david malki !

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🎩 hi there! it's malki from wondermark 🖋️cartoonist, designer, game maker 🔗 my various links: linkpop.com/malki 🦋 comics posted at: @wondermark.com 🔩 card game: Bolted! wondermark.com/bolted

BILL Support Team (email notification) RE: Chat - Spend & Expense Hi David, I hope this message finds you well. I wanted to take a moment to express my heartfelt gratitude for the opportunity to assist you with your BILL Spend & Expense® account. It truly m...
KIDS MENÚ Choice of: • Steak • Chicken • Sbonaged • Vegetables
Obviously Italian-inspired logo for NOODLE BATTLE: A PASTA PUZZLE FOR 2
A leather chair that looks like a puckered b-hole
Me with the real true famous ogre Shrek, in Tallinn
A very tired-looking me, Chris Yates, and Colleen AF Venable, all very young and hale and hearty, in a NYC subway station. This photo was surely taken for one of Chris' photocomics.
A young, wet Ryan North strides confidently across the fountain he had just run through for some reason. Washington Square Park maybe?
Photo of a Costco aisle where an enormous yard skeleton shares a shelf with summer inflatable pool stuff and a "Summer With Dr. Seuss!" display
Doodle-style comic. A circus strongman (Muscleman) speaks with a dude in a cap holding a coffee (Kellett). Title: MUSCLEMAN (DFAC) MEETS DK (DAVE KELLETT, NOT DONKEY KONG) M: bro. I have met many monsters. I could tell you about them. D: Like what? M: Monster trucks, Monster energy drink, most of the furry bros from Sesame Street... D: Those don't seem like very SCARY monsters... M: Is super scary!! M: Sesame Street has this one bro who just CANNOT get enough cookies...Bro is seriously obsessed with them. D (holding a notepad): What's that one called? M: Bro. I cannot remember. M (thinking): It's something like... M: "Snack bro"
A dialog box reading "Get support from Meta AI business assistant" and then the rest of the options and information are unreadable gibberish. The feature is helpfully labeled "Beta"
A weak-looking Uncle Sam bird is labeled BEFORE; a strong one labeled AFTER. Styled to look like a magazine ad, the cartoon copy reads: I WAS WEAK AND RUN-DOWN I had circles under my eyes. My tail drooped. I had a foul case of Appeasement... ...THEN I LEARNED ABOUT "GUTS" that amazing remedy For all Mankind's Woes NOW I AM TAKING IT DAILY and today I FEEL STRONG ENOUGH TO PUNCH MISTER HITLER RIGHT IN THE SNOOT!
A printer and a bunch of printer parts on a table
A cobbled together shipping box made from a cut-apart and resized Bolted game packing carton
A sheet of cardboard on a board cutter
A box of Easter candy with the text "No BUNNY like you"
The collage now shows the man slumping against a table laden with bowls, while the leering man looks on. Just an absolutely perfect composite, very naturalistic looking, great job by the collage artist
A work-in-progress collage image showing roughly-composited layers of a slouching man, a man drinking from a stein, and a table with a fringed tablecloth. Also visible in the background is a woman who is minutes away from not existing anymore, sorry
NOCTURNAL. PREDATORY. VENGEFUL. squork
a timeline showing: Feb 4 - Shipment Created Feb 14 - Drop Off Feb 28 - In Transit Mar 23 - Delivered
The "Machine of Death DEATH BALLS", whatever THOSE are
A midcentury magazine ad illustration of a hose reading "What! No polythene?"
"It's a-me! A rad dude!" [DEATH IMMINENT]
"Look out! I'm gonna swim up your urethra!!"
This vegetarian is gonna make you EAT MY DUST
RECHARGE ME SO I MAY SMITE YOU
"Good Grief! How you get so big, eating food of this kind??" "You grew it, dude!!"
A photo of my convention display with the Bolted! game
screenshot from VESSELFINDER shows the container ship HYUNDAI NEPTUNE in the port of Taipei as of 1 hour ago
the timeline has been updated: FEB 28 2026 - IN TRANSIT
February 15, 2025 Dear Seattle Public Schools Community, It is an honor and a privilege to write to you today. I want to wish you all a Happy Valentine's Day. Regardless of our thoughts about Lupercalia, the ancient Roman holiday of fertility and looking forward to spring, of which it is thought the holiday is originally based on, or the martyrdom of St. Valentine where the holiday gets its name, or if we have fond or terrible memories of having to read Geoffrey Chaucer's "Parliament of Fowls", or if we are big fans of the commoditization of the holiday originally led by Ester Howland who made a fortune by mass producing Valentine's Day Cards, I think we can all agree that in this time of strife and fraught relationships across the globe, celebrating love is a good thing. I am sure we can all do with a little more endearment. So, if you have a chance, I ask that each of you perform one extra act of kindness, show one more bit of tenderness to someone. It is amazing how something small and simple can make someone's day.
a photo of the packing cartons for my game Bolted!. There are cool visual details on the boxes that no one will ever see
Feb 4, 2026 - Shipment Created Feb 10, 2026 - Drop Off [still not checked] In Transit
> There is a young person of York, > Who pins on her hat with a fork > The people all stare, > And shout, "Oh, look there!" > Whenever she goes for a walk.
> There is a young person of York, > Who pins on her hat with a fork > The people all stare, > And shout, "Oh, look there!"
> There is a young person of York, > Who pins on her hat with a fork
Fancy ermine cloaks on a set of king and queen mannequins. These mannequins are the royal family of Norway.
Saturday Evening Post cover illustration of a woman with her hands in an ermine muff. Why are her hands so cold when she's wearing spaghetti straps?
A young lady wears a long skirt, a big furry muff, and a wide hat with a feather. A fork is shoved through the hat. A little grinning boy points at her from the distance.
> There lived a big, bold buccaneer, > Who said, "If you dare to come near, > I'll cut off your head, > And when you are dead, > I certainly sha'n't shed a tear."
> There lived a big, bold buccaneer, > Who said, "If you dare to come near, > I'll cut off your head, > And when you are dead,
> There lived a big, bold buccaneer, > Who said, "If you dare to come near, > I'll cut off your head,
> There lived a big, bold buccaneer, > Who said, "If you dare to come near,
screenshot of a reddit post: ...as such; i have decided that my birthday party is going to have a theme. but not just any theme mind you. A STAR TREK THEME! thing is; me and my parents are having a rather difficult time thinking about how to make this party a star trek party. so far; we`re going to have cotton balls on the ground and call them tribbles, we`re gonna be playing the wrath of khan soundtrack on alexia, and i`ll be wearing my starfleet uniform. that`s all we really have at the moment. i would like some advice on what to have at the party.
a drawing of a kid in a sailor suit and short pants, holding a saber, a dagger clutched in the teeth, wearing a red trianglular hat, with a solid tattered black flag behind them.
There was a bold youngster named Jim, Who thought he would go for a swim. He saw a great shark, Cried, "Oh, what a lark! I won't make a dinner for him."
There was a bold youngster named Jim, Who thought he would go for a swim. He saw a great shark, Cried, "Oh, what a lark!
"There was a bold youngster named Jim, Who thought he would go for a swim. He saw a great shark,"
"There was a bold youngster named Jim, Who thought he would go for a swim."
A child in a striped shirt and shorts is shedding water (?) while a large, toothless, fishy creature looms over his shoulder.
There came a young lady from Brighton, Whom it was very easy to frighten; The sight of a snail Would make her turn pale, And run all the way back to Brighton.
There came a young lady from Brighton, Whom it was very easy to frighten; The sight of a snail Would make her turn pale,
There came a young lady from Brighton, Whom it was very easy to frighten;
a young woman in a very large hat seems to run from a snail. in the background is a road sign, London to the left, Brighton to the right.
Twitter screenshot from 2017 @malki Good morning @Sears, I wanted to report a typo in your catalog. Men's Pajamas is listed as being on page 696, when in actuality it's on page 966. Had to hunt it down! This is catalog #111, Spring 1902. Thanks. [Followed by photos of the catalog in question] How embarrassing! @Sears Thanks, David for the finding! Good eyes!
Some rolling green hills that are usually yellow or brown
A can of old engine additive labeled GUM CUTTER