David D

@daveed75.bsky.social

807 Followers 383 Following

Film industry guy. Making jokes the rest of the time. πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ I have friends everywhere.

Liquidator Gront, FCA, here to liquidate your memes.
These two little lines that automatically get meta ai to generate a lackluster explanation of whatever the post is.
A Third Lake, and That Other Small Body of Water
John Oliver blowing up 2016 because it sucked so hard.
An image of an empty football goal, with Emi Martinez's head attached to the crossbar, and holding the golden glove trophy in a suggestive position.
The red web meme form its always sunny, but hes got a traffic cone on his head. Youre welcome.
Giant Batman Pez Dispenser looming over an unsuspecting Gotham
"AI Overview" [google] "There is 1 "r" on the word "linkedin" (linkedin). [It highlighted the letter 'n']
747 followers
On the bridge of an Orion pirate vessel. "Sometimes, Piracy is the Answer"
Stephen Colbert posing with a stuffed Beaver on stage in Vancouver during the 2010 Olympics.
The bridge of an Orion Pirate vessel. "Sometimes, Piracy is the Answer"
Conservative MP Aaron Gunn, holding a piece of paper that reads "i joined the active club so someone would touch me"
Unverify Jerry
Jerry, no
My Child
Puddle Jumper from Stargate Atlantis
[Headline] Facebook and Instagram tighten censorship rules for saying "Antifa" β“˜ π˜›π˜©π˜ͺ𝘴 𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘳 π˜ͺ𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘀𝘡𝘦π˜₯ 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦π˜ͺ𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘒𝘳𝘡 𝘰𝘧 𝘒 𝘡𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳π˜ͺ𝘴𝘡 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘒𝘯π˜ͺ𝘻𝘒𝘡π˜ͺ𝘰𝘯 𝘀𝘒𝘭𝘭𝘦π˜₯ 𝘈𝘯𝘡π˜ͺ𝘧𝘒. π˜—π˜­π˜¦π˜’π˜΄π˜¦ 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘡 𝘒𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘴𝘱π˜ͺ𝘀π˜ͺ𝘰𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘒𝘷π˜ͺ𝘰u𝘳. Oh, come on!
Full Duomoon
The Bat Signal shining from the Orion capsule onto the moon. (Photoshop chop job)
Some nutsack saying Rocky only looks good as a puppet, with 0 likes, but for some reason the algorithm puts his basic ass comment at the top.
The Dow is over 50,000, My Child - Kai Bondi
699 followers (Nice.)
I mean, you don't eye-srael
Gul Dukat doing what he does best. Lie through his teeth about the state of things. "Attention Bajoran Workers. The Dow is over 50,000"
"The dow is over 50,000, My Child" - Kai Winn
Optimus Primal, but like, bigger and shinier. A mode for any and all occasions.
The Dow is over 50,000, my child. - Kai Winn, probably
The Dow is over 50,000, my child (Kai Winn)
Kai Winn being, just the worst.
Really really dark. Murky even.
I can appeal this? Should I appeal this? Take this all the way to the Jerreme Court!
"Jerry, null" - me, and approved of by The Jerry
[REDACTED] founder, Jeff Bezos,...
Trump is mentioned in the epstein files atleast 5,362. As of 730pm PST, Jan 30, 2026
"4. People will think a little more before they post" We know Jerry won't.
Couple guys embrace, real tight, cheek to cheek. It's a cultural thing. One guy whispers to the other, "Hail Hydra".
Two skeets in my algorithm, several hours apart, joking about not being boxing fans but also enjoying obnoxious little fucks getting beaten the fuck up by professional boxers.
Top 5 (feels arbitrary since I listen habitually to so many weekly podcasts. 1. Morning Somewhere 2. The Weekly Planet 3. Factually! with Adam Conover 4. Regulation Podcast 5. Family Trips with the Meyers Brothers
My top 5 channels. After Midnight, outsidexbox, Mr Sunday Movies, Inside Games, Outside Xtra
Mon Captain Jean Luc Picard, getting a little bit, big mad, because no. Just no. I'd rather smash some little ship, than get AI slop. Do you want Borg? Because this is how you get Borg.
Louvre of Bluesky reposting something that's just blocked.
Me, as Indiana Jones, poorly photoshopped into a lava tunnel I walked through in the galapagos.
Wolfie, A pug/corgi mix, perched on an arm chair, ready to take out some evil doers. He's wearing a superman cape as a Krypto costume.
An odd looking couch where the seams between the back cushions look suspiciously like vaginas
An image of Biff Tannen's Pleasure Paradise (Casino/Hotel) from Back to the Future Part 2
Ray's handle is a ghost, I guess
"Turn a political post into a shitpost hy replacing one word with butthole. Why would you turn off replies and quotes on a post like this. But im gonna play anyway.
β“˜ π˜›π˜©π˜ͺ𝘴 𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘳 π˜ͺ𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘀𝘡𝘦π˜₯ 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦π˜ͺ𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘒𝘳𝘡 𝘰𝘧 𝘒 𝘡𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳π˜ͺ𝘴𝘡 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘒𝘯π˜ͺ𝘻𝘒𝘡π˜ͺ𝘰𝘯 𝘀𝘒𝘭𝘭𝘦π˜₯ 𝘈𝘯𝘡π˜ͺ𝘧𝘒. π˜—π˜­π˜¦π˜’π˜΄π˜¦ 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘡 𝘒𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘴𝘱π˜ͺ𝘀π˜ͺ𝘰𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘒𝘷π˜ͺ𝘰𝘳. Omg, not the alt text too!
That's how you deal with a coup attempt
Walter Donovan chose poorly.
Stephen "Apocalypse" Miller
I have 69 socks in 'Focus Friend'
A text exchange with a pig butcher scammer, where the scammer simply opens with "hello there" and I reply with a series of General Grievous gifs.
Sauce Monkey says Listen to '100% Eat'
Spider-man (MENACE!) grabbing a child's arm. Other top stories include Mac Gargan being VINDICATED, and The Great Mayor Fisk continues to be hassled by the FAKE Epstein news.
Baby Hippo and a zookeeper, with an empty speech bubble over the hippo.
Trump has a little prick. And we're all paying the price for it.
Screenshot from South Park: Donald Sadam Trump in bed with a disinterested Satan. Heyyy, relaaaaax guyyyy.
M'lady