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Kim: So you're saying she's not competition Ling: listen you little mongoose. From the moment I met you it was like... Seeing my own species for the first time. You were more alive in a prosthetic body than a natural one. Just like me Kim taking Ling's hand: And you think "Oh, that's what I am." Ling: "I was never a monster" Kim leaning in for a kiss: "There's someone else like-"
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Dumbing of Age 6 panel strip dated March 1st 2016 Illegible word bubbles: squiggly lines that look like words Joyce: Yawwn Carol: I don't like Becky here under our roof l, Hank. I don't. Hank: Carol, Joyce is stronger than that. We raised her stronger. She's not going to-- Carol: Not going to what, Hank? Rebel against her elders? Be seduced by unbelievers and Lesbians? That's why we took our kids out of school to begin with. Hank: John went to public school, and he's fine. Carol: That was 20 years ago. But the time josh was born-- Hank: All I'm saying is we squeeze too hard and we create another Jordan situation. Carol: We created that by NOt squeezing hard enough. I want her away from that campus Hank.
Dumbing of Age 5 panel strip dated February 13th 2016 Joyce: Mom! Becky: Hey, Mrs. Brown Carol: Rain check on the hug! I don't want the food to char. Joyce: You finish up, I will set the table. Carol: Can you really be sure you're. Lesbian at your age, and is it worth your father being in prison? Becky: Well, there's a danged icebreaker.
Dumbing of Age 5 panel strip dated February 6th 2016 Hank: You okay driving still? Are you tired? Becky's out like a light Becky: Z Joyce: I'm good. She's always been able to sleep anywhere. Hank: is that a wrist brace? Joyce: Yeah. I think they said it's sprained a little from.. from punching Mr. MacIntyre in the face. Hank: Oh. They say you're not supposed to live vicariously through your children but.. it's okay just this one time, right? Becky: Z
Dumbing of Age 6 panel strip dated February 5th 2016 Ruth: Look, I'm-- I'm not trying to get rid of you. I don't want you to go. I NEED you. I do. But I can't let Mary win this. I can't. Billie: so this is actually really about spite, huh? It's always about spite. Well I'm into that. Let's yank the carpet from under her. Was... Was that a smile for me? Ruth: no, I just... I just really like spite.
Dumbing of Age 5 panel strip dated January 30th 2016 Joyce: S-so... You're... Hank: Yes. I'm okay with Becky. I've known her almost as long as I've known you. She's... She was a good kid. And if you still think so, then I trust you that she still is. What you said a few weeks ago, at the fountain... I've been praying on it a lot. The Lord's been telling me to listen to you more. You're a woman now. There's just going to be some things you're going to understand better than me. And I should have the humility to follow your lead on them... So who's that Becky's saying goodbye to? Joyce: That's Dina, her girlfriend! Hank: Yeah. I'm going to... nod and smile a lot until I find enough humility.
Dumbing of Age 5 Panel Strip Dated January 29th 2016 Hank: I'm so glad to see you Becky. Becky: Heh heh aw, thanks Mr. Brown. Don't s'pose you got room for one more on your trip home? Hank: Oh! Oh, of course. ALWAYS, of course! Becky: Yay! Road Trip! Hank: I'll call your mom and give her a heads up. Joyce: To make more dinner? Hank: To prepare her for that haircut.
Dumbing of Age 6 panel strip dated January 26th 2016 Ruth: Do you really have to antagonize her, of all people? you should know better. Carla: Look. Everyone else here gets to act the role of asshole to their heart's desire. Just cuz I'm trans shouldn't mean I have to be that perfect girl. Ruth: Yeah. Okay. You're right. I should have... I should've stood up to her for your sake. But... you have to understand... Carla" You do whatever you want. I'm used to being everybody's acceptable losses.
Dumbing of Age 5 Panel Strip Dated January 21st 2016 Ruth: Mary. Mary you will not talk to her that way, or-- Mary: Or what? Exactly what leverage do you have over me? Ruth: I'm your R.A. Ignorant Dumba-- Mary: And you're a TERRIBLE R.A. I know the things you do. Your... fraternizations. and while you're busy defiling the cheerleader, perverted vagrants have moved in illegally right under your DAMNED NOSE. Ruth: Wh-what? Mary: This place is a circus. So I'm more than willing to take this conversation down to the residence manager if you're so concerned about my language. Or you can WALK AWAY.
Dumbing of Age 5 Panel Strip dated January 20th 2016. Carla: So, Crankypants, where we going? Mary: You'll see. Carla: Spoilers, please! Mary: I'm escorting you to the BOYS' wing where you actually BELONG. Carla stops hopping. Mary: Huh. Silence. Ruth: Oh, I guarantee that was the calm before the mother fucking storm.
Dumbing of Age 6 Panel Strip Dated January 8th 2016 Dorothy: There it's done. All our marital responsibilities sorted out. I'm good at folding, you like to vacuum.. Joyce: Yeah I feel really good about it. Dorothy: You know, it can be this way too with differently-sexed couples. I--I'm your friend. I feel like i should point that out. Joyce: Stop trying to change me. Dorothy: R-right. I'm--I'm sorry. I just... nevermind. Joyce: I'm seeing my parents soon and.. and I've changed enough.
Dumbing of Age 6 panel strip Dated January 6th 2016 Dorothy: Is... Is that what the bible actually says about marriage? Joyce: It's just a difficult passage. It sounds bad until you read all of it in context. Husband and wife are equal. They just have different roles. The Husband's job is to protect and cherish his wife, and the wife's job is to accept the decisions her husband makes. Dorothy: That's... not equal. One person is literally the boss of the other person. Joyce: it's not like that. I just didn't explain it right. Dorothy: I mean it's a moot point anyway. Neither of us is a husband, we're both wives. Joyce: Oh. Right! Then I guess it probably makes sense to designate our marital duties based on individual strengths.
Dumbing of Age 5 Panel Strip Dated January 5th 2016 Walky: Hello "Wife" Joe: Hello Dingus. Dorothy: Hello "Wife"? Joyce: Hi. Joe: Okay. So this assignment's obviously a trap, right? She's seeing if we divvy up the responsibilities according to traditional gender roles. Walky: Okay Pumpkin. Joe: We have to make sure we distribute everything between us equally. Dorothy: Okay, so I'll draw a line down the middle of this sheet of paper, and we can sort out who's in charge of what. Joyce: Lemme see if I can recall Ephesians 5. "But as the church is subject to Christ, so let the wives also be to their husbands in everything" So. I dunno. You figure this out , and I'll just watch or whatever.
Dumbing of Age 5 panel Strip Dorothy: Hey! Walky: Hey! Dorothy: How was math? Walky: S-Same as always. Joyce: Hi Dorothy. Dorothy: Joyce! Um, uneventful trip over here, hopefully? Walky didn't run off? Joyce: I'm fine. Walky: She smiled a bit there when you hugged her. That's progress. Dorothy: yeah. Walky: Yer prolly gonna have to bang 'er. Dorothy:... You think that'd work?
Dumbing of Age 5 panel strip dated December 2nd 2015 Becky: I promise you, Joyce. I'm not readin' this just to yank yer chain. I'll hopefully be takin' this course next semester, an' I gotta get a leg up where I can. Joyce: It's not right. Becky: So evolution maybe probably definitely happened. What's the big deal? It doesn't contradict nothin' important. Joyce: Original Sin, Becky. before Adam and Eve disobeyed God in teh garden of eden, there was no sin, no pain, no death. There's no room for evolution in a world where nothing can die! And if humanity isn't the cause of sin and pain and death. If it existed before us. We didn't unleash it then. GOD DID. And if that's true then everything. Everything. EV-ER-Y-THING I've ever known. Everything we've been taught, is a GODDAMNED--... a goddamned lie
Dumbing of Age 5 panel strip dated November 27th 2015 Billie: Feeling better today? Ruth: Eh Billie: Gonna take a shower? Ruth: Eehhhh Billie: Whatever here's a clean shirt Ruth: Ehhhh Billie: Your stuff to do list is piling up. I've organized it for you. Ruth: ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Billie: C'Mere Ruth now in a ponytail: EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Dumbing of Age 6 panel strip dated November 24th 2015 Joyce: hello? Mom? Carol: oh my God, sweetie. Are you okay? Joyce: Y-yeah. I'm okay. Carol: that... I saw the news. But didn't want to think he'd actually... That's awful. And I'm sorry. Joyce: Yeah. Thanks, mom. Carol: Do you need anything? Do you want me to come down? Joyce: N-No that's fine. We're fine. Yeah. Carol: bless his soul. But at least he thought he was doing the right thing. Right? I mean, put yourself in his shoes. He's... He was just worried about his daughter. I would die for you, Joyce. I would die for you.
Dumbing of Age 4 panel strip dated November 11th Dorothy: I got your text asking guy Amazi-Girl, and y'know I thought heh maybe somebody drew a bunch of dingdongs on everything again. Becky: hey what what what? Dorothy: but-- but then there was news of the gunshot and then the car wreck and... What if something happened to you? You-- you probably noticed I've... I've been avoiding you. And it was totally the alcohol at the party. And it made you so upset. So... So righteously upset. And so I was afraid to talk to you but what if that-- what if that was the last thing we did together? I'm so happy you're safe and I can say I'm sorry. And I am sorry. Becky: aw c'mon you two. If you're gonna be all super gay at each other at least loop me in. Dorothy: I am glad also that you're okay, Becky. Becky: I said super gay. That's not even Republican national convention gay.
Dumbing of Age 5 panel strip dated November 10th 2015 Dorothy: Joyce! Omygod, Joyce your wrist! Joyce: oh this? I'm fine. This is just from punching Mr. MacIntyre really hard. Becky. Punched him so hard he landed in a pile of cops two floors up. Dorothy: Oh, jeez Joyce. I've been so worried. I'm so relieved. Becky: also Joyce totally swore! Joyce: I said "damnit" a bunch. Dorothy: HOLY SHIT, ARE YOU OKAY?!
Dumbing of Age 5 Panel Strip dated November 6th 2015 Joyce: God Damn you! GOD DAMN YOU! Becky: Whoa. Whoa! Joyce, No! It's Over! Everyone's okay. We're all alive. It's-it's stopped now. We don't need to hurt nobody. It's all over Joyce: I hate everything. Becky: Everythin'? Joyce: No. I miss... Home. Being home. The way home use to feel. Because every time Home shows up here. I like home a little less.
Dumbing of Age 4 Panel Strip Dated November 5th 2015 Joyce: BECKY! Becky: Joyce! Holy poop, you came after me! Toe Dad: Joyce, Stand back. You're young. You don't understand a father's duty towards his family. And God has giving me the Strength to-- Joyce throws a Haymaker and knocks Toe Dad off his feet: POW!
Dumbing of Age 3 Panel Strip Dated November 3rd 2015 Amazi-Girl: Losing-- Losing my-- Gri--!!
Dumbing of Age 7 Panel strip dated November 2nd 2015 Amazi-Girl: Back in the car! Someone needs to Steer this thi-- Toe Dad: C-Can't-- Lord have mer-- Amazi-Girl: Damnit. Grab Hold! -tosses Toe Dad a rope wrapped around her forearm. Becky! BEEECKY! Grab the wheel! Becky: T-Tryin' Seatbelt's too tight-- I can't-- Amazi-Girl: Grabs the wheel and TURNS with all her might: NNNNYEEARRRGH!
Dumbing of Age 7 panel strip dated October 29th 2015 Amazi-Girl hits the windshield of a car: WHUMP! Car's tires: SKREEEEEEEEE Becky: N-No. No no no Toe Dad hits Becky: How DARE you touch me. Becky: Ow! Toe Dad: I am your father. Your FATHER. I have been slack in my role. But No longer. I will restore my household. Any more of your "friends" tries to stop me. I will put them in HELL where they belong.
Dumbing of Age 6 panel strip dated October 24th 2015 Joyce: S-Sal? Sal: Hey Joyce. Got to my bike, heard a gunshot back this way, an-- Joyce: SAL! Becky's Dad. He found her. Held us at gunpoint. Made her get in his car. Took her away. Sal: So she's gone. Joyce: Yeah. I--I was stuck here. I sent Amazi-Girl after them. She'll-- Sal: She'll get 'em all killed. Ah've met Amazi-Girl. She's gonna escalate that shit. An' someone's gonna get her. Ah guarantee it. Joyce: Your motorcycle. Sal: Pardon? Joyce: You have a God Damned motorcycle. Get me to Becky. Sal: Heh. Hop on.