David Koloski

@david.kolo.ski

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Fuchsia at Google. Previously Robot Entertainment, Vicarious Visions. Author of http://rkyv.org. he/him

An epaper display showing the time, date, and a joke. At the bottom, a progress bar is labeled “2026 is 6.0% over!”.
Calvin and Hobbes "Playing X?" meme: "Programming mario? I'll show you something interesting." "The two axes of personality are Wario and Luigi. All items fall along these axes. Mario? Neither Wario nor Luigi. Waluigi? Both." "Yeah..." "Objective C? Luigi. C++? Wario. Python? Mario. Javascript? Waluigi." "Despite being low-level and strongly typed, Rust is actually Luigi."
A screenshot of the Steam achievements for Hollow Knight: Silksong. It says "You've unlocked all achievements! 52/52 (100%)"
A picture of a chimpanzee with the article title "We Taught This Chimpanzee to Understand Rust-C++ Interop and He Hanged Himself".
A screenshot of Whoville from the live-action 2000 film starring Jim Carrey
An edited poster from Portal 2: "Know your paradoxes! In the event of rogue AI: 1. stand still 2. remain calm 3. scream: - "Interesting fact: cats sleep for most of their lives." - "Remember always save at least 20% of your earnings for future investments." - "Could the answer possibly be around 175?"
A quote from the Tree Borrows paper, talking about test cases which failed under tree borrows: "`bitvec` accounted for one test, for which there was already a community-developed fix.".
Bugs bunny wearing a suit next to the words "i wish all generate ninja a very migrate to bazel"
A powershell terminal screenshot which demonstrates colored and nicely formatted error reporting. Verbatim: PS C:\Users\David\Projects\rox> cargo run Finished `dev` profile [unoptimized + debuginfo] target(s) in 0.06s Running `target\debug\rox.exe` > "pudding" * 100 error: unexpected non-number value | 1 | "pudding" * 100 | ^^^^^^^^^ expected this to be a number, but it was '"pudding"' > 4 + 5 + "pudding" error: unexpected non-number value | 1 | 4 + 5 + "pudding" | ^^^^^^^^^ expected this to be a number, but it was '"pudding"' > ^D
Lois from family guy looking at a pill bottle labeled “a fourth mojito”
A box of Captain Crunch's Oops! All Berries except it says "Oops! All Left Recursion"
a poorly-made icon of a coconut with a postmarked stamp on it
An MTG color pie. Async/await and atomics are the blue slice, enums and match are in the white slice, cargo is in the green slice, panic! and println! are in the red slice, and unsafe and cells are in the black slice.