David_j_roth

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The flannel dunce. Defector.com is the website

A Fleer baseball card of Biff Pocoroba. Strange mustache.
A couple of full ass cornstalks planted in a little sidewalk planter thing.
A loaf of Country Kitchen brand bread in the Hearty Canadian White style.
Me crouching bt a Gross Gas propane canister, looking a little pudgy and sweaty. I am doing a dumb thumb up.
Two weathered Gross Gas canisters, one white and larger and the other gray and smaller, absolutely checking you out.
The sweater weirdo from Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 right after he shoots someone and says "garbage day."
Aaron Judge making The Aaron Judge Face while wearing a black suit, black shirt, and black tie on the cover of Esquire Magazine.
The flyer for Thursday, 6/11 Squawkin Sports, featuring guest authors Giano Cromley and John O'Connor, and hosts Patrick Sauer and me, at DSK at 71- Fulton Street in Brooklyn, at 7pm. Tickets start at $11 including drink ticket. There's a QR code but that doesn't translate well to this.
A hotel awning that reads "Kimpton Ashbel"
Enes Kanter and his amazing hairline reacting incredulously to a call during his tenure with the Knicks.
A screenshot of a tweet from Rudy Giuliani's account, timestamped 9:10pm on May 7, 2026, with a stock image of a beach with a palm tree and over it some text reading "Dear Heavenly Father, We lift up our friend Mayor Rudy Giuliani to You today. Please touch him with Your healing hands, Restore his strength, ease his discomfort, and clear his lungs of all disease. Lord, we pray you fill his heart with peace, his body with renewed health, and keep his spirit filled with hope. Lord, surround him with love and comfort, and may he always feel Your presence in his life. We ask this in Jesus Christ name. Amen." And then in cursive on the side it says "We hope you feel better soon! Love, Tracy and Steve."
Megan Draper singing "Zou Bisou" in Mad Men.
An instagram pic of a cute fluffy dog jumping around with its tongue hanging out, the translated caption of which reads "I'll be outside when I get back. I have a bit of diarrhea."
A day of reckoning will come.
A Fleer Orber Moreno card from when he was a child with the Royals.
Daniel Mengden's 2018 Topps Heritage card. he has a wild mustache going on.
A pic of the awful AI signage outside a local deli highlighted by a hot dog that appears to have stuffing on it and the sentence, next to an image of an uncanny wrap, reading: "Our fresh chicken taste different!"
An oafishly altered version of Shaq's 8/20/09 tweet that now reads "im at knots berry farms n my butts 2 big 2 fit in da seats on ride. ahhh (dats me Carrying You)
John Calipari's iconic 8/14/14 tweet reading "Walking on the beach this morning, doing a little thinking when I saw footprints in the sand. Reminded of the poem Footprints in the Sand."
A fucking fantastic Donruss Diamond Kings card for Gorman Thomas.
A handwritten sign on a shop grate reading "STOP! STOP! Do not put anything)
The line score of Team USA's 8-6 loss to Team Italy in the World Baseball Classic.
Homer Simpson reading the latest issue of Hot Lotto Picks on The Simpsons.
A loading door in Long Island City, Queens that has "fright elebator" written on it
Twin Peaks opening credits shot with the title TRACKER on it.
A 2017 tweet by AP journalist Mark Long reading "Jaguars PK Jason Myers on his misses: 'it feels great, dude. It's fucking awesome, man.'"
Two bluesky readers simultaneously encountering Eric's post.
Dippy looking guy in the illustration atop a shitty New York Times opinion piece about Harry Potter.
Eric Garland making the famed "Eric Garland face"
Donald Trump looking like a boiled doll with his eyes barely open.
A shot from 2024's Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story showing characters walking by a theater marquee advertising An Unexpected Christmas and The Santa Summit.
Ron Coomer looking very rectangular on a Topps Heritage baseball card.
Me holding a CD copy of the Red Hot Chili Peppers' album The Uplift Mofo Party Plan that I found in a thrift store.
Some tweets I did in September of 2021, the first of which is "My darkest and most forbidden vision....The Cenobites are permitted entry to our dimension through the Puzzle Box and get together to watch Saturday's early college football games at The Tilted Kilt" and the second of which is the classic Pinhead image with the words "Can you put on the Wake Forest game?" above it.
A 2017 tweet from AP reporter Mark Long reading: "Jaguars PK Jason Myers on his misses: "It feels great, dude. It's fucking awesome, man."
A credit at the end of Smokin Aces 2: Assassin's Ball that reads "On March 10th, 2009, Pulitzer Prize winning journalist Seymour Hersh alleged the existence of a covert US government assassination ring. "It is a wing of our special operations community that is set up independently," he explained. "They do not report to anybody...Congress has no oversight over it."
A chumbox ad headlined "Here Is A List Of Former NBA Stars Who Ended up With 9-5 Jobs" that has the Crying Jordan meme as its lead art.
The promo image for the November 6 installment of Squawkin Sports, at which Patrick Sauer and I will interview Will Leitch and Stefan Fatsis about their books, at 7pm.
Image of Bill O'Reilly's old ass endorsing a product called Relaxium in a cheap TV ad that's styled to look like Fox News.
Madison Bumgarner wearing an outlandishly shitty fit while posing with Jason Momoa, who looks cool despite having a wallet chain thing going.
A package of dried lobster mushrooms labeled Mush Dried Lobs.
A sign hanging in S&P Lunch reading "a proud member of the consolidated sandwich group."
My people kept telling me Ken Phelps.
Meg Tilly in the Abel Ferrara version of Invasion of the Body Snatchers, but also she's at the ALDS and making The PC Richard Sound.
Russell Wilson's frozen football-shaped bread product in its packaging.
Spencer Hall's tweet from 2016 of the Legends Of The Hidden Temple Stone Face Guy singing the beginning of Carrie Underwood's Sunday Night Football theme.
The cover of Radiohead's album The Bends, with the dude making that face.
An Immaculate Grid of fantasy football RB3 guys that I have had on one team or another. Darren McFadden, in the middle, is the only guy with a face. Kevan Barlow, Troy Hambrick, Reuben Droughns, Olandis Gary, Zack Crockett, Amos Zereoue, Rudi Johnson, and Beanie Wells do not.
My Immaculate Grid of New Jersey Nets, featuring Jamie Feick, Chris Douglas-Roberts, Aaron Williams, Mikki Moore, Anthony Johnson, Sundiata Gaines, Nenad Krstic, Lucious Harris, and Brian Scalabrine. Please read those names in the SNL Opening Credits Voice.
A still of Derek Jeter showing off the "cool moonroof" from his Jeter's Got An Edge ads for I think Buick.
An immaculate grid filled out with various MLB players with appalling facial hair.
Jim Harbaugh smiling like a goober in a Michigan hat.
Photo of a bulk bin at a supermarket, the label on which reads "Once Again Tamari Almonds"
The note Tom Cruise receives from the perverts in Eyes Wide Shut reading "Give up your inquiries which are completely useless, and consider these words a second warning. We hope, for your own good, that this will be sufficient."