Dave Holmes

@daveholmes.bsky.social

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Editor-at-Large, Esquire. Here’s a funky introduction of how nice I am.

Dave Grohl goes to therapy six times a week because of course he does.
Katie Miller posts a photo of a Starbucks drink labeled EXTRA ICE, and the tweet is “I like my coffee how I like my country: EXTRA ICE” because she is the stupidest fucking jerk this country has ever coughed up.
Kristen Bell as Mary Magdalene in a Fox News podcast about the life of Jesus. Sure, whatever
I love you America, but your new boyfriend is a tool.