David Cake

@davecakes.bsky.social

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A new kitchen pedal bin that is cream and matches the cabinets that are also cream. It’s corrugated for your pleasure.
Steve Coogan about to say for an hour on the day today’s bureau de change.
Two rats getting off with each other whilst drinking from a bottle in a cage
A picture of the World Cup 2026 ball the trionda. It’s the colours of America, Mexico and Canada. Blue, green and red.
Magritte’s painting of a lady in horse back trotting through a woods but the painter has broken up how you see the horse in a different way to how the trees would block it. A visual illusion.
Messi holding an omelette I Made rather than the World Cup.
Pic of an omelette on a blue earthenware plate and a wooden table.
Pic of my breakfast that is protein granola, raspberries, blueberries, blackberries, 0%fat Greek yoghurt, honey and omega 3 nut mix.
Pic of me looking gorgeous if I don’t mind to say so myself.
The England badge with the following writing on it. Sunday dinner Massive nap Cans England y Mexico sorted.
A bit of grey carpet with a smiley dance in printed on it by a shark fan.
Pic of me with big hair after a nap.
A man in a fox costume holding a sign saying hydration is important.
Mirror selfies, me wearing Wax London seersucker shirt, gramicci stone hemp shorts, keen Uneeks orange peel .
Billed Piper at the Prime Minister lectern outside number 10. The caption reads “Keir Starmer resigns as prime minister then turns into Billie Piper for some reason.”
Mark Chapman on the bbc wc coverage in a snazzy shirt that is black with pink fern leaves on it.
Ronaldo wearing a diamond earring just to piss me off in the warm up before the game.
The Jordan team pre game team video and one of the players is waving his arms like he’s wafting air towards his face.
A Raman with tenderstem broccoli, chicken breast and soy and rice vinegar stained boiled egg.
Ecuador fan with a multi coloured balaclava in the nation’s red yellow and blue colours and lots of mad details.
The film poster from Gritters with one of the hairy critters on it. All sharp teeth and demonic eyes.
Pic of me in a cap that’s too small for me really.
A pic of Harry Secombe’s album Highways of song that I posted as a Instagram story years ago.
A screen shot from Instagram where a guy who looks like he’s in his mid theories claims to looks 17. The headline is 36 year old model claims he hasn’t aged since he was 17.
The chuckle brothers in pantomime gear celebrating on their own in a football ground. Empty yellow seats behind them.
Nick Clegg looking older than you think he is wearing a green Make Europe Great Again cap.
Sullivan of West Ham looking like a Whovian.
A packet of True dates. Spire cola flavour.
A flying super hero spoon. Drawn in digital blue pencil.
A sketching of a goose to look like the working man with his flat cap on and boots. Smoking a pipe too as it’s cool. The words say “geese are just people swan.”
Mirror selfie of me looks a bit ragged.
Pic of a steak and ale pie with loads of green veg and thick northern gravy.
Selfie of me sat in the dark with my thumb up.
A pic of a very old giant tortoise that says “OLDEST LIVING LAND ANIMAL JONATHAN 1832 - 2026.”
Me in my hallway mirror selfie. Wearing, hikerdelic mushroom man navy polo, everyday garments green ripstop shorts, keen uneeks in beige, black and orange peel. (Their words).
Pic of me looking fed up.
Pic of Harry Maguire playing for England and his posts says he is gutted not to be in the England squad “| was confident I could of played a major part this summer for my country after the season I've had. l've been left shocked and gutted by the decision.”
A man standing in the worst knockoff England too I’ve ever seen. Plus it’s from Next
A Lego Homer Simpson bumming another Lego man with a chicken leg as hair. Advert on n vinted with the title, fat Homer Simpson Lego mini figure.
A picture of me on having just had sausages and chips for tea.
Pic of me looking quite sad.
Me being gorgeous point at a painting by a good friend of ours.
Frank Spencer peering round a door way looking concerned and underneath it says when you hear people slagging tiff your beret
An old steam train on the back of a flat bed truck on a duel carriage way.
Me and the statue of Eric Morecambe both doing the bring me sunshine dance on Morecambe prom. He’s got a Seahawks bobble hat on
A pic of the bait yard at Bexhill, in the foreground is a cinnamon bun and a seagull is watching closely to see if they can nab it.
My handsome face by my seagull pic that’s a pic of a seagull in flight with an ice cream incident its mouth.