David Cyrus

@davidcyrus.bsky.social

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The king of social media... or not.

Kool-Aid Man bursts through a wall and screams “Oh yeah!”
GOP Grievance. Over. Policy. We complain. We don’t fix.
Caption: “Anti-Vax Research” Panel 1: Person in lab coat sitting in in a laboratory performing scientific research Panel 2: Person sitting on toilet reading their cellphone
Panel 1 (labeled “Under Biden”): Scene: A grocery counter containing cartons of eggs with the pricing sign “Eggs $3.75”. An angry man in a red “Make America Great Again” baseball cap standing next to the counter screams, “Let's go, Brandon! Why is eggs so dang expensive?!” Panel 2 (labeled “Under Tump”): Scene: The same grocery counter containing the same cartons of eggs as in Panel 1, except the pricing sign now reads “Eggs $7.50”. The same man as in Panel 1 is wearing the same clothing, with the addition of a sport coat and reading glasses perched on the end of his nose in a scholarly manner. The man calmly reads from a textbook titled “Econ 101”: “The cost of eggs is a complex interplay between inflation and other factors, like bird flu, of which the President has little control.“
"He hates the same people I hate. He's got my vote!" Guess what, he hates you too. And he's going to prove it.
"I have just asked Elon Musk and Space X to 'go get' the two brave astronauts who have been virtually abandoned in space by the Biden Administration. They have been waiting for many months on Space Station. Elon will soon be on his way. Hopefully, all will be safe. Good luck Elon!!!"
They got you fighting a culture war to stop you fighting a class war
They got you fighting a culture war to stop you fighting a class war
"If someone says it's raining & another person says it's dry, it's not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true."
T-shirt with an image of the face of David Hasselhoff and the words "Don't Hassel the Hoff!" surrounding the image.
Never forget that “DEI” is MAGA code for the n-word
"He hates the same people that I hate. He's got my vote!" Guess what, he hates you too. And he's going to prove it.
Never forget “DEI” is MAGA code for the n-word
Panel 1: Caption at the top of page: “America, you might lose your democracy.” Image below: A crowd of American citizens sleeping and snoring Panel 2: Caption at the top of page: “America, you might lose TikTok.” Image below: The same crowd of American citizens screaming, panicking, and completely losing their sh*t
Never forget “DEI” is MAGA code for the n-word
They got you fighting a culture war to stop you fighting a class war
They got you fighting a culture war to stop you fighting a class war
Photo of a squeeze bottle of Heinz ketchup
Photo of a store named “Drones Plus” which sells and trains one in the use of drones.
Screenshot of the Bluesky app showing my account being followed by “pianetmoney”, not “planetmoney”.
Delicious-looking photo of eggs Benedict at Original Pancake House
Smartphone screenshot of Bluesky account “McRibIsBack” liking my post about finding Yuletide solace in the McDonald’s McRib sandwich… back for a limited time only.
Photo of an old pickup truck with chickens on it. A highway map of the US serves at its matte.
A photograph of a cactus
A photo of a cactus
A cactus photographed from above
A photo of a cactus. The camera is above it and pointing straight down
Bourbon flight… arranged by increasing A.B.V.
Promotional flyer for B.J.’s Brewhouse holiday prime rib dinner (4-course meal)
B.J.’s Brewhouse strawberry shortcake pizookie