David E. Smith

@davidsmith.is

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WordPress, Linux, rasslin’, pizza. StL. Very bad at video games. I do all my own stunts. He/him.

In this house we believe This place is not a place of honor No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here Nothing valued is here What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us The danger is still present in your time This place is best shunned And left uninhabited
Ask a Judge Q: My opponent has Sample 42-C in play with 3 Æmber on it. If I play Poltergeist and choose to resolve its “Play:” ability on my opponent’s Sample 42-C, what happens? (Then, under the text, pics of the two Keyforge cards referenced in the question.)
Fake Star Trek title card: "Scotty Does Space Drugs", written by Harlan Ellison
"Scotty Does Space Drugs" by Harlan Ellison
A Star Trek title card, captioned with a Babylon 5 episode.
From the driver seat of a 2005 Chevy Cobalt. Hazard lights flashing. The windshield has patches of snow, and the car is stopped just inches from some small trees. It's very snowy and icy and you really shouldn't be driving in this weather.
Picture of the lizard creature that used to be Tom Paris, from the award winning episode "Threshold" of Star Trek: Voyager
Budgie, a small shih tzu dog, looking towards the camera. His face is a big smile (or maybe he's just panting), and he's sitting in a small orange and black cart or wagon.
Bumblebee (the Autobot, not an actual bee) stands in the foreground, pointing his laser pistol at the camera or at the photographer. A TARDIS is behind him, just out of focus.
Picture of a wooden pencil, with a bit of blood rolling down the shaft. Caption: "Wrote a horror story using only 3 words"
Photo of a "Bigfoot Rocky Road" ice cream card, with a cartoonish pic of a bigfoot. Also lists the ice creams allergy warnings and notes it's Vegan. The ice cream itself is out of focus in the background.
Sting (the wrestler, not the singer) gets in the face of Marina Shafir (the wrestler but maybe she can sing idk). Sting is wearing his black and white face paint.
8.5: 0.23% 8.4: 4.90% 8.3: 16.74% 8.2: 27.29% 8.1: 15.39% 8.0: 5.69% 7.4:22.20% 7.3: 2.04% 7.2: 1.81%
'No, it's not that. Humans need a ... oh, what is it ... it's something with their stomachs. An enzyme, I think. For digesting milk. Only some Humans produce it naturally. But here's the thing: they're all so fucking bonkers for cheese that they'll ingest a dose of the enzymes beforehand so that they can eat it.'
A Robin Lauersdorf piece. The artwork depicts a table with a large sheet of paper and drawing tools. The piece-within-a-piece is a drawing in progress of a sailing ship; the bow is fully realized but as we go astern the picture is less finished and more of a sketch. Octopus tentacles are coming out from under the canvas, wielding pens. The effect is that the piece is drawing itself, after a fashion. Look, I'm not good at describing images, I absolutely am not doing it justice. I apologize to those depending on this summary, and to the artist.
Movie poster for Top Gun with a young Tom Cruise and equally young Kelly McGillis
Twitter screen cap of a 70s house layout that includes a "grooving area" dominating the shared areas
Photo of Edward James Olmos as Commander Adama from the 2004 version of Battlestar Galactica. Also features this fire quote from that character: "THERE'S A REASON YOU SEPARATE MILITARY AND THE POLICE. ONE FIGHTS THE ENEMIES OF THE STATE, THE OTHER SERVES AND PROTECTS THE PEOPLE. WHEN THE MILITARY BECOMES BOTH, THEN THE ENEMIES OF THE STATE TEND TO BECOME THE PEOPLE."
The cover of Nine Inch Nails' EP "broken"
Caption text: President Donald Trump stands by as attendees help a man after he collapsed during an event on lowering drug prices in the Oval Office at the White House on November 6, 2025 in Washington DC. Photo credit: Andrew Harnik/Getty Images. Photo content: pretty much matches the caption. Three people seemingly trying to help a fourth who has fainted, while Trump basically ignores them all.
David is in the foreground, looking over his shoulder, as a penguin lurks in the background.
Larry Linville as Maj. Frank Burns from 70s sitcom MASH.
A Halloween decoration - a large skeleton, from mid-ribcage up. If it were a whole skeleton it would probably be around twelve feet tall. It has a Costco price tag ($259.99) on its chest. Very menacing grin.
Screenshot from "and Roger", showing a just-married couple kissing.
The "I will face God and walk backwards into hell" dril tweet from 2012
An announcement from AOL stating that after September 30, 2025, the AOL Dialer will no longer be supported.
Screen shot from a Google search for "banana ball," including the wildly inaccurate statement that the Savannah Bananas will be an MLB team in 2026.
"You spent more time with your phone than anything or anyone. You would turn your phone on to turn off the anxious, stressful, anguished thoughts."
David, face mostly obscured by the head of Budgie, an adorable shih tzu pupper.
Screenshot of the Target app, showing pre-orders for Nintendo Switch 2, both standalone and in a bundle, sold out. I accidentally cropped the clock but it said 11:00, literally the minute orders opened.
David's bed, with lovely watercolor duvet, and Toby, a small black doggo lying in almost the perfect center of the bed like he owns the darn thing.
We're thrilled to share that the Age of Rime has arrived in our 2021 remake of Myst! This long-awaited addition brings you to a snowy, remote world once inhabited by Atrus and his family.
Radar map of the area around St Louis, MO. There are many colorful blobs indicating that the rain shall be bountiful, no doubt to Cassi's dismay.
Photo of Debbie Gibson in the 1980s, complete with denim jacket, very large earrings, and pork pie hat.
A photo of wrestler Dalton Castle with two of his "Boys."
"somnolent"
Screen shot from Parasite Eve. Eve, the villain of this game, stands on a stage. She is captioned as saying "... and this Christmas will be the most special of all."
The sadly deceased Lone Gunmen from The X-Files S10E5 "Babylon"
Screen shot of an email, in the Proton mail client, showing a purchase from Proton's own online store. "Some images could not be loaded with tracking protection" is highlighted.
Photo of Frohike, Byers, and Langly, the three "Lone Gunmen" from the X-Files.
A "Winnie the Pooh" blind box toy box with a postage motif. It is labeled "Retro Stamp" in large letters, and "Tampon" in smaller letters.
Quickly hacked parody of a Jane's Addiction post, but WordPress