Miniature Enemy Crab

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he/him 📚 public library employee. 💪 union member. "If you don't want to be laughed at, don't act like a clown."

twitter post from @carometonym from 11/2/21: yes let's debate whether it's better to have one hour of sunlight on the way to work or on the way home from work rather than question whether the workday should be so long as to take up all the sunlight on a winter's day
michael lutz sort-of-meme modified to say "it's what I do"
groucho marx. a man with round glasses frames, a cigar in his mouth, and thick eyebrows and mustache made with grease paint. wearing a dark suit
Top down view looking at the rack over the rear tire of a bicycle. Bright red panniers are attached to either side of the rack. On top of the rack, between the bags, is a purple and green bumper sticker illustrated with plants and the text, "Please plant native plants or go to hell."
Partial screenshot of the website joshclarkcalculates.com which lets you compare things. At the top is the user submitted mad-lib style question, "Philadelphia has the size of how many shrimp?" At the bottom it says, "result found. Philadelphia has the size of 16.8 trillion shrimp" Not pictured is the part of the website further down where it explains how the answer was calculated.
Screenshot from the Hoopla app showing the covers for Star Wars Darth Vader: Vader, and Shadows and Secrets
Screenshot of the description of the starcraft 2 zerg queen ability Spawn Larva
two of my posts in a row: the first says "If we were truly able to create a software that was on the level of "sentience," using it for any human purpose would be completely unethical treatment of that sentience. We should all hope that "A.I." stays unaware and unintelligent." The second says "cheorge glooney"
Logitech M575 wireless trackball mouse
image stolen from a fruity pebbles commercial that shows fred flintstone in a wrestling ring after having fallen down, yelling at barney rubble who is sitting outside of the ring at a stone table eating fruity pebbles. an added word ballon has fred shouting, "Barney! Fuck off!"
a tan/white Pomeranian dog laying on brown flooring, with bright sunlight illuminating it from the left, in a deep mid yawn with his pink tongue out at full length
A white man with a beard stands in front of bookshelves full of books. He is wearing a black T shirt with a design on it by Kim Hu that says AAAAAAAAAAHH
Two orange containers of baked cheese snacks. Both say they are 100% cheese. One is meant for dogs and the other is meant for people.
Cover of the economist magazine that shows a blurry USA president with his mouth open in the foreground, with the in focus Chinese president in the background looking peaceful or amused. Text over his head says, "never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake"
Ron Funches ticket! in Gmail
Kim Hu [skull illustration]. Order [redacted]. Your order is confirmed. Your order is in the works. We'll email you an update when it ships.
An A-frame sign on the sidewalk outside of a business that says COLD WATER SALE $2
a photo with two men stand one in front of the other. they are wearing the same color clothes (black) and have the same hair color (gray) and similar skin tone so it looks like one man with two faces.
a photograph of the advertisement on the back of a bus. The ad says "Injured? Call the law brothers" and includes their phone number. The ad shows two men wearing suits in a casual pose, one with his arms folded and the other with his arm resting on the shoulder of the first.
Still image from Star Trek The Next Generation where Scotty says to Geordie, "you didn't tell him how long it would REALLY take?"
Photograph of a white wall that has been sprayed with black spray paint which reads, "what graffiti"
A zoomed in photo of a very large stationary construction crane that says PLANT on the side of it. The crane is mostly gray and white and the sky behind it is blue with a wisp of cloud. The letters for plant are in yellow with a green backing. There are public transit power lines visible in the near foreground of the photo.
a photo of a paper shopping bag modified to give it an angry face and simply illustrated arms holding a knife or dagger
A picture of a tan or cream colored, fox-faced Pomeranian dog sitting on a teal chair. He is looking alert and facing the camera. He has dark brown eyes, a dark nose, and his ears are perked up, and his mouth is open and his tongue is showing in a way that humans interpret as a dog smile. In front of him on the chair is a dog treat cookie with blue icing, shaped like a cupcake that says "Birthday boy" on it. This was for his ninth birthday.
God would probably prefer a human-quality prayer, but it's hard to scale that service to 3 billion Christians worldwide.
screenshot of an older white man, looking disheveled and upset, with his hands raised in front of him in anger or despair, with four analog clocks on the wall behind him. I stole this image from Keith J Carberry @carberry.deals
Book title: Bathe the cat. Written by Alice B. McGinty and illustrated by David Roberts. The title looks like it is spelled using alphabet magnets. An orange cat is perched on the word Bathe. Below, an interracial family struggles with a number of chores.
Screenshot from the video game Outward which says, "Waterskin / Capacity 5/6 / Content Clean Water / Drinking water restores stamina over time and removes the Burning status."
photo of an advertisement at a bus stop in San Francisco: Nurture|OS powered by AI Parenting, On Autopilot Our Parent Proxy Mode uses pre-trained voice cloning and camera based presence detection to handle repetitive child interactions autonomously. Child Question Detected: "Can I watch TV?" Auto-response deployed: "After homework, sweetheart."
a screenshot from an old handheld videogame, but the pertinent part is the text, which has been edited to read, "It's over. the democrats will never come back"
screenshot showing part of an "AI-generated summary" of a restaurant's Yelp reviews, which says "Friendly customer service with a variety of spice levels."
botched amateur restoration of the Ecce Homo fresco. it used to look like a representation of Jesus, but now the features are all smeared and blurry.
photo of the cover of a copy of Mojo magazine, and music magazine. On the cover is a photo of a young Bob Dylan and the text, "This boy is not a boy. He's a genius / Bob Dylan / How *did* he get so good?
Abe Simpsons from the Simpsons with the caption, "Mmm! I can't wait to eat that monkey."
an illustration of a person wearing a dress shirt, a tie, and a black balaclava. The person is hunched over and holding a laptop computer.
a screen shot from the Let's Play that is captioned, if you do not care about level ups or equipment min-maxing, then jump ahead to 47:50. The video is currently at 9 minutes 14 seconds.
A tweet by Li Chen @Exocomics Past me: I'll put this important thing here because it makes sense to have it here and Future Me will know exactly where to find it again! Future Me: WHERE HAVE YOU HIDDEN MY THINGS YOU WRETCHED MAD WOMAN OF YORE????
mountain dew logo respelled as Mountain WÄ“D
book cover for "The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo"
a three panel composition made of still frames from a front door security camera. it is the middle of the day, well lit and there is lots of grass and a stone and wood porch. the first frame shows a dark object in the air, with a red circle drawn around it. the second frame shows the impact location, with a red circle drawn around it. the third image is a photo of the stone-paved ground where a meteorite hit and exploded into a starburst of white dust.
a photo of a toasted-marshmallow-colored Pomeranian dog taken from a low angle. the dog is sitting and slightly looking up to the left. The dog's mouth is open and his tongue is hanging out. The dog is very fluffy and has a pointed muzzle.
a white and tan pomeranian dog, who is looking at the camera with a smile and tongue hanging out, sitting in vibrant green grass with small white flowers
a still photo from a video showing Ryan North and the caption, "...maybe I shouldn't be doing this."
A partial screenshot from the game The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, which shows a plate of brown not-really-food along with the text: Failed Experiment; A dish gone awry after mixing conflicting ingredients. It doesn't taste great, but as they say, beggars can't be choosers.
a row of potted plants in a sunny windowsill. Plants include jalapeño pepper, rosemary, sage, and catnip.
a fuzzy green T-Rex style plush dinosaur resting in a person's palm. The dinosaur is wearing a tiny orange hat with ear flaps that has a bottle cap stuck to one of the flaps. The dinosaur also has a strait pin going through it's nose because he's a little bit punk.
a photograph of a bearded man's face and torso from his nose to his midsection. he is wearing a white t shirt with blue text on it that reads, "ranged touch investigates the cascade"
"I went with my wife shopping, I'd just lost my job and we were very nervous about what we were going to do and every time I go in a supermarket, there's a little old lady that says 'oh you're a nice tall gentlemen, will you reach me that can?'" His wife then made a joke which led to the creation of the character's name: "She said, 'You know if the writing gig doesn't work, you could be a Reacher in a supermarket' and I thought 'great name' - lightbulb moment."
hand drawn inks only sketch of Arthur the duck and Memnon Vanderbeam dressed like barbershop quartet singers performing "my milkshake"
an advertisement for Louis Vuitton in which the viewer has the perspective of being on the ground looking up at a circle of people looking down at the viewer. A cloudy blue sky is visible behind the people. The people are of different genders and ethnicities. There are no words on the ad except for "Louis Vuitton"
A still image from a lord of the rings movie, showing Gimli the dwarf from the front as he looks above the viewer at the sky. He has a long brown-red beard with braids in it and he is wearing a tunic over armor. The caption describes him saying, "Nothing, it's just a wisp of cloud."
elon Musk tweet saying "i am constantly insulted on this platform"
4. (slang) An associate willing to act in one's defence or to act against one's enemies, especially by force. 5. (by extension) A loyal advocate or fan.
screen shot from the Simpsons showing Lionel Hutz's business card that says, "works on contingency? no, money down!" and the punctuation is written on after the fact in red pen
part of a Wordle puzzle. one line reads "shunt" with the letters s, u, and n highlighted in green. below that the line reads "smunt", which has not been submitted and is a not real word, which was used in a Three Word Phrase comic strip.