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screenshot of tesla's stock price for the last 6 months. it has dropped 30% in that time.
Screenshot from the simpsons, homer is looking at a note card that say "Always do the opposite of what the boy says". I have edited it to have the pod save america logo covering "the boy". so now it reads "Always do the opposite of what Pod Save America says"
Screencap of a mitchell and web look sketch where to nazi soldiers realize they are the bad guys. One of them is dressed as an SS officer with a totenkopf in the center of his officers cap. And there is a caption that reads "Are we the baddies?"
An image of a JVC made sega game console. yes it existed. The bottom is a combined genesis and sega cd. Plugged into the top is the 32x addon.
Picture of black cat half asleep laying on a brown blanket
Screenshot of twitter. On October 1st 2019 user brent posted: [me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
Screenshot from Amazon order. Its a pre-order of Joe's new book out may 29th.
A photo of dwight Eisenhower. he is sitting on a backless chair with his legs crossed at the knee and to the side. Its cunty as fuck
Image of the cover of Noah Rothman's book "The rise of the new Puritans" the middle of the cover is an, honestly cool, image of a puritan wearing a bandana holding a molotov cocktail.
A screenshot of Microsoft Notepad from windows 7. It is big white space with a tiny menu and no other options. You can type, resize and set fonts. That's it.
A meme. it is the picture of the earth from the moon, in the center of the frame is an astronaut looking at the earth, behind him is another astronaut holding a gun. The meme normally has the first astronaut say "Wait its all <insert noun>?" with the second saying "it always has been". I can't make this make more sense for you, I am so sorry.
Screenshot from the movie goodfellas, Tommy is a mobster meeting with some fellas, behind him are 2 other members of his mob. He has just realized they are leading him to the back office in order to kill him.
the final shot of rambo 3. it normally ash text over top that says "This film is dedicated to the brave mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan." it has been edited to say "this film is dedicated to the brave mujahideen fighters of Minnesota"
A picture of my hand on my keyboard. Syrup s black cat is paying her head across my arm. Sleeping.
A picture of a coffee table. In it is a pile of small plastic bags with Legos in them. A cat stands behind them and is looking at the intently
Famous screenshot from dragonball z where Yamcha is dead in a blast crater after being exploded by a cell minion.
A screenshot from satisfactory. 3 of 3. It is a massive hallway shrouded in darkness. The center of the frame is a massive red square that glows with an ominous vibe. Under it is an armored door that is locked tight. What did fiscit lock above the warehouse. Why does does it hum with ill intent
a screenshot of multiple tracking polls merged together. There are a lot of numbers on the chart but the key take aways: it has 3 months of data, feb, april and november that are split into two groups: Conservatives and Moderates. Each month has a % agreement with one of 4 statements on how much they approve of trump's job. Strong/Somewhat Agree, Somewhat/Strong disagree. Trump's strong approval went down 13 point between feb and Nov. His total net approval went from +91 to +83, which is real bad for him. Among moderates its even worse. his net went from +1 to -19.
Edit of XCKD comic: https://xkcd.com/2347/ in original it is a complicated diagram of a machine with a label of "all of modern digital infrastructure" at the top resting on a very tiny column labeled "a project some random guy in nebraska has been thanklessly maintaining since 2003" edited top text "All of modern society", bottom text edited to say "Woke ideaology"
Screenscap from lord of the rings. Elrond is looking off screen isiluder, who holds the one ring. The one ring is an object of piwer that can bends its wielders will towards its own end. The armies of men and elves have just defeated Sauron, the last lieutenant of Morgoth. Basically the Devil. The destruction of the ring would end the threat of Sauron returning. Elrond is at the caldera of mount doom and he is telling isiluder to throw the ring into the volcano, and destroy it. Isiluder says no. Shortly after the ring tricks him and gets him killed. Leading to the return of sauron. But thats a tale for another time.
A graph showing a "True unemployment rate" it shows a spike in 2020 before dropping down and hovering around 25% for a few years.
Text in screenshot Butterfield is hardly an uninterested party. Since 2021 she has served as executive director of Priorities USA. Once the go-to Democratic super PAC behind Barack Obama’s 2012 and Hillary Clinton’s 2016 presidential campaigns,
Text from patch notes: New Talent: Summon Water Elemental – Summons a Water Elemental to follow and fight for you.
A picture of a spare bathroom of Mar-a-Lago. it is stacked with a dozen boxes for storing papers. it is impossible to use because of it. The picture was taken by the government to demonstrate how Trump was improperly storing stolen classified docs. You remember thsoe right? the ones that disappeared after a visit from the saudis. ah well.
A screen shot of a bathroom in a stark color scheme of red, block and greys. It gives off the vibes of 90s video game level, and doesn't look like something a human would use. the quoted skeet has multiple images of donald trump posting pictures of a new white house bathroom that gives off the same energy but in a gold/marble color scheme.
A massive chart detailing the control of the house, senate and presidency by party. The big takeaway is there is a massive block of nearly uninterrupted dem control from 1933 until 1981.
Screenshot from the book small gods. It reads: “So we rush them, then?” said Simony. “I’m sure of—maybe four hundred on our side. So I give the signal and a few hundred of us attack thousands of them? And he dies anyway and we die too? What difference does that make?” Urn’s face was gray with horror now. “You mean you don’t know?” he said. Some of the crowd looked around curiously at him. “You don’t know?” he said.
Edited Screenshot of the cartoon the simpsons. Homer is looking at a note card that says "Always do the opposite of what the boy says" The edit is to replace "the boy" with the logo of "Pod Save America"
Screenshot of the end of the article. It reads: I didn't respond. It was time to publish my story. I'll text it to her.
Screenshot of wikipedia entry for Kalshi. Text says "In January 2025 Donald Trump jr announced that he be joining kalshi as a strategic advisor"
Famous meme from the eric andre show. The first screen is eric andre shooting hannibal buress. The second is him looking confused saying "Who killed hannibal" The previous skeet included a different meme of Hannibal saying "Why are you booing, I'm right"
a small screenshot of the entry box for chatgpt
Side of a blue couch, on the ground almost under it is a pink plate with some wet cat food on it. From under yhe couch the edge of a cat's head is reaching out from under it to get the food.
An image of the actor Nathan fielder, he is smiling and looking off screen. He posted this years ago to twitter with the text "laughing with my friends, just off screen".
The 4 panel anakin padme meme.its structure: Anakin says something to padme that she smiles at and asks him a question. He responds with a flat expression. The last panel is her now looking unsure. In this one: Anakin: 53% of us voters see backing Israel as against the us interests. Padme:thats great, so that means they'll vote for people who support ending the genocide?
Picture of a Soundwave plastic model, fully built, standing in front of his box. Soundwave is a tall blue robot.
Well, the Republican Leader glossed over the key point: I said in the past that Republican colleagues have to “work with Democrats in a bipartisan way” to extend government funding. I said they actually have to work with us and it has to be bipartisan. That is not happening right now. It was happening then, in 2023. That is the difference. And the Majority Leader conveniently forgets that extremely important point. And it's not happening right now because Donald Trump is shutting down any hopes of negotiation. Leader Thune wants to wonder what has changed? A lot – including Donald Trump’s actions, which have dramatically harmed this country and undermined the appropriations process. He's canceling congressionally appropriated funding. He's redirected and is stealing funds. Russell Vought says that he wants to see the appropriations process less bipartisan. And we know he is running the show.
Picture of fresh mixed chocolate chip cookie dough split into small disc ready to be baked.
A meme of bernie sandering in a big coat from the 2020 election. the text reads: I am once again asking you to get your flu shot and covid if you can. because its that time of year.
Photo of a set of model parts and the box for plastic model of the transformer Soundwave
An image of the world with the text "4,800 Sites in Over 160 Countries" on the landmasses are blue dots that should indicate locations of bases for the united states department of defense, however it has many dots in countries that are hostile to the US and none in europe.
Picture of a ginger cat laying looking at the camera. Behind her further away is a black cat. Its not clear in the picture but they are both laying on me #caturday
A black cat sitting on a kitchen counter she is looking straight up out of frame very intently
Me dressed a shy guy from Mario. Red hooded jacket, with the hood pulled up. Shy guys wear solid white masks with big black eyes
An screen shot of an excel dialog box. Its titled "unexpected error". And the text inside is "something went wrong. If this problem continues please restart excel." It has 2 options to click. "Send a Frown" and "close" No i have no idea what send a frown does.
A screenshot of 3 google results. 2 of them have dated within the time frame searched but are clearly from today and one is a result from instagram. a site that didn't exist during the time frame.
A picture of the sticker sheet for a gunpla. Most of them are a few cm across.
a screenshot of the legend of zelda the mask of majora. on the left side of the image is a very tiny top of a clock tower where link looks up to the right. The entire right and middle half of the image is the moon but it has a crazy face grinning face on it staring at the player. Like its super detailed. You can see the gums in the smile. Its really creepy.
A closeup of a fresh baked chocolate chip cookie. It looks delicious and I can confirm, it is.
screenshot of a google result about java script. the entire screenshot is this text "JavaScript was invented by Brendan Eich in 1995. It was developed for Netscape 2, and became the ECMA-262 standard in 1997."
A picture of 2 sets of 8 fresh baked chocolate cookies. They are flat, goey and crunchy
2 image "tap the sign" meme from the simpsons. first image is a man driving a bus, it has text saying "Don't make me tap the sign". 2nd image the man pointing at sign. it says "Those who support fascists are fascists and its okay to hate them."
Three panels from the comic strip achewood. Panel 1 - Téodor walking into a room, roastbeef is sitting in sofa chair on the right side. Teddy: "Hey guys! guess who just got..." Panel 2 - Close up on Téodor , his hands are up in the air. Téodor (singing voice) :"YELLED" Panel 3 - Same shot Téodor (singing voice): "AT!"
Screenshot from opensecrets.org showing the top donor to Hakeem Jefferies. American Israel Public Affairs Cmte (AIPAC) is the highest group contributor at 860+ thousand. Representing 10% of the total from large donors.
Words from Patrick Henry's Address at the Second Virginia Convention "They tell us, sir, that we are weak; unable to cope with so formidable an adversary. But when shall we be stronger? Will it be the next week, or the next year? Will it be when we are totally disarmed, and when a British guard shall be stationed in every house? Shall we gather strength by irresolution and inaction? Shall we acquire the means of effectual resistance by lying supinely on our backs and hugging the delusive phantom of hope, until our enemies shall have bound us hand and foot? Sir, we are not weak if we make a proper use of those means which the God of nature hath placed in our power. The millions of people, armed in the holy cause of liberty, and in such a country as that which we possess, are invincible by any force which our enemy can send against us. Besides, sir, we shall not fight our battles alone. There is a just God who presides over the destinies of nations, and who will raise up friends to fight our battles for us. The battle, sir, is not to the strong alone; it is to the vigilant, the active, the brave. Besides, sir, we have no election. If we were base enough to desire it, it is now too late to retire from the contest. There is no retreat but in submission and slavery! Our chains are forged! Their clanking may be heard on the plains of Boston! The war is inevitable--and let it come! I repeat it, sir, let it come. It is in vain, sir, to extenuate the matter. Gentlemen may cry, Peace, Peace-- but there is no peace. The war is actually begun! The next gale that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms! Our brethren are already in the field! Why stand we here idle? What is it that gentlemen wish? What would they have? Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!"
Screenshot from NYT reporter Maggie Haberman. She has posted " Trump's Advisers are prepared to force various allies of both men to choose sides in the escalating fight"
Screenshot of Lightning, from the game Lightning returns
edit of "quote from man stabbed" meme. it is a screenshot of news interstitial screen with a top line that says "Quote from man exploded". Below it is a quote box. its text is "What are you gonna do, hit me with the hokuto shinken?"
4 panel grid of screenshots from Attack of the Clones. That's right, its the padme anikan meme. Panel 1 - Upper Left - Anakin looking to padme. He says "China agreed to a deal on trade" Panel 2 - Upper Right - Padme is smiling. She says "So tariffs are back to their pre-trump levels?" Panel 3 - Lower left - Anakin wordlessly looks at Padme with a forced half smile. Panel 4 - Lower Right - Padma's expression is stunned at him.
A panel from More than Meets the Eye. It is a transformer comic. On the right side of the panel is Cyclonus, a tall samuri-esque purple bot. He has clear damage on his face. he is holding a short bot by his shoulder. that is tailpipe, his maybe boyfriend that is dying. Cyclonus is saying "Listen to me. Never hope. Hope is a lie."