dave wagner

@davewagner.bsky.social

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two things make me happy and two things only: turgid, unworkable political theory and surly cats всё идёт по плану

an orange and white cat looks high as hell. his pupils are enormous. he is reaching out toward the camera. he gonna scratch you probably
AP headline says "social media influencers andrew and tristan tate arrested in miami"
an orange and white cat is standing and looks ready to serve his nation
an orange and white cat is curled up on a backpack, gripping it for dear life
an orange and white cat looks very intense and pleading
an orange and white cat is laying down but is quite alert. he appears to be alarmed
a gray cat is investigating a white bathtub. there is a plaid shower curtain.
an orange and white cat looks proud and is sitting on a blue rug, like he's been properly hyped up
Microsoft's clippy, saying "it looks like you're despairing about the future of the American experiment. Can I help?"
a gray cat is very clearly posing in her basket to look cool. there's a window next to her. she's on a wood floor (it's not actually wood, it's laminate, but don't worry about that)
An orange and white cat is making a stoic face
an orange and white cat looks most displeased. this is a very close photo. almost going up his cat nose. his discontent is almost tangible
an orange cat looks at the camera with Disney eyes.
an orange and white cat looks somewhat ornery laying on a blue couch
a gray cat is laying on top of shoes. she is a cat of many colors. some of them are puzzling. like, how does she have so many colors?
an orange and white cat is on a chair. He looks innocent, naive. Perhaps foolish?
a gray cat is under the couch. she looks like she's planning something.
a gray cat observes a large orange cat in a basket with some concern
an orange and white cat looks confused, probably wondering where his kids are
a gray cat is in her cat carrier, looking intense
an orange and white cat looks quite confused, as if he now has to remember the names of 30 students he has never seen before
a gray cat is standing with her claws stuck in a shirt. like most cats, she does not know how to retract them consistently.
an orange and white cat is sitting directly on top of papers on top of a desk
a gray cat is in a cat bed rolling about. afflicted by Kitty Madness most likely
an orange and white cat looks very distinguished, very serious
an orange and white cat is on a comically large scratcher lounge. he is a beautiful boy.
an orange and white cat is starring at you. his intent is unclear
a gray cat is on her scratcher throne. she looks vaguely sinister. like she will eat your soul and take joy in it.
Freya is a gray cat and one of her eyes is crazy here
An orange and white cat lounges
a majestic orange closeup of ludo the cat
a giant close up of ludo the cat's orange face
an orange and white cat looks very desperate for ice cream. he is seated.
a gray cat is very fluffy and she stretches out a paw while laying down on a bed. she looks kind of grumpy, but she's just a teenager, they're like this
A gray cat jumps at a window, behind which is another gray cat. she looks quite unhinged
an orange and white cat looks extremely miffed. he is laying on a blue couch
a gray cat hovers over a bowl of crunchies
an orange and white cat looks through your soul while sitting
an orange and white cat looks alert, curious, aware of new possibilities
an orange and white cat looks outside, wearily. he is in a basket and looks like a rotisserie chicken
a gray cat is investigating a Wechter acoustic guitar
an orange and white cat looks noble. a generational moustache. a generational statesman
an orange cat has curled himself up and has become shrimp shaped. he has a little mouth
A close up on a lovely black cat's face
close up of a cat face looking understanding
a cat's face looks understanding
close up of a cat's face looking understanding
Close up if a cat's face looking understanding
close up of a cat's face looking understanding
an orange and white cat is laying down and is adorable. very furry.
an orange and white cat is laying down on a blue couch. he has long cat arms and a sweet expression
a gray cat is next to a scratching post in a sun beam
an orange and white cat's face. he looks quite regal
an orange and white cat looks extremely long. he is on a bed. he's really quite long
An orange and white cat sits with a blank expression
an orange cat and a gray cat are on a blue couch, separated by a gold pillow, which is dividing west from east
a gray cat with rose and silver highlights is sitting like a person, resting her back against a wall and surrounded by pillows. her paws are crossed and one back leg is jutting out
an orange cat is laying down, looking alert but uncommitted and weary.
a gray cat with green eyes looks like she's glowering
a giant orange cat is sleeping next to a little gray cat who looks like an ewok. they're on a blue couch and an off-white woven throw with thin red stripes