dave

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🏳️‍🌈 You can be yourself with me 🏳️‍⚧️ 🚫 NO CLANKER SLOP - NO CRYPTO 🚫 ai advocates dni or you will be blocked. Cerified internet wiseass We support a free and independent Commonwealth of New England -- Nunquam libertas gratior extat banner by @macnult.com

loser on a street corner advertises his unfuckability with a sign that says "mfw no gf" accompanied by a drawing of a sad wojak
butte
yes thanks i know his name is donald and not "keifer's dad"
DINK FLAMINGO PRESENTS It's time to return the favor. ABOUT FACE 2 AN AGTIVE DUTY PRODUCTION
the horking cat symbolic of the very horkiness inherent in human nature
top: me at work selling BRIGHTO bottom: me at balls I just took out of the oven
dream of the rarebit fiend by Silas (windsor mckay in which an artist sits down to paint a landscape which phases into different scenic situations
a screenshot of the gemini result when I asked how many days have ass in them. google responded that tuesassday and saturassday are the only two days, then fed an ad for an insta reel about having no ass in days, and a quora thread about how many dicks someone let creampie in their colon. thank you, internet
buster & biffo are spent & exhausted but their two headed "face your friend" vibrating onahole sang on
curly howard takes a swig of rotgut liquor & spins around bellowing smoke
heavy rain
the brideless groom looks forlornly at the earth through a seussian porthole as his rocketship pulls away from the planet. alas, his bride was unable to enter the ship before its launch🚀
ellie grins happily as I stroke her muzzle
a moxie boy fan and a 1960s KFC colonel sanders figural penny bank
a cat ruins a woman's bath by ripping a shit into it
ds ben jones and dsi to barnaby, causton cid
dismissive waking gesture
a medieval morningstar melee weapon, a spiked ball at the end of a short steel shaft fitted with a comfortable grip
nice
marie & kyler cosplaying satsuki and totoro
a small cannabis plant with the tips of the leaves curling
a windstorm on a market street in China where the wind pushes a shade umbrella down the street as a man rides long by standing on the base
in the untrimmed grass at the foot of the porch steps, a baby bunny suns itself
gadget hackwrench
quick sketch of Manndelion being tempted not to vine back from break
it's either the sun through smoke or else I died and was moving towards the light
how to divide a can of 4 sardines into 3 servings
weather map showing vertical smoke (an indication of how much smoke is actually in the air around you, not just surface smoke) at 1236 today
cucumbers, sweet red peppers, garlic, and onions
1990's transparent phone
little hands like finger puppets
Widespread smoke, mainly after 1pm. Mostly sunny, with a high near 83. Light southwest wind becoming west 11 to 16 mph in the morning. Winds could gust as high as 30 mph.
time-lapse video of wildfire smoke cover over north america
alien creature piloting a spider-shaped, yellow mech, imitating a bunny harvestman daddy-longlegs
a smiling gsd in front of a sign that says I like you very much
inside a happily quiet laundromat
THIS TASTES TERRIBLE, LORD, BUT I'LL EAT IT FOR YOU.
Joachim phoenix as the joker delivering the line in the OP.
My Big 3 + Venus Pantone palette: Cancer Sun, Taurus Moon, Aries Rising, Leo Venus - #B8C8D6 #7E7A48 #F05A3D #F29A62. Made with pantonecolors.net/pantone-birth-chart on a white background (light sites)
a cannabis pipe ready to fire 🔥
notice how every female Archie character differs only in eye color and hairstyle. Betty and Veronica are the same woman, for example, just wearing different wigs
an old 4chan posting about the inability to find a local coke dealer
Bill the cat
janky drawing of a 10 yr old carrying a heavy insulated grocery bag
clowns make $51,000 a year and you're doing it for free
a frog having a Violent Gag™
everything gags
ms paint comic illustrating the lyrics to mastodon's "blood and thunder"
some little critter giving zero fucks
NBC news eulogizing a big turd
Ammit, demon of the egyptian underworld, who has the head of a crocodile, the forequarters of a lion, and the hindquarters of a hippo, stands ready to devour lindsey graham's ugly heart
a small steel stepstool upon which someone put a hot saucepan, melting through the vinyl seat cover
marie & kyler are walking along the shingle at the beach. kyler slaps away a seagull which is diving in to grab marie's ice cream cone . "Dear Kyler, We went to the beach today and I got ice cream and a seagull tried to steal it !!!"
fairly odd parents meme AND THIS IS WHERE WE STOCK THE ARIZONA PRODUCTS
the author standing to deliver a hot take
monty python montime tolouse
printed stocking masks to obscure identity
a bowl of fire popped popcorn