David Earle

@davidearle.bsky.social

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PSN/XBox: DarkGauss, come at me. Writer, gamer, parent, sleep deprived. He/him. All posts are my own opinions. Blog: https://www.davidearle.com

Captain Atom offering to cook some pigeons for an old man while he's feeding them.
Apocalypse (En Sabah Nur) telling a group of politicians that he caused the Bronze Age collapse.
Taking someone's money without delivering commensurate value is a crime, unless it's done by a business. Exploiting the law to ruin another person's life or livelihood is unsavory, unless it's done for business. Crushing the weak, abandoning the sick, exploiting the desperate-all of these sins can be excused when done in pursuit of profit. Under the protective shroud of business, such acts are no longer acts at all, but the result of a market force, an unavoidable reality of economics, a certain outcome of a rational system and not—as would otherwise be the case - evidence of a depraved turpitude so rank that it leaves a greasy residue on the soul. This is why the ruthless are quick to give their victims and detractors alike stringent assurances that their cutthroat tactics are "just business"—often garnished with a polite smile and incongruous well-wishes.
Commissar Ciaphas and Cain and his trusty aide Gunner First Class Jurgen.
3 2x4' MDF boards laid flat, with dowels laid across them.
An air quality map of Annapolis and the surrounding area. It is entirely red (unhealthy).
Illustrated copy of the first Ciaphas Cain book and a boxed Ciaphas Cain and Jurgen miniature.
Wolverine vampire villain Bloodscream hefting a cannon and declaiming his pirate bonafides.
Astrid the tricolor corgi inspecting the dishwasher
Astrid caught in the act of hunting shells.
From RecuratedTumblr community on Reddit evilwizard Jul 3 just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon evilwizard 3d ago okay so honestly i wasn't expecting they'd be able to hide the body for this long evilwizard 1h ago LINDSEY GRAHAM? 32 1,543 3,330 ••• .•.
LEGENDARY VOICE ACTOR GARRY CHALK HAS ANNOUNCED THAT HE IS OFFICIALLY IN FULL REMISSION AFTER BATTLING STAGE 4 CANCER
An Einhyr Champion's power-armored butt.
Cosmos from Transformers.
Horse from Hunter: the Parenting.
An unpainted Hekaton Land Fortress with a selection of guns.
Calvin Zabo as Marvel's Mr. Hyde.
A one A ONE HE ROLLED A ONE
Vague cowboy music plays.
The shield! Nooooooo
Lokhust hopes for the best.
You thought you were safe...
Four ones?!?!
Stabby slashy!
The Lokhust backs up a hair to avoid consolidation moves but keep its Heavy bonus.
The battle continues, but barely.
This is a rough time for the Necrons.
All is dust... and shreds of necrodermis.
Never challenge the Overlord.
The Exalted Eightbound are no more.
Could be worse for the Necrons but let's see how it goes.
That Lokhust is in bad shape I tell ya what.
Oh shit, say the Necrons.
The Skorpekhs and a Heavy Lokhust Destroyer are in combat.
Current state of the map, now with Exalted Eightbound.
Snake eyes!
The Berzerkers consolidate forward towards slaughter.
Documenting this is taking forever. The wreck of the World Eaters.
The Prince should have been banished! He's huge!
The incompetent Skorpekh flees for the hills.
Unpainted Spawn vs unpainted Skorpekh.
SHAME, SHAME, SHAME
I can see why larger table sizes are encouraged! World Eaters are already in charge range!
Astrid, vicious flesh hound.
Central objective nearly captured already? Yikes!
The fixed table.
A tabletop of Necrons and World Eaters ready to duke it out.
A chocolate sheet cake. Per son "The cake came out prefect on first attempt"
A women smiling in manic delight, saying "Oh, Lord. Thank you so much."
An arm covered with claw marks.
whyamiherewhosummonedme ，g So, I was working in a lab, right? My job in the lab was preparing a pure, concentrated enough sample of virus. This is tricky since, y'know, viruses require hosts to replicate, but you then need to get the host cells (and the pieces of the host cells that died!) out of the sample while still keeping the viruses. Once I'd finished and the samples had been sent to the database for analysis as well as a second one sent to be frozen for future reference, there was still some left over that needed to be disposed of. I, knowing that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity, waited carefully for the lab director to be deep in conversation with someone else on the other side of the laboratory. And then I took my chance. Test tubes, as it turns out, are really bad as shot glasses. Their shape turns any liquid inside into a stream, so you really can't knock it back quickly - it takes a couple seconds. Additionally, the best way! can describe the taste of virus concentrate was "sterile rot". A very unique kind of bad! Made worse by the test tube's inefficiency as a shot glass. by the way we were studying bacteriophages, not animal viruses. these viruses are too specialized on attacking prokaryotes to even recognize our cells as targets at all, according to studies.) (but also like. if the viruses managed to successfully switch hosts and killed me with a violent infection, itd still be worth it.)
A guy in a blue coat asking "Are you winning, son?"
Cover to Mary Jane: Face It Tiger, where she's dressed as an elf.
Helsmith of Hashut holding a green torch.
Final Fantasy XIV is 79% downloaded.
A World Eaters combat patrol.
A short guide to the Leagues of Votann! 1. They are small. (It's efficient!) 2. They are capitalist. (To a priest being eaten by Tyranids: We'll fix your bug problem for 12 tons of adamantium. Sign here.) 3. They love AI. (Kin is Kin! Or Kyn.) 4. Maybe too much. (The Votann: I DEMAND AN ENTIRE PLANET'S WATER SUPPLY AND A PONY. The Kin: Yes boss.)
A squad of partially painted Jakhals.
A bunch of beige combat droids over a group of Jedi with various colored lightsabers, captioned "Be beige, not rainbow."
Kassandra Kurze, the Night Haunter.