David Eoll

@davideoll.bsky.social

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fuck ICE

Trump yelling to the lawn boy: "STOP THE GENOCIDE!"
Trump's favorite portrait.
A (roughly) silver age comic panel of someone staring out a window and saying "What a stupid time to be alive."
Donald the Dove, Hillary the Hawk, by MoDo
drawing of pre-plastic surgery Musk saying "Concerning"
cat press conference: "Would"
Donald Trump at the drivethru widow, about to fuck up your McD's order.
Moo Deng biting someone's leg. Captioned: Become Ungovernable
Trump waving to not-a-fan (two-fisted birds).
Trump looking like absolute death at the Knicks.
the numerologist from dark crystal
Trump looking like he's stroking out at the Knicks game. Stuff of nightmares. 😬
The French aristocrat meme, no caption needed.
"If you don't know what you're doing, neither does your enemy." -Don Tzu
totenkopf with a fake glasses, nose, and mustache disguise
"Dopey Kevin" Hassett
theater poster for 'It's Alive'
the frowning Martian from Wells' sketch
trump's trademark blue suit
MAGAs worshipping a golden Trump calf.
totenkopf with a fake moustache, nose, and glasses disguise
Affleck smoke break meme
"If you don't know what you're doing, neither does your enemy." --Don Tzu
Steve Martin from Dirty, Rotten Scoundrels
Ziggy's seeing-eye duck from season 2 of the Wire.
Draper's "I don't think about you at all" elevator scene from Mad Men.
totenkopf wearing a joke moustache, nose & glasses disguise
subtweet from Pope Leo: "I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for you tho. Or sorry that happened."
Rubio taking a smoke break while playing Easter Bunny at the WH
ww2-style enlistment poster which says: Send Barron. Do your part!
Donald Trump and Wilbur Ross back in the good ol' days.
Trump, shitposting
One of the "Trump's face graffitied with permanent marker after passing out at a frat party" memes from when he fell asleep at one of his criminal trials.
"He bankrupted a casino, Carl. A CASINO!"
the grim reaper at the arcade meme: "Is Trump even in this thing?"
AJ Soprano in his military academy uniform.
Book-a-Minute version of collected works of Jane Austen: Female Lead: I secretly love Male Lead. He must never know. Male Lead: I secretly love Female Lead. She must never know. (They find out.) THE END
the "that fucking hat" scene from Kill Bill 2.
POTUS showed up at Dover wearing a fucking ballcap when our fallen soldiers came home.
Sir Alec Guiness as George Smiley
goose chasing meme with the subtitle: "who's going to buy the widgets with no job and no money?" and the chasing subtitle: "WHO'S GOING TO BUY THE WIDGETS?"
Obergruppenführer Greg Bovino in a classic double-breasted greatcoat flanked by members of his Einsatzgruppen.
Militia showing up armed at the Michigan State House in 2020.
Trump collecting his FIFA peace prize. And I apologize for not being able to find the words for how pathetic and awkward it looks. Just use your imagination.
Yours truly and my brother, both in short pants, standing beside a water fountain in the shape of a lion. In front of a little league field at Petosky Bayfront Park in northern Michigan. circa 1973
Map of the US, showing states I've been to. The only one in the lower 48 I'm missing is North Dakota.
the Secretary of War doing something very intently on a laptop in the makeshift SCIF in the (I'm sure) Mar-a-Lago dining area.
the sundowning Commander-in-Chief barely able to keep himself awake for the military strike he just ordered
"Grover shows a picture of who the fuck asked." The picture is blank.
"Drei Gläser" scene from Inglourious Basterds, where Lt Hicox fcks up and gives himself away by using the British/American hand gesture for "three".
person in what looks like a silver age comic panel staring out the window saying "what a stupid time to be alive".
Trump yelling at nation
fireworks at kirk memorial
the French aristocrat meme, submitted without comment
Trump, looking exactly like an SNL caricature of himself, accepting fake FIFA peace prize.
Bart Simpson writing "abolish ICE" on the blackboard
President Donald J Trump 45 - 47 clearly asleep at a dining table at Mar-a-Lago, with a sign on the table saying "President Donald J Trump 45 - 47" and a red ballcap saying "America Is Back 45 - 47".
frontman Pope Leo crooning in the microphone
young John Connor making his now famous observation
Kevin Hassett smiling for some reason.