David Cormack

@davidcormack.bsky.social

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PR hack. Sometimes maybe good. Sometimes maybe shit. He/Him

the last section of the herald's budget coverage has the heading "Child poverty targets will be missed, Government unlikely to meet first Paris climate goal"
A tweet from former WCC councilor that is inexplicably #PrinceOfPegging. From August 2023.
A tweet from former WCC councilor that is inexplicably #PrinceOfPegging. From August 2023.
Headline from a Te Ao news piece on the budget: "Mā Is White Budget, Māori told to prepare for disappointment"
Quote from a speech by Luxon: “My message to the business community is that when it comes to immigration, when faced with a choice between social stability and your bottom line, I will choose the former every single time.”
Me being self indulgent in a car. Beard too long. Lotta greys.
Headline "They're eating each other", about Christopher Luxon and Winston Peters
Ā video of a man listing nicknames for Davids.
washington post push alert saying "Trump's attack on Iran risks alienating war-weary supporters", I crossed out alienating war weary supporters and wrote "killing people"
A celebrity gossio post on reddit, with a list of 15 "celebrities", of which I know one.
Steven Joyce follows me on substack apparently.
Headline: Government gives police 'move on' powers to ban rough sleepers, beggars, but it's crossed out.
The Andrew formerly known as Prince in the back of a car leaving the police looking... Not flash
Quick Start Guide for Behringer in ear monitors, that looks a hell of a lot like an IUD.
View looking south in Wellington. Quite windy. Trees a'shakin
staring into the southerly in wellington. trees are bending like biles.
The sun dropping behind the hills of Wellington shot from Eastbourne.
Herald headline: hydroslide incident: Finger severed as ring snags on bolt
The sun setting behind a distant South Island as seen from Wellington's south Coast.
Reservoir Dogs iconic poster of suave men in suits walking
Quote from RBNZ Governor: "We still have favourable conditions in terms of reaching 2 percent because we have spare capacity and wage growth is still subdued, and our job is to do a balancing act going forward to ensure that we reach that"
National FB ad saying in 2026 they'll fix the basics
Headline: Christopher Luxon warns voters not to expect too much as he notes what NZ can't control
A basketball player has his hand outstretched upward, basketball in hand, going for a dunk. He is surrounded mid jump by four defenders failing to block him.
Imagine watching footage of an Israeli bomb strike on a hospital and spotting a ‘NEW ZEALAND MADE’ Kiwi on the casing. Seeing a missile fired into a refugee camp with "KIA KAHA" emblazoned on the side? Ah. The tears would well with pride. That will be the day I know New Zealand is truly a country punching above its weight, when we contribute to the killing of innocents by another country punching below its.
Me on my neighbours security cam, taking out their trash, giving the camera the finger, wearing a hoody that's up over my head
Reuters headline: Pope Leo calls for Venezuela to remain an independent county
Christmas in Waitangi Park, and yes, it's still Nick Tansley singing
A tūī just hanging out right near me
a podcast interview between steve nash and lebron james discussing how good and important steven adams is as a player
a dm from someone saying my singing makes them feel better about the world
Final bowling score. I fucking smashed grets.
Bowling score with Grets leading me by one but I have a frame to go. Grets otherwise winning.
Headline: Andrew Coster alleges Hipkins, Mitchell knew more about McSkimming than they admitted
I'm in my car. It's aural sex.
Headline about the summer clarifies that it's a rainy end to the season, not a rainy end to a province
Stuff headline: It's going to be a hot, dry summer for most of New Zealand - but one region is on for a rainy end
It's a bag of meaty cocktails
we be gazing lovingly at each other mid lyric
itsa me and kim in our car singing and dancing
it's the very bland couch in the masturbotorium at the fertility clinic. in this room i conceived greta all by myself.
Hooton on the nation, being told Luxon is a quick learner. And not really agreeing.
a tweet from 2022 of mine saying: "my concern with luxon is what if we think we're getting Diet John Key but we're actually getting bald Kendall Roy"
a photo of Kim and me gazing lovingly at each other as we sing I got u babe in the car
it's a photo of me hitting the high notes of a Celine Dion song
Headline from Stuff: Why the long wait for a new Cook Strait tug continues
It's a kaka, looking gorge
Going gay. Doing crimes
The answer seems to be cesarean
Crossword clue is "it may bring out the kid in you", I've put abortion
My daughter greta at her music lesson. She's on drums. Her teacher on guitar and singing.
News headline says Trump 'did not perform sex act on Bill Clinton' Epstein's brother says
Dog is MOIST
It's my dog again. Sodden.
It's a dog. My dog. Nice and dry and chasing a ball.
Overhead still of my character in 99 nights in the forest. Lying dead on a wooden floor of a cabin, dressed in a tutu. With the word "dead" across my torso. And the haunting spectre of a very large pumpkin near my outstretched hand.
Christopher Luxon thinking of how much of an extrovert he is
Luxon kumfasa
Luxon thinks we're lucky to have him, as being an extrovert means he built good relationships at apec
Facebook post from National saying that "your" investment flat helping pay your kids' uni costs will be taxed by cgt.