Dave Probert

@daveprobert.bsky.social

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He/Him. Occasional podcaster, writer, and doodler. Sci-fi & fantasy fan, predominantly Hitchhiker's Guide, Doctor Who, Blake's 7 and Star Trek.

A photo of a spherical Amazon Echo device
White text on a black background with "Dr Sam Becket never returned home" with "Dr Sam Becket" crossed out and replaced with the word "Football"
The man from the Gaviscon advert who sings about diarrhoea.
The blue, shimmering, force ghost of Obi Wan Kenobi sitting in the swamps of Degobah talking to Luke Skywalker and saying "He's more hydration break than man now"
Blake's 7 title card "Diarrhoeeeeaaa! By Ben Steed"
Futurama title card "The Sea Devils Stunt Work by HAVOC"
K9 & Company title card "Frank from Hellraiser gets owned by a robot dog"
3rd Doctor title card "Dave of the Daleks"
3rd Doctor title card "Terry of the Autons"
7th Doctor title card "The Purse of Fenric"
A diamond shaped pin badge depicting the collar and lapels of the 5th Doctor costume next to another badge of a Victorian lamp post.
6th Doctor title card "The Catharsis of Spurious Morality"
4th Doctor title card "The Horror of Spatchcock"
15th Doctor title card "Fenric but he's a giant CGI ballbag now for some reason"
2nd Doctor title card "Social awkwardness of the Daleks"
3rd Doctor title card "Russell Tovey fucks a fish"
3rd Doctor title card "Diarrhoeaaaa-aa!"
4th Doctor title card saying "Doctor Who and the C*unt what punches people"
The starship Enterprise orbiting a planet with the word "Diarrheaaaaaaaaaaa!"
The starship Enterprise flying alongside a comet and the words "Riker's Dick Creates an Interplanetary Incident - part XII"
Deep Space Nine space station with the words "Fuck Chief O'Brien"
The starship Enterprise orbiting a planet with the words "Spock's Testilces"
A shop front with a sign saying "The Old Pulling Shed"
Pen sketches of supportive marshmallows saying "we believe in you" and "you can do it"
The entire Royale with cheese exchange from Pulp Fiction in the Burger King font between two buns
Photo of a rapier sword
A typewriter with paper in it and typed pages next to it.
Three imagine of a professor getting older and becoming a skeleton from Doctor Who: City of Death
The Dune 3 poster with "Twin Peaks" written in the Dune font
A wax seal of a clock face
A sign saying Welcome to Twin Peaks with the word "Swindon" overlaid on it.
A photo of Bane from The Dark Knight
Robin Soames, an older white man, wearing a flat cap, shirt and tie in The Princess Switch
Jackson Belleville from Gilmore Girls
A grey, short haired, cat curled up on a blanket,
Stick figure poking the letters 'AI' while saying "C'mom, do something..."
Graeme Garden from the Goodies dressed in a brown corduroy jacket, black tie, and checked shirt
Kilroy cartoon of a character with a big nose hanging the nose over the wall he's looking over
Dale Cooper from Twin Peaks talking into his dictaphone
Principal Skinner meme saying "Do people not like Jared Leto? No, it's the Tron franchise that has failed"
A black and white photo of Patrick Troughton in a white shirt with puffy sleeves and high waisted trousers held up with braces. Wendy Padbury in a minidress and feather boa and Freezer Hines in traditional Scottish dress. The photo has been made to look like an album cover for a band called "Stovepipe" and the album title is "The Big One" and there is a parental advisory label for explicit content in the top right hand corner.
Pencil sketch of a bald, white, man in a dark suit with a striped tie.
Morris men Morris Dancing
A pub stage set up to screen The Wicker Man
A vinyl album of the Space 1999 score
Back to the Future film poster
Promo photo of an 80s woman using a laserdisc player but with the image of what she's watching replaced with the title card of Star Cops
Netflix post about their film Monster: The Ed Gein Story depicting Grin in lurid green monotone peeking off a mask made of human skin and a separate poster with him waving a chainsaw around.
Lisa Simpson standing in front of a screen that says "Death Race 2000 is just The Cannonball Run for goths"
A grey cat
Keifer Sutherland as Dr Scribner in the film Dark City
3 boxes of lemon and lime Jaffa Cakes
Robert De Niro and Al Pachino sat opposite each other in a diner from the film Heat.
Patrick Troughton, Jon Pertwee, and Katy Manning inside the TARDIS during the Doctor Who story The Three Doctors
Rough pencil sketches of the third Doctor in the style of Julius Cesar in the Asterix books and the Brigadier in the style of Asterisk himself.
CM Punk eating a muffin
Jodie Whittaker as the 13th Doctor
An alien from Torchwood with a head that looks like a blowfish.
Admiral Piet from Return of the Jedi saying "It's an older meme, sir but it checks out"