Dave, But Short

@davewritesbad.bsky.social

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Close up of red haired manga girl yelling 'let's fucking goooooooooooooooooooo!!!'
3 egg omelette with bacon and cheese and 2 pieces of toast with butter and raspberry jam
Just a dude whose not entirely a dude
Shayne Topp in iCarly
Bi flag
Cartman, Butters, and Tolkien playing instruments in a living room
A fake boy band called 2ge+her
Manga art of a man with an acoustic guitar at his side whose label reads 'Stephen Stills man in black', a woman drummer whose label reads 'Kim Pine Gothic Lolita' and a man with a bass guitar whose label reads 'Scott Pilgrim guy in a suit purchased at value village'. They are on a stage with smoke all around them. The drummer holds her sticks up and yells 'We are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!!!'
An orange and white cat looking judgemental with the word "pathetic" in the foreground
White text on a black background says "why do you follow this dumb fuck?" A red arrow points to the upper left corner, toward this user's profile picture
A cartoon man says 'thank you for changing my life'. A crab rangoon says 'I'm literally a Crab Rangoon'
Lou Bega
Just a strawberry wafer cookie between my first 2 fingers... to take the edge off
2 panel meme top panel: a host with a microphone asks a beauty pageant contestant "describe your perfect date" bottom panel: the beauty pageant contestant from rhode island responds "That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket."
The cover of kids book Give A Mouse A Cookie but it's modified to say Please Give A Bitch A Break. The title is on the corner of a piece of white paper on a green background. The cover has a red crayon, a chocolate chip cookie, and a mouse on their hind legs in a pair of overalls. The mouse has their hands up and mouth open to complain. The following lines are included: I work very hard I'm trying my best I'm so tired all the goddamn time
Keith David in the drive seat of a car says 'welcome to hell motherfucker' to a passenger as fire erupts behind him
Birds of War
The cover a book titled Dungeon Crawler Carl with the author's name Matt Dinniman
An image of Dirtmouth from Hollow Knight with a badge in the upper right corner showing a platinum trophy and the words 'Heart of Hallownest'
Image from my Hollow Knight playthrough. 'Game Completion' followed by 'Percentage' with '112%' below it. Under that 'Time' with '99h 05m 05s' below that.
Brody King in a black ski mask, puffy jacket held open, and wrestling gear. His shirt says 'Abolish ICE'
Brody King in a ski mask, puffy jacket held open, and wrestling gear. His shirt says 'Abolish ICE'
Top panel: Louise Belcher waiting at the top of the stairs as Bob climbs and says 'it's been a rough year' Bottom panel: Bob is closer to the top of the stairs as Louise says 'it's the first week of January'
Merriam-Webster "Your 2026 Word" melancholic
Charlie Day sitting on Santa's lap with panic on his face asking 'Did you fuck my mom, Santa Claus?'
Lenny from the Simpsons pointing to a line on the floor labeled 'Drinking Time' as a circle of light moves toward it
A bald man (It's me. It's Dave!) in dark framed glasses and a ginger beard has his lips to a mug of hot cocoa
Munchkin ass Marco Rubio looking at his feet as he stands between a lamp on a side table and a door for scale
Me waking up everyday to play mental illness simulator level 9 virtual reality mode Timestamped at 12:15 pm on 2024-01-26
A human sized hot dog with a face
A human sized hot dog with a face
Pope at the mic
Lou Wilson on the set of Make Some Noise saying 'I drink your milkshake motherfucker!'
text from a word document reads: "What are you looking for? If anything in this room, in this kingdom even, is not to your liking, I can have it corrected for you in the blink of an eye." "I'm looking for something to stab you with." "Okay, that I cannot help you with."
Trump as Monica Lewinsky called "Donica Lewinsky"