david celis

@davidcel.is

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🚒 principal engineer at firehydrant (prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc.) 🍕 amateur pizzaiolo 🩺 oauthologist 🌲 portland, ore. 🌐 https://davidcel.is

US Corporate Insiders Are Selling Stocks at a Near Record Pace Michael Msika • July 17, 2026 at 1:51 AM PDT US executives are selling shares at the second-fastest pace in more than 20 years, a classic red flag to some investors because it suggests people with the most corporate knowledge are wary about markets.
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The Weather menu bar app in macOS showing an hourly forecast for Los Angeles despite me being in Portland, OR.
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A screenshot of "The Missing GitHub Status Page", an unofficial status page that actually aggregates availability across all of GitHub's offerings to provide a more holistic view of their overall availability, which for the last 90 days is only 84.92%. This is technically one nine, kind of!
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An excerpt from David Heinemeier Hanson’s recent blog post on March 23, 2026 titled “Denmark desperately needs more inequality”: The Danish election is tomorrow. One of the central themes in the incumbent campaign has been a proposed wealth tax. The fig leaf for this proposal was "smaller classrooms in the early grades", but that quickly fell off, and the debate centered on "inequality". And it's true that inequality is a problem in Denmark: There's not nearly enough!
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@samidoribuilds on Twitter replying to Mitchell Hashimoto's post: "vercel board of directors" followed by the same image of Mitchell standing alongside Vercel's cofounders, edited so that Benjamin Netanyahu is standing with them
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