a number of drawings of small fish, flowers, and hot peppers decorating it. In the center is the Fishwife logo, a woman smoking a pipe with a large flame coming out of it and balancing a basket of fish on her head.
A drawing of a blue heron with it's neck receded, in a style reminiscent of medieval marginalia art. Its one visible eye is wide and giving off the feeling of internalized panic. The caption next to the bird is between two pairs of stars and reads "i'm about to crash the fuck out"
An open can of sardines on a white plate beneath a yellow bordered white box. The box depicts a sardine, a small fish with a blue back, a line of dots from its gills down towards the tail, and a yellow and white underbelly. The brand of sardines is Matiz, they are wild sardines with lemon essence in oil.
A close up picture of a can of sardines. The art of the can shows two white men dressed as chefs, each has a shield, one is blue with a white fish and the other is white with an orange fish, and a baton of some kind. They are fighting each other with big smiles on their faces while standing on platforms over a canal. Behind them are boats and buildings. The border of the can is a gingham pattern of red and white squares. The text says "La Sardine Au Beurre, Persillade" on top, this is french for sardines with butter and parsley. The bottom text says "Sarines with butter, garlic and parsley. Net wt 4.05oz (115 g)"
A ham and swiss cheese puff pastry with sautéed spinach, onion and, garlic. A golden brown pastry on baked parchment paper on a tray in a kitchen. The pastry is decorated with lines running left to right then others going right to left to create a diamond pattern on it.
A saucepan with several well browned hand made meatballs simmering in a homemade bolognese sauce on a white stove.
Two glass mason jars with metal screw top lids. The jar on the left has cucumbers cut into spears with dill, black pepper corns, sliced and minced garlic and, slices of birds eye chili. The jar on the left has the same assortment of ingredients, except the cucumbers are cut into discs. Each jar is filled with a brine solution of water, white vinegar, salt and sugar.
Comedian Josh Johnson on an episode of Game Changer saying "You never read the dictionary horny?"
A video of a static image of Krenko, Mob Boss. A Magic the Gathering card with art by Karl Kopinski. The audio in the video is the instrumental music for the song Seasons of Love from the musical rent, but the lyrics have been changed to be as if Krenko, who is a goblin that can make more goblins in the game, is singing about these goblins. The lyrics are 525,600 goblins 525,600 sharp little teeth 525,600 goblins Each goblin has, just so many teeth They'll bite you, and stab you And throw another goblin at you Every goblin, has no survival instinct 525,600 goblins All these goblins, and not a single brain cell
Line work graffiti of a rabbit with a kind eye and sparkles around it. Written above the rabbit is "Everything is temporary. Change is a child of time." Below the rabbit is "Embrace her, or be left behind." The rabbit has blue paint underneath it unevenly, leaving some white patches on it as well. The artist has signed it 'Goblin'
Matthew McConaughey from True Detective stressfully and aggressively inhaling on a lit cigarette. His face is of intense focus and worry, wide eyed and tense muscles in his neck and face.
A drawn image from the wikihow article on "How to Skank" showing a white man in a dance room, with wooden floors and mirrored walls. The man is wearing a t shirt and jeans, as well as a backwards baseball hat. He has one leg raise with a bent knee, both arms raised above his head which is angled downward looking at the raised foot.
A black and white photo on the left hand side of the image shows a young Charles Darwin. Balding, large sideburns/mutton chops for facial hair. Wearing a Victorian style suite and shirt. On the right hand side of the image is the quoted text "I hate a Barnacle as no man ever did before." - Charles Darwin. He hated the animal so for it was incredibly difficult for him to properly classify amongst other animals, and, as such, had to spend an inordinate amount of time studying them. Intimacy may develop loathing.
An adult pair of Canada Geese standing in a parking lot with four goslings laying on the asphalt in front of them. There is a lake behind them, and a puddle next to the goslings and the sidewalk beside them.
A well seasoned cut of steelhead trout, a pink flesh fish. Plated next to roasted cuts of sweet potato. The fish is seasoned with salt, lemon pepper, garlic powder and, onion powder. Cooked in a pan with butter, two minutes skin side up and six minutes skin side down. The sweet potatoes are coated in avocado oil and seasoned with salt, black pepper and, garlic powder. Then roasted in the oven at 425 for 20 minutes tossed halfway through.
David Levinson, character from Independence Day played by Jeff Goldblum
Screenshot of music app Tidal playing the song "Waiting for My Real Life To Begin" by Colin Hay
A wood burning of a frog with fairy wings on a circular cut of wood, with a string through the top to allow it to hang as an ornament. Art by Mfritz
Matthew McConaughey from True Detective stressfully and aggressively inhaling on a lit cigarette. His face is of intense focus and worry, wide eyed and tense muscles in his neck and face.
Matthew McConaughey from True Detective stressfully and aggressively inhaling on a lit cigarette. His face is of intense focus and worry, wide eyed and tense muscles in his neck and face.
A screenshot of my ranking in standard ranked Magic the Gathering: Arena. I am, at the time of screenshot, Mythic top 85%.
Screenshot of music app Tidal playing the song "Joey" by Concrete Blonde
A bearded white man in a car wearing glasses and facing/talking to the camera. The top part of the picture says "Kill them with kindness." The bottom shows the same man but the image is blurred as if to be zooming in on him with great speed. The man's hand is up and his first finger is pointed up. He is speaking with intent saying "BUT KILL THEM"
a small mason jar with butter milk in it, sits next to a white ramekin filled with homemade butter on a grey speckled counter top.
A stack of 25 Magic the Gathering booster packs. The stack is in the foreground, behind it is an assortment of Magic the Gathering items, dice, cards and an unthemed water bottle.
Mark Bonanno from Australian comedy group Aunty Donna with an incredulous expression asking the question "Are you asking that because you're the fascist?"
A magic the gathering card. An island, source of blue mana. The art is in psychedelic colors and hues. It is supposed to be a small island in the middle of a river, however with the rainbow gradient it resembles a vagina instead. Comparisons may be drawn to a Georgia O'keeffe painting.
Colonel Roy Campbell and Snake from Metal Gear Solid in a comms box. "Have you ever trusted a fart too much, and ended up shitting your pants in Target? That's what it feels like to drive a Ford."
A small cup filled with a golden colored white tea next to a small tea pot with loose leaf tea. Both on a green cloth.
A ball of tea leaves inside a small teapot on a green cloth.
A large, bearded white man in a red shirt, in foreground of picture. Background is St. Patrick's Cathedral.