Davey

@davey.blue

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Guess how tall I am

I held the door open for a woman and she said thank you. I tried to say you're welcome or not a problem but my mouth said "you're a problem"
A woman standing over a man on an exercise bench, with the caption: "This Could Be Us …But I'm Gay. Get Off Me."
@itsmirfreestyle: my pussy keep talking ugh @xdstnyx: "Wash me ... wash me"
how was "philosopher" ever a job Imao like was socrates sippin wine on a balcony somewhere drunkenly slurring shit like "to find urself, think for urself" with a crowd underneath him screaming shit like fuck yes socrates another banger this man just will not miss
Mona Lisa hair prolly smelled like spit. Cause what was they sleekin they hair down w back then? Stinky bitch. Y'all I do not like her.