Francis

@datafran.bsky.social

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Believe it or not, I am doing my best. He/him.

A handwritten sign on a door. Written in black sharpie on pink paper, it reads "I'm sorry but Toddler Drumming is canceled today Please come in and check out the Holiday Market though."
The "Unc Test" with an Unc Score of 9, and a Youth Score of 91. It says that I am "Youth Coded" and that "You're tapped in. The aura is uncooked. Keep doing whatever you're doing."
A snail on a rock wall. The snail's shell is yellow, and the snail itself is stretched out of its shell, climbing vertically up the wall.
An innocent cactus that Yzma poured the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison, into, turning it, as it is wont to do, into a llama.
A garter snake living her best life, surrounded by pink flowers.
An image of a panel from a Superman comic picturing Bizarro World! A cubical planet where Bizarro lives. The text caption reads "Far out in space there exists the goofiest planet in the entire universe... The square Bizarro World! It is the home planet of the pathetic, stupid, Bizarro creatures who are imperfect duplicates of Superman and his friends..."
A photo of the XTEInk X3, a tiny 3” ebook reader, held in the hand and displaying the cover of “Young Miles” by Lois McMaster Bujold.
The title card of the 1990 computer game “The Secret of Monkey Island”.
A pile of Japanese Knotweed shoots in a white sink, unwashed.
The same image as the original post, but with a Dark Souls style health bar added. The name of the boss is "Bird???"
A photo of an extremely ridiculous dog laying on his back on a gray blanket, hips splayed, he wants you to draw him like one of your French girls.
A photo of an American Woodcock sitting on the ground in some underbrush that is exactly the same color as the bird.
A photo of an American Woodcock sitting on the ground in some brush.
The first page from The Ultimates #21 by Deniz Camp, Pere Pérez, et al. In large block letters: ULTIMATES HANDBOOK Under that: A revised Revolutionary Manual In smaller text under that: This is an evolving document and collective work, with contributions from millions. The time for talk and peaceful protest is past. Power concedes nothing without a demand. So make the demand.
A photo of a seal screaming at some penguins. Above the seal it says "my dog", above the penguins it says "people just trying to exist."
A three panel comic strip written and drawn by Kate Beaton Panel 1: A woman reaches through a window grabbing a man's wrist. Woman: "Let me in" Man: A GHOST!" Woman: "Let me IN" Panel 2: Zoomed in slightly on the woman, now frowning. Woman: "LET ME IN!" Man: "Never" Woman: "Fine - well if you see Heathcliff-" Panel 3: Woman: "Tell him I've just popped round to keep haunting him forever, intertwining our souls - He'll know what you mean - same old same old" Man: "Inter... twining. Ok."
One stick, two sticks, two sticks, one stick with one stick laying down.
A self portrait by comics artist Sal Buscema.
A photo of the back of a flatscreen TV with an LED strip running along the edge.
A still from the TV show "You're The Worst" showing Gretchen, played by Aya Cash on the left, and Jimmy, played by Chris Geere on the right.
Three texts from said mom, spoken over the dead body of her son: “It takes at least 3 days before they trust it” “After you fill it” “Filling it was a good start”
A text message chain. Me: "I think this bird feeder is broken, birds have not come" My own mother: "Did you fill it?" Me, recently deceased: "YES MOM I FILLED IT"
A very silly dog with his ears piled on top of his head in a very silly way.
A can of sardines in oil, in a cast iron pan, with a paper towel on top, lit on fire.
A photo of a young, dapper Jack Kirby in a pinstripe suit with a cigar in his mouth.
A photo of a garter snake, coiled up in the autumn leaves.
A Dark Souls meme saying “Sources Cited”.
A page from Kate Beaton’s “Ducks”. Five panels, in panel 1 we see Kate’s feet on the beach at the edge of the water. In panel 2 we see a wave wash over her feet. In Panel 3 we see a zoomed out image of the shoreline, beautiful and calm, wild and undeveloped, Kate is still standing at the shore, dwarfed by the landscape. In panel 4 we see Kate looking up and shielding her eyes against the sun with her arm. In panel 5 we see her perspective, a seagull crossing the disc of the sun.
the classic sickos.jpg, but with a gundam head.
An image from the end of R.E.M.'s music video for "Losing My Religion". Near the end of the Buck, Mills and Berry stand backs to the camera behind a book with large white wings extending from the sides. Stipe crouches in the foreground, head turned towards the book.
A Six panel comic from XKCD: In the first five there is a stick figure speaking, in the last panel there is a door slightly ajar. Panel 1 "Public Service Announcement: The right to free speech means the governbment can't arrest you for what you say. Panel 2 " It doesn't mean that anyone else has to listen to your bullshit, or host you while you share it. Panel 3 "The 1st Amendment doesn't shield you from criticism or consequences. Panel 4 "If you're yelled at, boycotted, have your show cancelled, or get banned from an internet community, your free speech rights aren't being violated. Panel 5 "It's just that the people listening think you're an asshole," Panel 6 "And they're showing you the door."
A framed print of David Mack’s cover for Daredevil #22.